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TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

Midwest sticky

Resident Smartass & midget connoisseur
So my one year old dog mr. Noodles has decided to have selective hearing... Apparently the words "no" and come here no longer fucking register, little shithead.
And the other pup has decided to be a bunny serial killer, none of em are safe Lmfao. Good thing I like rabbit stew.
 
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noyd666

N THE WEATHER IS LOOKING LIKE RAIN, GOOD THE BLOODY DAMS NEED FILLING.
 

moses wellfleet

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The negative pressure in my mouth drew the sweet sour fruity pulp out of the small whole gnawed in the shell and down the back of my throat. Flavor burst as I inhaled!
 

OranguTrump

Crotchety Old Crotch
So my one year old dog mr. Noodles has decided to have selective hearing... Apparently the words "no" and come here no longer fucking register, little shithead.
And the other pup has decided to be a bunny serial killer, none of em are safe Lmfao. Good thing I like rabbit stew.

Bunnies are food, NOT pets. I regularly offer to take in peoples rabbit "pets", with the caveat that they will become Hasenpfeffer.

"One rabbit stew, comin' right up" - Monty Python & the Holy Grail
 

Midwest sticky

Resident Smartass & midget connoisseur
Good thing there's a shitload of em in the yard,they make a damn good meal. now if I can just teach him to take out a deer I'll have it made.
 

OranguTrump

Crotchety Old Crotch
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Should you tip a hooker?

Only if she won't lay down on her own
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Stoner4Life

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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Should you tip a hooker?

Only if she won't lay down on her own
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that wasn't funny the first time MrTrump.......



OK & this goes out to everyone, 'hooker' is a very crass word, low class, can be found in urban alley's etc...

Seriously, sub in the word 'escort' and suddenly your date/interlude/rendezvous takes on an entirely different level of tang.
 
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