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the WHAT have U learned from the WIFE thread

EclipseFour20

aka "Doc"
Veteran
Two old men talking on a corner. One said to the other, "without women who would sew the holes our pants"...the other replied, "without women, who needs pants?"

Glad our ladies do more than just "sew holes".

Cheers!
 

Coba

Active member
Veteran
In past TEN years Yort, the single most important thing I've learned from being married is;

Happy Wife = Happy Life.
 

yortbogey

To Have More ... Desire Less
Veteran
shame the lady of the house had too clean up{AGAIN}.... after a bunch of little boys....
 

Coba

Active member
Veteran
hey, gotta serve somebody.

she,

has gotten the best of me... by eliminating one by one, the worst of me...
 

JJScorpio

Thunderstruck
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Bad attitudes? I left a truthfully(albeit funny) reply, and it got deleted.

I believe the person that deleted my post has the bad attitude.

This forum has continually gone down hill over the past year.


If what you posted that got deleted is all that you have learned and are able to share, take it to some porn site. Enough of the complaining.
 

dreaded

Active member
:laughing: wow Resinryder... I said the same thing about JJscorpio
even checked the date on the thread....
Hi JJ..:thank you:
:tiphat:

on topic though.....
never been married....haven't found the one... just got out of a relationship cause i got the grow bug again... she knew i had grown.... long story short... i'm growin again...
 

Fly by Night

Like a Wing
Veteran
MUPPET.gif
 

cocktail frank

Ubiquitous
Mentor
ICMag Donor
Veteran
My wife taught me that when we have an disagreement, no matter how much scientific data and quoted sources i have to back my rebuttal, she is still always right!

I wish i knew ahead of time i was marrying Einstein, i would have studied harder is school to stand a chance!!

She also taught me that if your convictions are strong enough, you can be delusional with any thinking.

Even tho we are complete opposites (she doesn't even smoke weed) she is the ying to my yang.
I stay faithful (a man is only as faithful as his options and i look like sloth from goonies) and will defend her to the death!
In the grand scheme of things, it's either put up with her, or blow dudes.
That's why i have a big jug-o-aspirin in the bathroom. :D
 

yortbogey

To Have More ... Desire Less
Veteran
again...most recently... I have again learned from the wife...."Don't go off flying off the handle ... half cocked...." meaning to think before U react......

sum-thing most of the male species suffers from....it's the women that has taught man to take a step back and breath.....
 

dddaver

Active member
Veteran
:laughing: Are we being baited here? I think maybe the master at it again. :biggrin:

I prefer to think with only the cleanest and purest of thoughts. But especially being a hetero adult male, I suppose maybe that's why I do go to the "dark side" sometimes.

So is..."Blow dudes" like leaving or like being pornographic? Maybe you would do that, but not eye said the blind man...then there is "half cocked"....whoa. The little man comes later in this discussion too.

Is it just me or does anyone else see the humor in this junk? Pretty punny! Heh heh. :dance013:

The wifey told me to be like Sergeant Schultz in that old Stalag 13 show, "I see nothing! NOTHING!" :tiphat:
 
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Be more relaxed..Even that I got work to do. Breath and think before action..Well that is not yet learned but on the way.

And that there are no important things than the little man in our life :) Made my life much more easier.

Smoke on! vibes

EDIT: YO floppy, he's mr BIG! :D
 

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
Veteran
I got married on June 21st and my wife was 3 months pregnant, so I have no idea yet what married life will bring. So far so good, but man she is not the same person I met in December. Even her voice sounds different. She has made me put away my wine until this is over because she cannot have any. I have had to sneak a drink away from home a couple time. I have all hope that this will be the perfect happy ending for me and feel bad for those that made some mistakes along the way. I think people should wait to get married until they are mature. Young people can go off and fight at the drop of a hat and it can be pretty bad for even a small misunderstanding.
 

Coba

Active member
Veteran
My Dad, told me once, son, if something upsets your wife, and you love her, and whatever it is is within your power to change it, ... change it.

no one can make you do something you don't want to do. if you want to be with her... you will find a way to be with her. if you don't want to be with her, you will find an excuse not to be with her.
 

Hank Hemp

Active member
Veteran
After 40+ years I've now convinced myself that she can not read a map, GPS nor a smartphone. I will never ask her to ever again, Amen.
 

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