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anoydas 666
piss over the side, watch the wind .
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Age old dilemma solved.the toilet seat
- Thread starter vanilla dutch
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Ya know, if you're tall like me, the bathroom sink works just fine..
and uses less water to rinse out..
and you'll never get yelled at again for forgetting to put the seat down...
..
........ what about when you use the convenient 'toilet' in the kitchen, has she caught ya (yet)?
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anoydas 666
take it off n give it the frisbee treatment.
- Us gentlemen are lucky enough to have the equipment to be able to apply some vital nutrient salts and water quickly, usually discretely and accurately to any Privet Hedge, lawn or Herbaceous Border - it is quite obvious that the male human has been designed - with this service to plants in mind -
- as a life-time plant-waterer - I think its a waste if you just piss it down the sink - <sneaks off expecting to be laughed at>
- as a life-time plant-waterer - I think its a waste if you just piss it down the sink - <sneaks off expecting to be laughed at>
........ what about when you use the convenient 'toilet' in the kitchen, has she caught ya (yet)?
vanilla dutch
Active member
after living in the country so long and now living in town i seem to get paranoid everytime i piss outside. either a public urination charge or indesent exposure is what comes to mind. plus i got neighbors now. i totally understand about watering the plants
- I suppose we could go all minimal again - dig a hole in the ground - squat over it - and get back to basics - retro-toiletry etc - without all the trimmings - like running water - privacy - toilet paper and wet-wipes - just you and the cold-cold ground -
- Then we couldn't argue over the toilet seat being up or down any more - because we wouldn't have a toilet seat to argue about -
- Then we couldn't argue over the toilet seat being up or down any more - because we wouldn't have a toilet seat to argue about -
vanilla dutch
Active member
but if your a bear and shit in the woods do you wipe your ass with a rabbit?
DannyDuncan69
New member
i dunno if many people would agree with that....
Same but for different reasoning.
I started pissing with the seat down at night. Beats blinding yourself at 3AM.
Then one day I'm thinking and reasoning away. I live alone. Who cleans the piss pot? Me. Squatting like a woman means I can clean it less often and I hate cleaning. Foreskin is not always your friend.
Pissing indoors is a crime anyhow without a trench urinal. Pissing outside is the pinnacle of urination.
Actually pissing sitting down is supposed to be good for the urethra, so probably Mikell has the strongest erections and the most copious "shots" around here.
vanilla dutch
Active member
tell ur girl to piss standing up.because she can.lol for real
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anoydas 666
Burro Johnson
Member
i lift the seat up to pee
and put the seat and lid down when im done
so if anybody sits w.o looking they will sit on the lid
they will still have to lift the lid up
so there is less convenience for them
therein lies the problem, is it more convenient for women to not look before sitting?
or do they just want men to make their lives more convenient.
something tells me its both
ahh well, you cant have it all if your a woman i suppose
anyways i dont want that toilet water making contact with the rest of the air in the house so is best this way regardless
most women that know me well, wouldnt even bother arguing w me about this though
and thats something im glad i was born with enough resolve not to deal with
and put the seat and lid down when im done
so if anybody sits w.o looking they will sit on the lid
they will still have to lift the lid up
so there is less convenience for them
therein lies the problem, is it more convenient for women to not look before sitting?
or do they just want men to make their lives more convenient.
something tells me its both
ahh well, you cant have it all if your a woman i suppose
anyways i dont want that toilet water making contact with the rest of the air in the house so is best this way regardless
most women that know me well, wouldnt even bother arguing w me about this though
and thats something im glad i was born with enough resolve not to deal with
Veggia farmer
Well-known member
this reminds me of being 10 years old in italy, first time I saw a toilet with just a hole in floor. I reeeeally tried to aim, but I reeeally had to piss aswell.. I hit the wall..
Veggia farmer
Well-known member
piss outside for FTW! teacing my boys to do it now.. You piss... AND fertlizer papas plants! my boys have started there growing career too!
