Can't Smoke Weed...Why Not Write for the Newspaper? LOL

So, being a big stoner that made a dumb ass mistake, I can no longer drive for a year and I can't even smoke weed for 2 years, even though I did partake recently..but, there is one thing I can do..I can get a funkin' job with my writing skills.

I've done a lot of freelance writing for fantasy sports sites and even worked at a newspaper pumping out fantasy sports articles like mad...never been paid much for it, but it's what I love to do and I'm good at it.

Needless to say, I had a good idea the last time I smoked some herb a few days ago. I was like " I'm wasting my talent when I could be using it to make money. Let's get a job at the local newspaper."

So, I talked to the editor and just got hired today and start next week. Things are totally looking up right now and I might even be able to afford my own place instead of staying with relatives like I have been.

Vehicle - Check
Job - Check
My Own Place - so close I can taste it!
Girlfriend - When I get my shit together
Being an Adult - Umm.. I'll let ya know when that happens, lol

So there is one good thing about abstaining (Except for a few hits the other day)..when you do take a few tokes, she blesses you with great ideas that actually work out

hope it works out for ya man..good luck..theres absolutely nothing that could make me not smoke weed for 2 years ..even on my brief incarceration stints I got some smoke.. .yeehaw...bad things would happen without

HOPS5K said:

Vehicle - Check
Job - Check
My Own Place - so close I can taste it!
Girlfriend - When I get my shit together
Being an Adult - Umm.. I'll let ya know when that happens, lol

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if I may be so bold.......

kick it into high gear, according to that list your competition right here is Hubbleman

You could post me/ us some advisements, regarding selling my broken language skills to editors, I can do and often use strong adjectives even verbs, making me suitable for writing sex stories for either male or female readers, I like writing for female readers as most straight guys like pic porn, like 'love stick' or 'erect throbbing love shaft' already have the female member called a 'moisty' ...'love tunnel', or other suitable noun.

Its such a pity the pay sucks so great, any wonder the poor fucks who graduate, enter the 'world of made up lies' ...only to realize they are gonna be poor as fuck ...forever, now freelance thats the way to be

switch to microhits of salvia divinorum and get a job helping anything not corner shaped exist in a world full of doubts that come out of the eyebrows of that man on the news with the eyebrows, you feel me?