Words Women Use....

G

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• Sep 16, 2005

• #21

Male & Female Interpretations

Male & Female Interpretations



THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
female: The sharing of thoughts & feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning and farting.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

 

G

Guest

• Sep 16, 2005

• #22

Ms G hello young lady..

hey you forgot to add to the womens english.

1.That was great = Your done?
2.Where do you want to eat = lets drive around for an hour maybe 2
3.Im horny = you cant put it in

i could have used a few pages lol... i pop in and throw out a few later peace..

sack :friends:

 

J

jahseeds

Member

• Sep 16, 2005

• #23

I'm no Dr. Phil but.......

I'm no Dr. Phil but.......

lmao, ms grateful, sounds like you women suffer from a mild case of schizophrenia, some to a lesser degree than others. no wonder it drives men crazy trying to figure women out!!!

 

guineapig

Active member

Veteran

• Sep 18, 2005

• #24

so funni.....thanx for the kind words and good advice Ms.G.....kind regards, gunieapig

 

Sleepy

Active member

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• Nov 27, 2005

• #25

am i allowed in here????

am i allowed in here????

i liked the whole thread!

thanks for the laugh...the truth hurts!

 

G

Guest

• Nov 27, 2005

• #26

Sleepy said:

i liked the whole thread!

thanks for the laugh...the truth hurts!

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:friends: You should know you are Welcome anywhere Sleepy my dear... Glad you enjoyed them...

here's one just for you special fella's out there... ​

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh!? For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.​

see'ya'round

 

G

Guest

• Nov 27, 2005

• #27

mines still working on the bass boat and her daddy sold the bar................

I'm gonna get hit when she reads this................

 

G

Guest

• Nov 27, 2005

• #28

but dew honey....I thought you loved me for my mind, and my great talents.

I wouldn't hit you. I'll make you pay in a thousand different ways.

I LOVE YOU!

 

G

Guest

• Nov 27, 2005

• #29

Your an asshole is a common sentence around here lately!!Holidays always bring out the best in my woman!!Love the thread tho.

 

S

stretchpuppy

• Nov 28, 2005

• #30

Haha Funny RED... I hear "you're a jerk" a lot myself.

The one word I clearly understand the hidden meaning behind it is when she looks as me and says "Baaaabbbbyyy"

 

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G

Guest

• Nov 29, 2005

• #31

I've been hearing "Your not Right" alot around my house. I just shrug my shoulders and tell her "You knew that when ya married me".

Stretch....the word "Baaaabbbyyy" is usually followed by me saying "Crap what do I have to do now"

Guess that's universal Woman talk for "Come here and do this NOW"

 

Harry Gypsna

Dirty hippy Bastard

Veteran

• Dec 2, 2005

• #32

and if she ever asks if she looks fat, just forget it and head for cover because ur screwed.....lol

 

GIO

Member

• Dec 6, 2005

• #33

was just popping in to check out but had to post "what a halarious thread"

 

Harry Gypsna

Dirty hippy Bastard

Veteran

• Dec 6, 2005

• #34

Scientists somewhere have finally figured out that there are 3 key pionts to understanding the female mind........
they have just started another 20 year research programme to find out what in hell they are
LOL, theres another for ya....

 

GIO

Member

• Dec 6, 2005

• #35

Harry Gypsna said:

Scientists somewhere have finally figured out that there are 3 key pionts to understanding the female mind........
they have just started another 20 year research programme to find out what in hell they are
LOL, theres another for ya....

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toooooo damn funny..i love it

 

mtnjohn

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• Dec 7, 2005

• #36

a man and his wife were talking one evening and she asked him if he would still love her if she got fat..................................he said why yes darling ,i would still love you

but i would sure miss you

 

SkyRose

Member

• Dec 18, 2005

• #37

RED145 said:

LOL,Good shit Ms.G,
I guess I'll use your dictionary to convey my message to the girls of ICM....
I'm Bored,Let's talk,and I Love all ya'll!!!!

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And you say I flirt.

Just cause I'm not here at this forum all the time, doesn't mean I don't read your post, honey :wink:

How many pm's and pictures did you get from the girls here after this post?? :wink:

 

farmerBudHead

Member

• Dec 21, 2005

• #38

The women around my area claim this is true.....

Womens faults are many, men have but two,
eveything they say, and every thing they do...

How true is this for the girls here?

 

mtnjohn

Active member

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• Dec 21, 2005

• #39

if a man speaks in the woods and nobody is there to hear him
................is he still wrong?

 

G

Guest

• Dec 21, 2005

• #40

yes hehehehehehe