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Old 01-01-2019, 01:01 AM #61
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detoxify mega detox 32 oz bottle works in 1-2 hours and can be had on amazon or ebay for like 20 dollars or 40-60 locally. It does NOT work if you have been using dabs. PASSED PISSER
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Old 01-02-2019, 11:02 PM #62
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get those chemical feet heat pads.
#1Be sure the sample is at proper temp. have warm hands and hold the sample around temp tape, or rub the tape quickly to warm up a little before hand off. be sure isnt TOO hot either. thats easier to fix on the spot tho.
#2 the synthetic urine works as long as isnt an intense HPLC test which is more money majority are not that type. Quick fix plus is what u want(worked 6yo 100%). some tests require a little more volume now to beat the small synthetic urine that are sold. the "plus" is a bit bigger.
#3 Do you best to clean you own urine!! and/or have a second batch ready to go.
#4 The normal take a pee or 2 before your test(dirtiest is the morning pee and start of the stream) and take vit b complex to add color aswell as creatine(indicates to them your pee isnt "watered down". thats what most of the pass drinks are.
#5 be sure to pee in the toilet aswell, again less suspicious u happen to have to pee only exactly to the line.
#6 dont be sketchy, less you look nervous or like someone who does drugs the better chance of them being more suspicious ie pay a little less attention.

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Old 01-02-2019, 11:17 PM #63
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oo also beat juice will help with color so not as neon yellow from vitamin Bs. But use a clean sample(which of course has to be kept 100% sterile, no soap residue or tap water as the chlorine may give them inconclusive. also must be body temp. think that was an old trick to add bleach to ur sample, and also prevent folks from adding tap water to the sample.. not 100% on that but fairly sure they can tell if water is added after your pee.

I have heard not so much in pre employment but dr office of the dr ust tossing first sample and gettin you to pee again, just to prevent any "monkey business". So having a plan B on the spot may be wise. although 2 bottles may be a little harder to hide. I would always say still do your best to water down your urine by drinking alot of water b vitamins creatine and refraining for as long as possible as its cheap and easy to do.

I dont know if asprin still gives false positive and if you say you take it I am not sure if that just means they would send ur sample to the lab or require to comeback again. same goes for cold meds like pseudo if ur on meth. or false positive with dxm for opiates( look up as i am not sure)...
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Old 01-04-2019, 02:03 AM #64
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Hey everyone,happy new year well my experience with drug testing happen when a buddy of mine gave me a little pale pink hexagon pill.with the number 20 on it.i took half this pill an in like 30 min I had to pee bladder was full(not drinking water)and every 30 min after that the same way bladder full did the about 5 times well after the second urination took my test a passed ever since than its all i take it's some kind of water pill just not sold over counter passes ever time says he got them for an injury to his knees still don't know what there called anyone heard of this pill?
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Old 01-09-2019, 05:47 AM #65
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I haven't had to dupe a piss test in over ten years, but when I did my buddies mom worked at a medical facility and hooked me up with a bunch of brand new IV bags. They were extra long so I cut the bags down and resealed them by gluing and melting the bag halfway. I used my other buddies dads piss I had in the fridge in a empty gatorade bottle. It was some nasty dark orange piss but I knew it was clean lol.

I duct taped the IV bag to the band on my boxer shorts over my real bladder and kept my gut sucked in and looked normal, and also taped up a few hand warmer packs so I could get it in the 90-100 degree temp range. I did many test runs with plain water and a thermometer and it worked great.

The day I went in there was a long line and I had already been sitting in the parking lot for an hour, I was worried the temps would be off. So anyway, when I finally got called to the back rooms of the office building, the lady had me fill out a few forms.

Then, the sketchiest thing ever happened. She handed me the specimen bottle and then crossed her arms and just stared at me. My face turned bright red and I got the ultimate anxiety shakes. It felt like an eternity but was probably only like 10 seconds. Thats when she said oh BTW the bathroom if just over there in the hall, don't flush after your done.

I could barely walk to the bathroom, but was like oh thank god. I thought she expected me to whip it out right in front of her. Lady did it on purpose and must get a kick out of fucking with guys LOL!

I opened the valve on the IV tubing, squirted the test cup full, and even the rest that I could in the toilet without flushing. I was so nervous about what happened that I didnt get the valve closed all the way and what was left of my buddies dads piss dripped all over my crotch while I was rubbing the temp strip on the cup to make sure.

When I brought it back to the lady I was still shaking so bad I couldn't even sign my initials correct. Like, even if I was strapped with a homemade device I probably would be nervous the way she did me, and probably every other dude that walked in.

But hey I passed and got the job!




If I had to do it again, just for a regular job, maybe even a drug eval (not probation though they watch!) I would use these smaller halloween IV drink gag bags off amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Drinks-Reusab...=iv+bags&psc=1

And sandwich them between 2 hand warmers.
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Old 01-14-2019, 02:20 AM #66
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a little pale pink hexagon pill. know what there called anyone heard of this pill?
Could be vyvansee

Here’s the web md version

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Old 01-15-2019, 09:01 PM #67
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Had a friend just fail because temps weren't warm enough. Has to be around 95-100 degrees............
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Haven’t read the thread but according to Thad, an oil change is your best bet
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