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Lola & Gypsy Nirvana & the Adventure of the Lost Pharoah's Tomb orLove inthe Desert!
Lola returned home on the cargo plane, wishing Gypsy had been able to accompany her.
Although it had only been a few hours since Lola had last held Gypsy in her arms, it seemed like forever. Lola could hardly walk at all, she was still sore from her night of passion. Memories of Gypsy's kisses still lingered on her lips.
The cargo plane's lights indicated that is would soon be time for Lola to be ejected in her Jeep from the rear of the plane, somewhere over the South USA, near the Mississippi River that she had called home all her life.
Lola strapped herself into the Jeep, which had been loaded onto a parachute device that rolled out the back of the cargo plane. This was the part that Lola really dreaded, the jerk and drop as her Jeep plummeted out the back of a plane at only 4,000 feet.
Lola hoped this time the Jeep would land in the field she had designated, and she didn't have to get her Dad's tractor out to pull the Jeep out of the swamp again.
Luck was with Lola this time, and the chute opened, settling her gently down on the back pasture of her Tennessee home. The auto release pulled smoothly, and Lola started up her Jeep and drove away to the back barn. This is where she kept all her wicked collections of weed, and of course Lola had a killer grow going in the old barn as well.
Lola walked back to the main house, down the long driveway of old oak trees. Lola's family estate had been passed down for generations. Old man cotton had been good to Lola's family and their farm had prospered over the years.
Lola opened the front door to hear the phone ringing. Her heart pounded. "Surely that is Gypsy!", she said aloud, and ran to get the phone.
"Hello", Lola answered the phone to hear the voice of her man, and nearly swooned. "Hi Gypsy", she said, "I just got in the door this very minute!"
"Lola, I'm going to be flying in tomorrow to your place in Tennessee," Gypsy replied. "I just can't wait to get my hands on you again. You are like a fire that courses through my blood."
Lola smiled to herself, so happy to hear that Gypsy was on his way to her side.
"I'll run into Memphis tomorrow, and pick you up at the airport." Lola and Gypsy chatted a little while longer, and then they hung up the phone.
Lola went upstairs to her room. She was glad to get back to civilization and a hot, steamy bath. Lola evaluated herself in the mirror critically as she got undressed. Gypsy had left a trail of love bites all over! Lola blushed at the position of a couple of them. Standing looking back at her was a tall, buxom woman with blue eyes and long waist length brown hair. Lola had to admit to herself that she looked pretty good.
"It must be love," Lola thought to herself. She rolled a big hogleg of a joint, some of her finest Sourbubble from Grapevine Seeds. It was really one of her favorites right now.
Lola worked most of the night unpacking her Jeep, and surveying all the goods she had smuggled back from South America. A big bale of Acapulco Gold had to be lugged into the humidifier room, and mushrooms had to be put away. Lola had scored some nice hash and also a big brick of unprocessed opium.
Lola finally went to bed and dreamed all night of Gypsy's kisses, his hands all over her body, and awoke early. She dressed and headed to Memphis. She would be there in a few hours and she stuck her favorite Hank Williams CD into the CD deck.
"No matter how I struggle or strive, I'll never get out of this world alive", Lola sang along with Hank. It felt weird to be rolling down the highway in the USA after just being in the jungles of South America.
Lola pulled into Memphis and headed straight for the Peabody Hotel and got a room. She didn't have time to check out the ducks in the lobby, she had to get to her man at the airport as soon as possible.
Lola peeled into the airport to find Gypsy standing at the arrivals area outside. She screeched to a stop, got out and ran to the man who had come to mean so much to her in such a short time.
They threw their arms around each other and kissed a long and passionate kiss. Gypsy could barely control his lust for this woman! He picked Lola up and tossed her into the open Cobra convertible Lola had been driving. Gypsy tossed his bags in the back and jumped behind the wheel.
"Where's the nearest Hotel?", Gypsy asked with a smile.
"We're headed for the Peabody,"replied Lola," and you may not see daylight for a while once we get there, if I have my say!"
Lola leaned over and wrapped her arms around Gypsy's neck, kissing his earlobe.
"That's how this all got started in the first place", Gypsy teased. "Don't start something you can't finish.", he grinned.
"Oh I plan on finishing everything on my plate", Lola smiled.
As soon as they got to the hotel, Lola was swept into Gypsy's arms and they were soon ensconced in Room 331. The beautiful suite with it's view of the Mississippi river were ignored, as Lola and Gypsy tore each other's clothes off in a fit of passion.
Buttons flew, tie dyed T shirts were abandoned, and a shoe flew across the room, breaking a mirror over the bureau. Nothing could stop the flow of passion that this couple felt for one another.
Gypsy's lips trailed down Lola's neck, teasing her with his tongue.
As his lips trailed ever downward, Lola's breath caught in her throat. Lola reached down to caress his huge love snake and felt a quiver run through Gypsy's whole body.
Suddenly they could no longer resist each other and their union caused a shiver of delight to course through their spines. Gypsy's kiss was all it took to send Lola crashing over the edge of passion.
Neither of them had ever felt a passion like this before. It was something to truly treasure, and afterwards they lay in each other's arms quietly, drained from the force of their love.
Gypsy hated to disturb the mood, but he needed to break the news to Lola quickly, they had a plane to catch and not much time.
"Lola, I've got to go to Egypt, come with me my darling" Gypsy tensed, hating to go on another journey so soon, hoping that Lola would not disappoint him.
"Darling," Lola cooed," I told you once I got my Jeep home safely that we would be together forever. I'd be thrilled to go with you to Egypt."
Tune in tomorrow to find out what happens next! Will Lola be captured by Muslim terrorists? Will Gypsy be able to save her? All these questioned will be answered and more.....
CHAPTER 2
Lola and Gypsy boarded the plane at Memphis to find that they were the only 2 passengers in first class. Gypsy grinned his devilish grin. It was going to be a good flight. As the flight took off one of the two stewardesses twisted her ankle, leaving the other stewardess to service the whole plane.
Lola and Gypsy could not believe their luck. No aggravating stewardess to interrupt, and a 12 hour nonstop flight from Memphis to Cairo! They threw their seat backs in the not upright and locked position.
"What are we going to Egypt for?",asked Lola.
Gypsy began to tell her that he had been in contact with Dr. Hiwas Siwas, Egypt's premier archeologist. Dr. Siwas had recently found a Lost Pharoah's Tomb. Even the Egyptian government did not know that it had been found.
The tomb was full of gold, and riches galore. Sapphires as big as a rottweiler's head glistened in piles. Gold coins and Egyptian necklaces of lapis lazuli were stacked haphazardly everywhere.
"But why did Dr. Siwas call you in Gypsy?"inquired Lola.
Gypsy explained that a 4,000 year old jar of marijuana seeds had been found in the tomb with the seal intact. Gypsy's goal was to leave Egypt with the Pharoah's Strain, the one true marijuana of the Egyptian Kings.
Dr. Siwas and Gypsy were old stoner buddies and Dr. Siwas shopped at Seedbay quite a bit.
Lola was so excited. To actually get to go into a Pharoah's tomb that had barely been opened and see the riches of the tomb was so unexpected.
Gypsy and Lola excitedly talked about the marijuana seeds and the revival of the Pharoah's Strain. Uncovering unusual genetics was Gypsy's passion, and it was fun to share a love of travel and excitement with the only woman he could ever truly love.
It was about that time that Gypsy began nibbling on Lola's ear again, and ya'll know what happens next, surely!
Later they slept and got to Egypt as dawn broke.
Dr. Siwas was there to meet them at the airport, and was smitten at once by Lola. He fawned over her and kissed her hand. Dr. Siwas gave Lola's hand a little tongue, and Lola jerked her hand out of his grasp, wiping her hand on the back of her jeans.
Dr. Siwas took them to their Hotel and they showered, changed, got some breakfast and were ready to start the day.
Dr. Siwas' large black Hummer ate sand for lunch. It was like riding in a polar train with dim lighting.
"I'm sorry that you will not be able to enter the sight without a blindfold," Dr. Siwas said. "I'm sure you understand."
"Sure", Lola and Gypsy were blindfolded, sitting in the black of cool black Hummer whishing through the sand. They held hands, and Lola kept reaching over to tease Gypsy's thigh with her fingernails.
Gypsy put his arm around Lola and kissed her blindfold and all. Gypsy pulled out his secret stash of SourSaver and passed a fatty to Dr. Siwas, who could be heard inhaling deeply.
Dr. Siwas was a real lightweight smoker, and a Bogart-er as well, and after the joint made one round, it disappeared into Dr. Siwas' pocket.
Gypsy had another big joint ready and fired it up and shared it with Lola. They sure did enjoy getting high.
Smoking a little loosened Dr. Siwas' tongue as well. He began to tell of how he had found the lost Pharoah's tomb in the desert doing some calculations from a secret hieroglyph broach he had found on one of his other legal digs.
Once Dr. Siwas had figured out the location and entered the tomb, he began pillaging all the treasures for a secret museum he had going in his basement estate. This had always been a tradition with Egyptian officials, it was even expected, if not approved.
Dr. Siwas had entered the tomb and found strange hieroglyphics telling the story of the Pharoah's Smoke. The writings told how only the King was allowed to smoke this most perfect of marijuana and the jar of seeds was forbidden to be removed. It was intended for the Pharoah's use in the afterlife, so the Pharoah could grow his weed.
"The Legend tells that the weed is so strong, that to smoke it one is lifted up out of one's body into heaven, and you will be able to command the Gods of Egypt while you are there." Siwas explained.
Lola felt Dr. Siwas' hand on her knee, patting suddenly. She wondered why this old dude was pimpin on her with Gypsy right there. Lola pulled her knee away and pulled Gypsy's arms around her tighter. She wasn't going to start any trouble, but she sure was not going to give the old geezer any encouragement.
Gypsy and Dr. Siwas continued to talk of the find, and before long they arrived at the hidden Tomb of the Pharoah and entered.
Lola gasped as she saw all the wonders of a tomb never robbed. Riches and gold were piled like trinkets at a Woolworth's store. Jars of food, boats that needed to be put together, hunting chariots.
Dr. Siwas had been busy. He had installed some serious electric generators and had the place lit up well.
Lola was like a hog in a mud wallow. She drank in the sights as fast as she could, but there was just so much to see. A stunning green emerald necklace made of stones the size of her ear and laden with golden links caught her eye. "May I?", Lola asked, indicating that she would like to have permission to touch.
"Yes Lola, here, allow me", and with that Dr. Siwas draped 3 pounds of gold and emeralds around her neck.
Gypsy hower, was all business. "Where's the Pharoah's Strain?"he asked.
Lola was curious too, and wandered across the vast hall of riches to where Gypsy had been led by Dr. Siwas. There on a pedastal made of gold was a golden jar filled with the rare 4,000 year old marijuana seeds. The pedestal was shaped like a giant marijuana leaf and made of gold.
Ancient hieroglyphics surrounded the Pharoah's stash jar. Gypsy studied them, as did Lola.
Lola was stunned. She had studied ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics right before her trip to South America. Lola had been studying the similarities between the ancient Mayan ruins and the civilization of Egypt. It was a little hobby of hers.
Lola had to warn Gypsy not to take the Pharoah's stash, but she didn't want Dr. Siwas to know she had translated the Pharoah's Curse.
Dr. Siwas had already translated them, and they read as follows :
"I am the greatest Pharoah of Egypt and my power lies in my Weed. Take my gold, take my jewels and you will die slowly. He who takes my Stash jar will be cursed for the theft of the only thing I truly treasure in the next life, my Stash. He who takes the Stash will accrue all the curses I have to offer, as I hold no real value on the rest."
Lola knew if Gypsy took the Stash jar, Dr. Siwas could plunder the Pharoah's treasure and not worry about the Pharoah's curse.
Gypsy would be cursed forever, and their love could be in jeporady! Lola could not let this happen. But how to warn Gypsy and not tip off Dr. Siwas?
Tune in tomorrow, and we find out what happens next.
Lola returned home on the cargo plane, wishing Gypsy had been able to accompany her.
Although it had only been a few hours since Lola had last held Gypsy in her arms, it seemed like forever. Lola could hardly walk at all, she was still sore from her night of passion. Memories of Gypsy's kisses still lingered on her lips.
The cargo plane's lights indicated that is would soon be time for Lola to be ejected in her Jeep from the rear of the plane, somewhere over the South USA, near the Mississippi River that she had called home all her life.
Lola strapped herself into the Jeep, which had been loaded onto a parachute device that rolled out the back of the cargo plane. This was the part that Lola really dreaded, the jerk and drop as her Jeep plummeted out the back of a plane at only 4,000 feet.
Lola hoped this time the Jeep would land in the field she had designated, and she didn't have to get her Dad's tractor out to pull the Jeep out of the swamp again.
Luck was with Lola this time, and the chute opened, settling her gently down on the back pasture of her Tennessee home. The auto release pulled smoothly, and Lola started up her Jeep and drove away to the back barn. This is where she kept all her wicked collections of weed, and of course Lola had a killer grow going in the old barn as well.
Lola walked back to the main house, down the long driveway of old oak trees. Lola's family estate had been passed down for generations. Old man cotton had been good to Lola's family and their farm had prospered over the years.
Lola opened the front door to hear the phone ringing. Her heart pounded. "Surely that is Gypsy!", she said aloud, and ran to get the phone.
"Hello", Lola answered the phone to hear the voice of her man, and nearly swooned. "Hi Gypsy", she said, "I just got in the door this very minute!"
"Lola, I'm going to be flying in tomorrow to your place in Tennessee," Gypsy replied. "I just can't wait to get my hands on you again. You are like a fire that courses through my blood."
Lola smiled to herself, so happy to hear that Gypsy was on his way to her side.
"I'll run into Memphis tomorrow, and pick you up at the airport." Lola and Gypsy chatted a little while longer, and then they hung up the phone.
Lola went upstairs to her room. She was glad to get back to civilization and a hot, steamy bath. Lola evaluated herself in the mirror critically as she got undressed. Gypsy had left a trail of love bites all over! Lola blushed at the position of a couple of them. Standing looking back at her was a tall, buxom woman with blue eyes and long waist length brown hair. Lola had to admit to herself that she looked pretty good.
"It must be love," Lola thought to herself. She rolled a big hogleg of a joint, some of her finest Sourbubble from Grapevine Seeds. It was really one of her favorites right now.
Lola worked most of the night unpacking her Jeep, and surveying all the goods she had smuggled back from South America. A big bale of Acapulco Gold had to be lugged into the humidifier room, and mushrooms had to be put away. Lola had scored some nice hash and also a big brick of unprocessed opium.
Lola finally went to bed and dreamed all night of Gypsy's kisses, his hands all over her body, and awoke early. She dressed and headed to Memphis. She would be there in a few hours and she stuck her favorite Hank Williams CD into the CD deck.
"No matter how I struggle or strive, I'll never get out of this world alive", Lola sang along with Hank. It felt weird to be rolling down the highway in the USA after just being in the jungles of South America.
Lola pulled into Memphis and headed straight for the Peabody Hotel and got a room. She didn't have time to check out the ducks in the lobby, she had to get to her man at the airport as soon as possible.
Lola peeled into the airport to find Gypsy standing at the arrivals area outside. She screeched to a stop, got out and ran to the man who had come to mean so much to her in such a short time.
They threw their arms around each other and kissed a long and passionate kiss. Gypsy could barely control his lust for this woman! He picked Lola up and tossed her into the open Cobra convertible Lola had been driving. Gypsy tossed his bags in the back and jumped behind the wheel.
"Where's the nearest Hotel?", Gypsy asked with a smile.
"We're headed for the Peabody,"replied Lola," and you may not see daylight for a while once we get there, if I have my say!"
Lola leaned over and wrapped her arms around Gypsy's neck, kissing his earlobe.
"That's how this all got started in the first place", Gypsy teased. "Don't start something you can't finish.", he grinned.
"Oh I plan on finishing everything on my plate", Lola smiled.
As soon as they got to the hotel, Lola was swept into Gypsy's arms and they were soon ensconced in Room 331. The beautiful suite with it's view of the Mississippi river were ignored, as Lola and Gypsy tore each other's clothes off in a fit of passion.
Buttons flew, tie dyed T shirts were abandoned, and a shoe flew across the room, breaking a mirror over the bureau. Nothing could stop the flow of passion that this couple felt for one another.
Gypsy's lips trailed down Lola's neck, teasing her with his tongue.
As his lips trailed ever downward, Lola's breath caught in her throat. Lola reached down to caress his huge love snake and felt a quiver run through Gypsy's whole body.
Suddenly they could no longer resist each other and their union caused a shiver of delight to course through their spines. Gypsy's kiss was all it took to send Lola crashing over the edge of passion.
Neither of them had ever felt a passion like this before. It was something to truly treasure, and afterwards they lay in each other's arms quietly, drained from the force of their love.
Gypsy hated to disturb the mood, but he needed to break the news to Lola quickly, they had a plane to catch and not much time.
"Lola, I've got to go to Egypt, come with me my darling" Gypsy tensed, hating to go on another journey so soon, hoping that Lola would not disappoint him.
"Darling," Lola cooed," I told you once I got my Jeep home safely that we would be together forever. I'd be thrilled to go with you to Egypt."
Tune in tomorrow to find out what happens next! Will Lola be captured by Muslim terrorists? Will Gypsy be able to save her? All these questioned will be answered and more.....
CHAPTER 2
Lola and Gypsy boarded the plane at Memphis to find that they were the only 2 passengers in first class. Gypsy grinned his devilish grin. It was going to be a good flight. As the flight took off one of the two stewardesses twisted her ankle, leaving the other stewardess to service the whole plane.
Lola and Gypsy could not believe their luck. No aggravating stewardess to interrupt, and a 12 hour nonstop flight from Memphis to Cairo! They threw their seat backs in the not upright and locked position.
"What are we going to Egypt for?",asked Lola.
Gypsy began to tell her that he had been in contact with Dr. Hiwas Siwas, Egypt's premier archeologist. Dr. Siwas had recently found a Lost Pharoah's Tomb. Even the Egyptian government did not know that it had been found.
The tomb was full of gold, and riches galore. Sapphires as big as a rottweiler's head glistened in piles. Gold coins and Egyptian necklaces of lapis lazuli were stacked haphazardly everywhere.
"But why did Dr. Siwas call you in Gypsy?"inquired Lola.
Gypsy explained that a 4,000 year old jar of marijuana seeds had been found in the tomb with the seal intact. Gypsy's goal was to leave Egypt with the Pharoah's Strain, the one true marijuana of the Egyptian Kings.
Dr. Siwas and Gypsy were old stoner buddies and Dr. Siwas shopped at Seedbay quite a bit.
Lola was so excited. To actually get to go into a Pharoah's tomb that had barely been opened and see the riches of the tomb was so unexpected.
Gypsy and Lola excitedly talked about the marijuana seeds and the revival of the Pharoah's Strain. Uncovering unusual genetics was Gypsy's passion, and it was fun to share a love of travel and excitement with the only woman he could ever truly love.
It was about that time that Gypsy began nibbling on Lola's ear again, and ya'll know what happens next, surely!
Later they slept and got to Egypt as dawn broke.
Dr. Siwas was there to meet them at the airport, and was smitten at once by Lola. He fawned over her and kissed her hand. Dr. Siwas gave Lola's hand a little tongue, and Lola jerked her hand out of his grasp, wiping her hand on the back of her jeans.
Dr. Siwas took them to their Hotel and they showered, changed, got some breakfast and were ready to start the day.
Dr. Siwas' large black Hummer ate sand for lunch. It was like riding in a polar train with dim lighting.
"I'm sorry that you will not be able to enter the sight without a blindfold," Dr. Siwas said. "I'm sure you understand."
"Sure", Lola and Gypsy were blindfolded, sitting in the black of cool black Hummer whishing through the sand. They held hands, and Lola kept reaching over to tease Gypsy's thigh with her fingernails.
Gypsy put his arm around Lola and kissed her blindfold and all. Gypsy pulled out his secret stash of SourSaver and passed a fatty to Dr. Siwas, who could be heard inhaling deeply.
Dr. Siwas was a real lightweight smoker, and a Bogart-er as well, and after the joint made one round, it disappeared into Dr. Siwas' pocket.
Gypsy had another big joint ready and fired it up and shared it with Lola. They sure did enjoy getting high.
Smoking a little loosened Dr. Siwas' tongue as well. He began to tell of how he had found the lost Pharoah's tomb in the desert doing some calculations from a secret hieroglyph broach he had found on one of his other legal digs.
Once Dr. Siwas had figured out the location and entered the tomb, he began pillaging all the treasures for a secret museum he had going in his basement estate. This had always been a tradition with Egyptian officials, it was even expected, if not approved.
Dr. Siwas had entered the tomb and found strange hieroglyphics telling the story of the Pharoah's Smoke. The writings told how only the King was allowed to smoke this most perfect of marijuana and the jar of seeds was forbidden to be removed. It was intended for the Pharoah's use in the afterlife, so the Pharoah could grow his weed.
"The Legend tells that the weed is so strong, that to smoke it one is lifted up out of one's body into heaven, and you will be able to command the Gods of Egypt while you are there." Siwas explained.
Lola felt Dr. Siwas' hand on her knee, patting suddenly. She wondered why this old dude was pimpin on her with Gypsy right there. Lola pulled her knee away and pulled Gypsy's arms around her tighter. She wasn't going to start any trouble, but she sure was not going to give the old geezer any encouragement.
Gypsy and Dr. Siwas continued to talk of the find, and before long they arrived at the hidden Tomb of the Pharoah and entered.
Lola gasped as she saw all the wonders of a tomb never robbed. Riches and gold were piled like trinkets at a Woolworth's store. Jars of food, boats that needed to be put together, hunting chariots.
Dr. Siwas had been busy. He had installed some serious electric generators and had the place lit up well.
Lola was like a hog in a mud wallow. She drank in the sights as fast as she could, but there was just so much to see. A stunning green emerald necklace made of stones the size of her ear and laden with golden links caught her eye. "May I?", Lola asked, indicating that she would like to have permission to touch.
"Yes Lola, here, allow me", and with that Dr. Siwas draped 3 pounds of gold and emeralds around her neck.
Gypsy hower, was all business. "Where's the Pharoah's Strain?"he asked.
Lola was curious too, and wandered across the vast hall of riches to where Gypsy had been led by Dr. Siwas. There on a pedastal made of gold was a golden jar filled with the rare 4,000 year old marijuana seeds. The pedestal was shaped like a giant marijuana leaf and made of gold.
Ancient hieroglyphics surrounded the Pharoah's stash jar. Gypsy studied them, as did Lola.
Lola was stunned. She had studied ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics right before her trip to South America. Lola had been studying the similarities between the ancient Mayan ruins and the civilization of Egypt. It was a little hobby of hers.
Lola had to warn Gypsy not to take the Pharoah's stash, but she didn't want Dr. Siwas to know she had translated the Pharoah's Curse.
Dr. Siwas had already translated them, and they read as follows :
"I am the greatest Pharoah of Egypt and my power lies in my Weed. Take my gold, take my jewels and you will die slowly. He who takes my Stash jar will be cursed for the theft of the only thing I truly treasure in the next life, my Stash. He who takes the Stash will accrue all the curses I have to offer, as I hold no real value on the rest."
Lola knew if Gypsy took the Stash jar, Dr. Siwas could plunder the Pharoah's treasure and not worry about the Pharoah's curse.
Gypsy would be cursed forever, and their love could be in jeporady! Lola could not let this happen. But how to warn Gypsy and not tip off Dr. Siwas?
Tune in tomorrow, and we find out what happens next.
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