funny situations that seem to happen in everyday life.

vanilla dutch

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• Jul 10, 2020

• #1

this is a constant dilemma for me. somebody will be talkin to me and be on the phone at the sametime and when they talk on the phone i still think their talkin to me. gets me everytime.


or when somebody asks u to get something for them and its never where they say it was.everytime.

 

Chevy cHaze

Out Of Dankness Cometh Light

ICMag Donor

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• Jul 10, 2020

• #2

Or when you think, wow, this supermarket is playing some real good music for like 15min while shopping for groceries and only during the 5min free noise orgy of a Sonic Youth song you realise that your phone has been playing away in your pocket for the whole time and it was your playlist on random, for everyone to listen in on.

Of course you're high too...
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vanilla dutch

Active member

• Jul 10, 2020

• #3

or be looking for your phone and its in your hand the whole time.love it

 

Dropped Cat

Six Gummi Bears and Some Scotch

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• Jul 11, 2020

• #4

Your car windows rolled down, alarm active, reach to unlock back door,
triggers alarm, lol.

Kidnap victim in the trunk starts yelling, draws unwelcome stares.

Happens too often to mention.


Good thread!

 

EsterEssence

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• Jul 11, 2020

• #5

It’s funny how we seem to run into the same people in town. When i look at the clock it is often 4:54, pound 6:26. A number my daughter was in a game we used to play, and 10:08,1:08, 11:08, 108 is the number of beads on my Buddhist mala. Happens all the time...

 

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Nannymouse

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• Jul 23, 2020

• #6

watching the chickens is funnier than listening to the news.

 

armedoldhippy

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• Jul 23, 2020

• #7

Nannymouse said:

watching the chickens is funnier than listening to the news.

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understandable. NOTHING funny on the news...not "HAHA" funny anyway. damn, mouse! you are almost to PM numbers, aintcha?

 

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CosmicGiggle

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• Jul 23, 2020

• #8

I hate it when I can't find my glasses so put on another pair then later look in the mirror and have on the second pair while the other 'lost' pair is sitting on top of my head.

..... so far I haven't left the house like that, yet!

 

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dekab247

Active member

• Jul 24, 2020

• #9

How about the realization that your a dummy?, then realizing your friend is an even bigger dummy? Following is story why.

On my phone looking around my house for my phone. Literally freaking out for 10 minutes...When I had a sudden epiphany. Wow what a dummy...I said to myself. Feeling pretty stupid I go on to tell my buddy. I found the phone. He responds...well where was it?

Jeez, and I thought I was high. None the less we has a massive gut busting laugh realizing how silly it was. What had just happened...


I am pretty sure y'all don't want to hear about the bulldog, and the trip. That's pure horror, or comedy. Depends how you view it...lol...D

 

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CosmicGiggle

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• Jul 24, 2020

• #10

Actually we do want to hear about the bulldog and the trip, please elaborate!

 

armedoldhippy

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• Jul 25, 2020

• #11

CosmicGiggle said:

Actually we do want to hear about the bulldog and the trip, please elaborate!

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fuck, yeah! you can't come here & tease us like that! somebody get the ban hammer!

 

vanilla dutch

Active member

• Jul 25, 2020

• #12

lol.the ban hammer.its how u get a real icmager to starting sweating.just the threat of a ban got him telling on hisself.lol

 

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Benny106

• Jul 25, 2020

• #13

You aint a real icmagastani unless you been banned anyway.

 

BlackBart

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• Jul 25, 2020

• #14

I always hear the phone ring while I'm in the shower .

 

vanilla dutch

Active member

• Jul 25, 2020

• #15

i forget what im doing often.especially if someone talks to me.

 

Gry

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• Jul 26, 2020

• #16

When they comment about the smell, and I try to figure out if it is the cat's or the cannabis they have in mind.

 

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St. Phatty

Active member

• Aug 2, 2020

• #17

not funny funny, more like funny WIERD.

one of my house-cleaners shot & killed my other house-cleaner on Friday July 31.

in Southern Oregon.

guess I need to find a new house-cleaner !

 

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dekab247

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• Aug 6, 2020

• #18

Double shot at Love

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Last edited: Jun 28, 2021

armedoldhippy

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• Aug 7, 2020

• #19

St. Phatty said:

not funny funny, more like funny WIERD.

one of my house-cleaners shot & killed my other house-cleaner on Friday July 31.

in Southern Oregon.

guess I need to find a new house-cleaner !

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well...ONE of them for sure aint showing up. hard to find good help these days...

 

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CosmicGiggle

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• Aug 7, 2020

• #20

.... and the common denominator between the 2 housecleaners would be St. Phatty, I wonder what his involvement was???

............ and also, who needs 2 cleaners and why?