CINCINNATI—“Just stop it,” says Original Glue spokesman Nathan Mowdry from the company’s Cincinnati headquarters overlooking the Ohio River. “We’re asking cultivators to stop referring to their products as Original Glue. It’s pretty straightforward here – we own the name, you don’t, so please quit calling it that.”
Mowdry says that Original Glue Corp
wants its hard-earned name recognition back, and says it’s fed up with the flood of emails and phone calls from people looking for marijuana seeds and “super dank clones.”
The popular cannabis strain – named after the Original Glue fixative for its incredibly sticky resin production – hit the weed market hard this summer becoming the “it” strain of 2016. The varietal’s runaway success has seen subsequent powerhouse iterations (Original Glue #2, #3, #4) catapulting the strain into iconic status alongside the likes of Girl Scout Cookies and Blue Dream.
The glue merchant, established a decade ago after the super-adhesive was first discovered being used on teak furniture in Indonesia, has reportedly slapped an injunction on all growers to “stop and desist growing of the Original Glue strain,” says the law firm Dunn & Dunn, “or face fines and/or certain imprisonment.”
“We’ve been instructed by our client, particularly after the egregious success of Original Glue #4,” says partner Morrie Dunn, “to recoup damages for the licensure of Original Glue in conjunction with the production of marijuana. To that end, we’ve been directed by Original Glue Corp to place a ‘reverse class-action lawsuit’ on all growers of the strain.”
Estimates put the number of Original Glue plants tended in California alone this Fall at over 2 million units. The latest version, Original Glue #5 – said to have the nose of a freshly opened canister of tennis balls – is sure to rock the glue company sideways once it begins appearing in outlets all over the U.S. this October.
“It’s difficult these days to find a pot cultivator who isn’t growing Original Glue or looking for clones or seeds for their next run,” says dispensary specialist Mitchel Colbret of Harborside Health Center
in Oakland. “We sell out of Original Glue clones by 10am every day.”
Mowdry says the company is intent on regaining the revenue stolen from its shanghaied intellectual property. He also says Original Glue Corp is putting out their own cannabis strain next year.
“It’ll be called Original Glue #100,” says Mowdry. “We plan to make it with 100 percent THC. It’ll be incredibly strong, just like our glue. Hell, we may even put glue in it.”