dream job you can never get

Marquis de Sod · Oct 17, 2012

crap. my dream job is sitting right there waiting for me, 1600 miles away! electrician at ucla, apt housing! too bad i'm fucking married and my wife hurt her neck six years ago and never fucks. can you imagine all the hot ass i would be able to get vising several apts a day to fix minor things? but apts down there are astronomical. i couldnt afford one very close to campus on $25/hr. but that is for a trainee, and i am a master. after a couple years i would be over $30. but the fringe benefits i can only cream about!

i am almost out of business and no work. losing the house as soon as they get around to taking it, but still....it's along ways away and i'd have to dump the wife. it'd killer. SHIT!

you guys got anything similar, or in the past? also when i was in the navy i got honor man in A school and would have had choice of orders, like rota spain!! but because i was signed up for advanced training they wouldn't cut me loose from it and i couldn't go. i ended up being a fucking VAST operator under the flight decks. it sucked. life sux.

gtgio · Oct 17, 2012

Yeah dude, college chicks love to fuck their electricians, they can hardly resist. Maybe you should be a plumber instead. Show a little crack and they'll be instantly seduced, you'll definitely get some action. For sure. 100%

Liza · Oct 17, 2012

My dream job would be on some mountain look-out watching for fire. Like Kerouac in Desolation Peak. But less desolate.

Marquis de Sod · Oct 17, 2012

no gtgio, i'd get to check their shorts.
liza, thats easy to do for free at least.

One Love 731 · Oct 17, 2012

you create your future. many a time have i packed up and left the old life behind. do it a few times and its second nature. to have what u want u only need to go get it. 1 :ying:

Mr.Fastcast · Oct 17, 2012

Wardrobe manager at Hooters.

RetroGrow · Oct 17, 2012

I would like to install those little rings that women put on their "private" parts. Would work for free.....

habeeb · Oct 17, 2012

I feel bad for your wife..

MIway · Oct 17, 2012

Liza said:
My dream job would be on some mountain look-out watching for fire. Like Kerouac in Desolation Peak. But less desolate.

I dated a girl back in Oregon who's father did that... Pretty sure he had to bid on the season... Forestry takes the low. Used to drive out there to visit... 20 yrs later and just those handful of visits still has a strong impression. Didn't hurt that the little lady was pretty hot pushing a stick shift up the dirt roads... ;-)

I'm a pretty solitary person... can see where u r coming from. It was nice out there.

Sat X RB · Oct 17, 2012

habeeb said:
I feel bad for your wife..

Ha Ha! not only does Habeeb piss on his plants ... he also has empathy for women!

cheers Habeeb!

Skinny Leaf · Oct 18, 2012

Hooters Manager. Hiring and firing. I think firing would be the best part. "Oh don't cry maybe we could work something out so you can still work here." :moon:

thesloppy · Oct 18, 2012

gtgio said:
Yeah dude, college chicks love to fuck their electricians

This is excellent.

deacon1503 · Oct 18, 2012

F1 driver

lost in a sea · Oct 18, 2012

tit waxer

wipe on wipe off..

so many dreams

armedoldhippy · Oct 18, 2012

fly fishing guide in a canna-friendly state or country. i could probably stand floating trout rivers with stoners waving fly rods around, falling out of the boat...you know, the usual. :dance013:

Stoner4Life · Oct 18, 2012

TSA Personal Screening Agent,
fuck Lady Liberty & the Constitution.

dddaver · Oct 18, 2012

I've always thought it might be fun to set up a little booth somewhere and put up a sign that said, "Free Breast Cancer Screening". Privacy curtained of course. Have to be prepared to run when the cop car showed up though....lot a problems...Good job though, don't ya think? Then, that "free" part is the biggest holdup in that career choice for me. I do like food. *Scratching chin*, dreams, I'll figure it out. Ahh, if only....

Coba · Oct 18, 2012

I gets plenty o' ass... no need to plan a shitty job around the prospect of looky but no touchy... drool but no pull...

perv, but no swerve...

My dream job would be to do what Moonshine* does everyday. looking at lovely ladies all day.

sutra1 · Oct 18, 2012

UCLA, my alma mater. Hey Marquis I hope things turn around for you……….

huligun · Oct 18, 2012

I use to be an art broker, completely independent. I would travel and import artwork and bear all the expenses. I went a long time between paychecks and was always at risk for making nothing. I decided to accept a job with a dealer that promised to make me a partner. Now I spend most of my time sitting around. Not too exciting. I talked about leaving and the owner gave me a new car and said he will speed up partnership. I still want to go to the streets and buy art but still want to sell art. Nothing is perfect.

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