[forsure215]

Hey i just got a new job and they want me to piss in a cup at a lab. The job is at home depot by the way.. My question was can a male pass a urine test with a female’s clean piss? Obviously i smoke dank so mine would be dirty and all my guy friends smoke or use other stuff.. The only "clean" urine available to me is my moms or my girl friends. Also if i can’t use a female’s urine what is the best fake piss option from a smoke shop? I’m taking the test Thursday the 31st before 4pm which is tomorrow... so not like i can drink a shit load of water to clean me out by then... thanks in advance for all the help guys!!! happy holidays

[bengie187]

Yes it will pass unless they check to see if its male or female.....but i think its gotta be specifically asked for from what ive learned

[forsure215]

thanks for getting back to me so fast. i thought the same thing and all the research i have dun today online says the same thing that it should pass unless they test for other medical things.

I guess my other question would be if i use my girl’s urine should i use a heat packet to keep it warm or if i just add a tiny bit of hot water in the bathroom at the lab to get the warm piss taped to my leg back to the right temp????

[Marcellas]

shes not pregnant is she?

[forsure215]

NO my girl is not pregnant fo sure.. and if i used my moms i would ask her but she is old so i hope she would not be haha...

[Cutty]

TAPE IT TO YOUR LEG!

Don't try to heat it up before or water it down with hot water.

I once microwaved a sample and was off by a few degrees. Got called out on it and had to take an observed pee-test. A 4oz model airplane fuel tank and some tubing taped to the far side of my fatty got me thru that one.

Let your body heat take care of the temp for you.

Good Luck

[foozo]

I have taken four urine tests for work. Every time, the testing place has shut off all of the water or just the hot water, depending on the place. I would not count on being able to heat it up with hot water. Buy one of those hand warmer things from the camping supply department at Walmart or Target. Even better, buy a hand warmer thingie from Home Depot. I like the irony.

[wvkindbud38]

Forsure......the answer is for sure you can use clean female urine. I've passed many tests over the years with my mom or wifes urine. I put the urine in a pill bottle....make sure it don't leak. Then put the bottle in a plastic bag and put the bottle/bag between your legs/ in your undershorts.....to keep the urine warm. Thats really the main thing to keep the urine body temp and if you place the urine bottle between your legs or in your underwear it keeps it warm and you'll pass......I've done this many times you have to be careful and not let the urine get to cold and you'll be fine. Or you can spend $150 usd on a whizzinator and it comes with everything includeing a warmer/heater. Jobs are hard to come by in alot of the USA right now so remember this if you get the job and hang with it for awhile....Goodluck

[wvkindbud38]

Yea most places tell you don't turn on the water and they stand outside the door.....anyway I've never mixed any water or anything with female urine. I've used female urine from 20 years old and 45 year olds....doesn't matter if the females clean and the urine is body temp then you pass.

[RetroGrow]

I would go with synthetic urine. Buy it online. Works 100%. The one I got comes with an IV bag and tube. You keep it under your armpit which keeps the temp correct. Works every time, and spares you the embarrassment of asking your mom for pee