Stupid things you've done while high.

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Charybdis

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #1

I'm sure most everyone here has had the experience. You're well and truly baked, and you decide to mess with something that by no means are you in any condition to be messing with, and things go predictably wrong.

The last time I did something extremely stupid while stoned was deleting a critical operating system file. I had accidentally made a link to it on my desktop, but when I deleted the link it actually deleted the file itself. Then I emptied the recycle bin before realizing my mistake.

I'd imagine there are a ton of people here who have been doing dumb things while ripped and working with water and electricity, before hopefully thinking wait what the fuck am I doing I could kill myself here.

Can't really think of any great examples at the moment but anyways. Share your adventures in failure!

 

armedoldhippy

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #2

almost ran a red light, went part-way into intersection. put in reverse to get behind line. FORGOT to put transmission back in forward. light changed, hit the gas, AND the fellow behind me... yeah, i know, what a dumbass ! that WAS twenty years ago, though. AOH

 

Dr.Dank

Cannabis 101

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #3

I was out of weed and decided to smoke some leafs they need it to dry out so I place em in went to spray the seedlings for 20 sec and bam the whole microwave was on fire..... dumb dumb dumb lol shit happens

 

Clackamas Coot

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #4

Getting married to Eva Braun - she did NOT die in the bunker. Trust me......

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alegoblin

• Jan 31, 2010

• #5

Dr.Dank said:

I was out of weed and decided to smoke some leafs they need it to dry out so I place em in went to spray the seedlings for 20 sec and bam the whole microwave was on fire..... dumb dumb dumb lol shit happens

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Thats real funny shit DD.

 

phattybudz

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #6

100 gallons of water. on the floor. last night. worst mistake so far. I had a pond-liner down but some of it got over it was so much...

 

Old time lurker

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #7

I once got so high, i red yummybud threads...the horror......the horror

 

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budlykush

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #8

I did that DD, put some wet bud in and I went into the backyard as soon as I hit the power. I came back in and the wife was pissed. Seems the lightning bolts scared the shit out of her

 

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Guest50138

• Jan 31, 2010

• #9

Clackamas Coot said:

Getting married to Eva Braun - she did NOT die in the bunker. Trust me......

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That two timing bitch! I married Eva Braun

 

Clackamas Coot

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #10

very oldman said:

That two timing bitch! I married Eva Braun

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Yeah - she was a real slut, eh?

LMAO

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budlykush

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #11

Oh yeah, I married Chinggis Khan's daughter

 

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beatster

• Jan 31, 2010

• #12

anyone ever tried to get out of a friends car and forget you had there pipe in your lap , done this a few times not much to say but shit

 

Dr.Dank

Cannabis 101

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #13

this guy I used to work with used to sometimes put the cherry of the blunt in his mouth instead of the mouth piece... fucking high

 

mean mr.mustard

I Pass Satellites

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #14

I did that with a joint before... a few times.

 

whiterabbit9

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #15

well the most stupidest things, I don't like to bring them up, and I can't blame them on the weed

but one that comes to mind

you know those cup noodles you put in the microwave ?
I was much younger and high as shit, and put it in the oven

 

Sick

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #16

Its got to be the day I said I do. I should of said I dont and ran for the hills.

 

Stoner4Life

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #17

out running the law on my Harley which was kinda tricky in itself
as they're slow as shit outta the box. I ditched the highway patrol
by going down a one way street that is always jammed with traffic
@ the light, I took the sidewalk, he tried using his siren to move the
cars, I got lucky as he had an interceptor motor. About 1 mile down
the road a Yonkers PD car was waiting for me, he was just running
a 225 cubic inch slant six in his Dodge so I took back to the highway
for a short distance while they played Motorola tag w/each other.......

 

zappa66

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #18

locked keys in car...not my finest moment...

 

Dr.Dank

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• Jan 31, 2010

• #19

left heineken in the freezer when smoking a blunt and

 

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beatster

• Jan 31, 2010

• #20

beatster said:

anyone ever tried to get out of a friends car and forget you had there pipe in your lap , done this a few times not much to say but shit

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
He did that with my brand new pipe bought that day!!!!



Back in the day I delivered pizza(great job for a stoner imo)... I got really high before work forgot the pipe in the glovebox... Later at work I delivered a pizza on a military base... they searched my car found the pipe!! D'oh!!!