To Jerk or not to Jerk

Traceofvenom · Jan 6, 2019

So I had some time on my hands and I decided to check the make up of seminal fluid and I was surprised what I found out. This was taken from an American Medical Journal -

Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc.

Do you think jerking off on your plants would be beneficial? LOL.....

unregistered190 · Jan 6, 2019

Only one way to find out :biggrin:

, let us know how it goes!

Emperortaima · Jan 6, 2019

Rotflmao idk if I could smoke bud grown with someone's cum yuck

starke · Jan 6, 2019

To quote a fellow IC Magger's signature line..."Put down the pipe and step away from the computer."

Gypsy Nirvana · Jan 6, 2019

I just hope Traceofvenom is not going to give us a pictorial demonstration - and show us his plants with Pearl Necklaces! <shock horror!>

Now that could be called 'Bud Porn'....

Weird · Jan 6, 2019

i always wondered why my hands where so healthy

shawkmon · Jan 6, 2019

I've jerked off into the water bucket for decades,that and urine are cure alls, get ole girl to spit it in bucket if she will part with it

Spaventa · Jan 6, 2019

It’s bound to be good for women too, if fresh. I feel duty bound now. Good reporting

Switcher56 · Jan 6, 2019

Traceofvenom said:
So I had some time on my hands and I decided to check the make up of seminal fluid and I was surprised what I found out. This was taken from an American Medical Journal -

Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc.

Do you think jerking off on your plants would be beneficial? LOL.....

Hence why athletes in trg avoid depleting their supply so to speak.

Gypsy Nirvana · Jan 7, 2019

We are getting there lads - slowly we are working thru all the human bodily fluids - as potential fertilizers -

Up to date we have had a coupla fecal threads - the piss thread - and the menstrual (vampire) blood thread - now up is a thread about whether or not the 'Gentleman's Relish' could be of any use to your plants - so it looks like we might need a few volunteers to donate to the threadstarter - unless he can supply all of his own needs of course.

Ibechillin · Jan 7, 2019

Gypsy Nirvana said:
fecal threads - the piss thread - and the menstrual (vampire) blood thread

Everyday Im reminded to grow and smoke more of my own lol, people are crazy. Then there is sewer sludge "biosolids"...

Gypsy Nirvana · Jan 7, 2019

Would Matt Daemon have been fresh out of spuds on Mars - if he could only wank for ferts?

Ibechillin · Jan 7, 2019

Is it possible he ran out of potatoes because he was was disposing of his ejaculate instead of fertilizing with it?

Gypsy Nirvana · Jan 7, 2019

I'd never thought of that Ibechillin - now that's something to ponder - although I didn't see much in that movie to get the horn over - but yes - possibly Daemon leaked vital nutrients that went to waste - they could have written that into the script - but then it probably would have not passed the censors - for the target audience.

Ibechillin said:
Is it possible he ran out of potatoes because he was was disposing of his ejaculate instead of fertilizing with it?

Ibechillin · Jan 7, 2019

Gypsy Nirvana · Jan 7, 2019

Now this is getting a bit too technical for me - all this talk of NASA - but yeah - maybe every drop of bodily fluid can be utilized in some way for survival - blood, sweat and tears - and all the smelly stuff from ya gribbly bits too - failing that, you could always use yourself (body) as a fertilizer - but then you might not live to enjoy the harvest - because you would be 'All Ferted Up' - it brings another meaning to saying 'Oh - I make a great compost'....

Ibechillin said:
Maybe this is something nasa needs to think about, screening potential mars survival astronauts based on sex drive?

Sign · Jan 7, 2019

Urine fertilizer doesn't bother me at all, feces slightly more so. I'd be mad if I just smoked someone's spunked flowers though.

+1 to the guy above, I'm glad I only smoke my own.

positivity · Jan 7, 2019

As bad as that sounds...
Surely better than than the poisons the dispensaries keep getting caught red handed with
Ooooh...

oldbootz · Jan 7, 2019

I tossed a clone once in a small pot filled with dust from sweeping the floor, toe nails, hair etc... a dose of half strength nutes and it was growing fine .... they do call it a weed for a reason...

theJointedOne · Jan 7, 2019

but..are you master of your domain?

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