Cosmic Crisp apple

Anyone know how this apple gets such a long shelf life and has such a desirable flavor to people with taste buds?

Is it stupid fuckin derpy terpanenes? Are they stored with Homobromovida moisture packs? Do they grow them hydrohomoponically? Is that how it works? What?

Not paying $2.50 a pound for apples.

except maybe to buy a few seeds.