It just occurred to me that when the Mayan Armageddon fails epically folks will be runnin to the interweb to share their sundry and confused thoughts on the subject. Top of that list will be excuses as to why nothing happened out of the ordinary.
This goes down every time some prophetical mumbo jumbo gets the circular file. I seem to recall various waco-esque religious kooks winding everyone up for the end of the world not too long ago...and when the clock struck midnight apparently their calculations were off, or God decided to give everyone a pass....or whatever.
So I thought this would be a great place to list the myriad excuses that will inevitably fall off the tongues of looneys galor...this way if you said it first...they can't use it to explain away their conspiracy insanity easily (at least without an I told you so chorus).
My preciction (and I don't have to be Nostradamus here to figure this out) on the lamest and most prolific excuse that will surface is:
There is going to be an "end of the world", but apparently someone misread the Mayan writings and it's actually some other time that we misconstrued as December 21, 2012. It'll be some bullshit like December 21, 2112....yada, yada...yada.
So post up your excuses like "The dog ate my apocalypse" or "I left my ragnarok in my other pants". I'm dying to hear it all.
BTW: All you conspiracy nuts....I'm waiting for the NEXT big thing to worry about...so please inform me...
This goes down every time some prophetical mumbo jumbo gets the circular file. I seem to recall various waco-esque religious kooks winding everyone up for the end of the world not too long ago...and when the clock struck midnight apparently their calculations were off, or God decided to give everyone a pass....or whatever.
So I thought this would be a great place to list the myriad excuses that will inevitably fall off the tongues of looneys galor...this way if you said it first...they can't use it to explain away their conspiracy insanity easily (at least without an I told you so chorus).
My preciction (and I don't have to be Nostradamus here to figure this out) on the lamest and most prolific excuse that will surface is:
There is going to be an "end of the world", but apparently someone misread the Mayan writings and it's actually some other time that we misconstrued as December 21, 2012. It'll be some bullshit like December 21, 2112....yada, yada...yada.
So post up your excuses like "The dog ate my apocalypse" or "I left my ragnarok in my other pants". I'm dying to hear it all.
BTW: All you conspiracy nuts....I'm waiting for the NEXT big thing to worry about...so please inform me...
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