Well done to all who guessed in the sweepstakes- might have to give these a try myself!
"read the directions, even if you dont follow them.."
Eric Idle, monty pythons meaning of life:
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough...
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 90 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
The the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In an outer spiral arm, at 40, 000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Originally Posted by Harry Lime
Put out the joint, step away from the computer and go for a walk.