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Roses are red, that part is true,
But violets are purple, not f**king blue.
A recent study shows women who carry a little extra weight live a lot longer than men that mention it.
If my music's too loud, you're probably too old.
I've been sober for 100 days today. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total.
I'm off like a prom dress.
Hotter than a road lizard's ass.
Colder than a witch's tit.
Built like a brick shithouse.
A snowball's chance in hell.
Do frogs bump their ass when they jump? (When the answer to a question someone's asked you is an obvious "yes.")
Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls? (same thing - obvious "yes")..
But violets are purple, not f**king blue.
A recent study shows women who carry a little extra weight live a lot longer than men that mention it.
If my music's too loud, you're probably too old.
I've been sober for 100 days today. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total.
I'm off like a prom dress.
Hotter than a road lizard's ass.
Colder than a witch's tit.
Built like a brick shithouse.
A snowball's chance in hell.
Do frogs bump their ass when they jump? (When the answer to a question someone's asked you is an obvious "yes.")
Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls? (same thing - obvious "yes")..
Proper thing for you to share the story here.
Sounds like he was great fun. Sorry for the loss. 
bottomland
Member
Be man enough, to admit when your wrong.
Magic happens...
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noyd666
BASTARD'S A TEA LEAF.=thief.
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noyd666
SMACK IN THE MOUTH WITH A HOUSE BRICK haha.
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willyweed
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im me
you're more confused than a nun at a whorehouse.
" The only thing I care about , is not caring."
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noyd666
TWO BOB TO A POUND OF SHIT.
"whoa... are those real?"
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noyd666
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willyweed
enlightenment often come's out of the mouth's of fool's
