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Sex drive

RetroGrow

Active member
Veteran
Well, I'm probably older than all of you, and maybe something's wrong with me but my sex drive is = to when I was 21. For one thing, Cannabis is like viagra for me. A couple hits, and I'm ready. I've been using Cannabis since I was 18, so I have never had sex without it. I also take something called DHEA. This brings your youth hormones back to levels they were when you were in your 20s, so maybe (definitely), that has something to do with it. The other thing is, there is nothing like a female 30-40 years younger to get you going. I get their youth, they get my experience. I think I'm so much more appreciative to have a younger woman, and they appreciate my appreciativeness, if you know what I mean. I can dine @ the Y for hours, and never sate my hunger. I've never been with a female over mid thirties, so really can't imagine what that would be like. Like I said, maybe there's something wrong with me, but Super Lemon Haze gets my d*ck hard every time.
 
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noyd666

:huggg:so stick it in some coco an water it three times daily and you will be fine.
 

EclipseFour20

aka "Doc"
Veteran
This is what many of you married guys have to look forward to when you hit the big 50:

1. Sex is great then all of a sudden, wifey has this hormone thing (menopause) and then you discover you are plotting ways to get rid of the bitch...lol.
2. During this period, her emotions will swing from happy to pissed off in 1 nanosecond and during sex....she will be dry as a bone (Astroglide and KY are now mandatory). She is not the little tiger that she once was...not very "receptive" and sex will not always be pleasurable for her--it actually can be even be "painful" (seems that her vagina "shrunk" a bit...as I did not double in size...lol).
3. Muff eating is kinda dicey...tastes different, so oral sex is usually "one way" at this point and like anything else. Her new-found boredom and lazy blow job technique now makes blow jobs a thing of the past.
4. Then sometime in her late 50s she will express an occasional interest in your penis and this you must capitalize on with cupid talents (cialis/viagra/levitra will now be your best friend)....or resign yourself to a life of celibacy. Surprising her with small things (beyond the flower/candy game) will do wonders...as they are unexpected and count as "bonus miles".
5. If you fuck around...do not leave hints/trails of your escapades; even though she will know (they have a way of finding out....lol)--there is no reason to let her know...that you know she knows. Just don't bring it home.
 

1TWISTEDTRUCKER

Active member
Veteran
Eclipse, My Wife will turn 53 on the 31st this month. I am 49 today.
We Were married in 87, and waited 1.5 yrs to try to start a Family.
We soon figured out She had polysystic ovarian deseas(sp). Things weren't happining.
I got My swimmers tested, all good.
Heres where I learned what Your talking about, menopause.
The fertility Dr. put Her on some kind of fertility drug. ALL ABOARD!!!
This shit is full of shit that made Her hormones go CRAZY!!! OMG. about 6mos of that shit, and I was ready to leave, or KILL that Bitch.
I am glad I didn't, but it was touch and go until She got over feeling like a failure for not being able to procreate.
We will celebrate Our 28th aniv. May 30th. Man I ain't looking forward to going thru that shit again.
I'll make it though, cause I'm far more a Man than My 22yr old version, and We made it past that period.

Twisted
 

EclipseFour20

aka "Doc"
Veteran
Yep...menopause can take a while for some--average is 3-5 years, some less than 6 months while others can take 10 years. We found the shit the doctor prescribed was worse...talk about fucking mood swings!

Vitamins and supplements were better than the meds--but nothing changed her mindset (though she did not intentionally mean to do so) which was always the same song: You are always wrong--and if there is a problem, it is/was not "her fault".

When we were young we fucked like rabbits....5-7 times a week(end) was the norm and we each knew how to satisfy the other; everyone came! Now that we are old fuckers...past the menopause, if I can get laid 5-7 times a year would be just "heaven"...lol!

BTW...been married to the ball & chain for almost 35 years and, things are what they are and we kid each other about who will be putting flowers on the others' grave. I plan to live another 40 years and die around 100 (which means 60% of my life has been consumed). I heard, the sixties is the new forties....we shall see.
 

Crusader Rabbit

Active member
Veteran
When I was twenty it was rock hard. When I turned forty I could bend it just a little bit. Now that I'm in my sixties I can bend it easily. That means I'm getting stronger, doesn't it?
 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish
Veteran
If I had sex with a girl 40 years younger than me ,that would be sick as she would only be 6...6 year olds don't give me a boner...yeehaw..I could probably get away with the 30 year difference in some southern states but in the north you still get arrested...ha ha
 

7thson

Member
Eclipse, My Wife will turn 53 on the 31st this month. I am 49 today.
We Were married in 87, and waited 1.5 yrs to try to start a Family.
We soon figured out She had polysystic ovarian deseas(sp). Things weren't happining.
I got My swimmers tested, all good.
Heres where I learned what Your talking about, menopause.
The fertility Dr. put Her on some kind of fertility drug. ALL ABOARD!!!
This shit is full of shit that made Her hormones go CRAZY!!! OMG. about 6mos of that shit, and I was ready to leave, or KILL that Bitch.
I am glad I didn't, but it was touch and go until She got over feeling like a failure for not being able to procreate.
We will celebrate Our 28th aniv. May 30th. Man I ain't looking forward to going thru that shit again.
I'll make it though, cause I'm far more a Man than My 22yr old version, and We made it past that period.

Twisted

Congratulations on being married 28 years.:tiphat:
 

armedoldhippy

Well-known member
Veteran
hmmm ...a girl 40 years younger could enlist in the military, or vote, but not buy me a bottle of Jack on the way over. it would be like riding a moped; maybe fun but....my friends would make fun of me. :biggrin:
 

trichrider

Kiss My Ring
Veteran
friends are not the same as 'buddies', just be sure the 'buddies' don't laugh...

pretense aside, the sentence has been bearable the previous 39 years.

oh, and I don't smoke cigs, but I smoke a lot. I don't need drink for my libido but it sure makes things look better.

and the oil I was referring to was put in the pipe not on it...ffs, some of you!
 
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