Here Comes trouble...

*BOG swaggers in the room and sways* "HEY, YOU CALL THAT CRAP MEDICAL MARIJUANA?" bog YELLS in a drunken slur.

Who is the moderator of this dang room anyways? Where's my drink? "NURSE!!!"


Dat's better now bring me some of that hash over there and sit down. We gonna get medicated huh? BOG

While on his nightly security rounds, Gunny hears strange noises coming out of the Nurses Dressing room. He quietly moves to a position where he can observe what is happening without being seen.

Gunny's tired, red eyed, stoned expression slowly changes to a smile showing all his teeth. "This is what life is all about." he thinks to himself, "I love seeing someone just enjoying life to the max..." Shaking his head, he mutters to himself "That damn BOG just aint right... Ya gotta love 'em."

With a renewed sense of purpose and a fresh smile on his face, Gunny continues on his nightly rounds. Secure in the fact that his old friend BOG is having the time of his life, in the middle of the night, all by himself in the Nurses changing room.....

.... "I shoulda taken a picture" he thinks as he rounds the corner to the hall leading to the Tokers Den.....

OK, OK, BOG I was asleep last night and not on the job. That's what those cookies will do to ya.

So what is it? Ya wanna drink or ya wanna nurse? Or ya want both? Or do you wanna be a nurse? Or dress like a nurse?

All of this medical cannabis can really cut into a guys drinking. I think I still have some Hennessy left if that'll do or you can wait while I pick up some single barrel.

Yours,
Dr. Jay

Sticks head out from under covers

Sticks head out from under covers

Hey, your nurse is almost ready to get off so just a second.


*Climbs out of bed naked* "Hi Dr. I have a bump on my nut you should check for me"... does it feel ok?

I hope my nut ain't cancerous. Whatcha think?

Oh yeah good scotch strictly medicinally of course... BOG


Pass me that bong please... "NURSE!"

I love ya Dr.Jay and you too Gunny but even though I am nutz I am always right. BOG

Oh dear BOG, if that bucket is what's on your nut then that nurse did some real nasties.

LOL, I've known some great nurses. Of course my wife is the best of the bunch but who could have forgotten:

Pam prolific
Barbara the Rope

I could go on but I have some reputation left.

So, BOG, I'm outta Scotch (hate the stuff) but upon checking I have the Hennessy VSOP. Maybe I'll break that out tonight.

For now, I'm trying to get rid of that old stash from six months ago that's just going to pot (heh, heh,heh) sitting around. The six month old outdoor White Widow is not as strong as that really sticky indoor stuff but it's got my butt nailed to the chair. Very medicinal.

Yours,
Dr. Jay