amatuer hour
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It's freezing cold here, so I left my old, battery issue prone truck running while I ran in to the liquor store. As I'm checking out, some upper middle class looking, fat, middle-aged cow waddles in w/ her husband and yells "hey, who is that with their car running?'
Thinking something is wrong with my truck, I respond that it's mine. She says, with her husband by her side " whats the matter with you? Don't leave your car running like that, it's very wasteful."
I was stoned, mentally in another world thinking about other shit, and shocked! I just sort of looked at her in amazement that some bloated upper middle class whale woman would have the balls to speak down to a man she doesn't even know (yes, I live in a notoriously low crime, wealthy area, and yes I'm white. Let's be honest, no passve-aggressive liberal white woman would ever say that to a man of another race).
My stoned brain just could not readily strike a balance between my own sense of civility and teaching this clown a lesson with a verbal smacking. The only thing I could muster as an in-between was "I probably use less fuel this way." She didn't say anything and it ended.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU do I hate myself right now. What a presumpuious, smug, dopey cu**. She deserved a total humiliation for her stupidity, and yet let's be honest, she basically p0wned me. I let her off the hook completely.
***Paces around the room stewing with anger about what I should have said***
you ever been here?
Thinking something is wrong with my truck, I respond that it's mine. She says, with her husband by her side " whats the matter with you? Don't leave your car running like that, it's very wasteful."
I was stoned, mentally in another world thinking about other shit, and shocked! I just sort of looked at her in amazement that some bloated upper middle class whale woman would have the balls to speak down to a man she doesn't even know (yes, I live in a notoriously low crime, wealthy area, and yes I'm white. Let's be honest, no passve-aggressive liberal white woman would ever say that to a man of another race).
My stoned brain just could not readily strike a balance between my own sense of civility and teaching this clown a lesson with a verbal smacking. The only thing I could muster as an in-between was "I probably use less fuel this way." She didn't say anything and it ended.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU do I hate myself right now. What a presumpuious, smug, dopey cu**. She deserved a total humiliation for her stupidity, and yet let's be honest, she basically p0wned me. I let her off the hook completely.
***Paces around the room stewing with anger about what I should have said***
you ever been here?