You know you live in the country if......

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Psyco G

Member

• May 6, 2015

• #81

Having more than one gurilla grow that produces

 

Bud Green

I dig dirt

Veteran

• Aug 21, 2015

• #82

You know you live in the country if....


edited: oh, never mind...

 

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birdman_

• Aug 21, 2015

• #83

Quote: "You're out in the country when...
when it takes 5 minutes to load a picture b/c you have satellite internet lol"

Word.

Also.. " ..Country when.. " Personalities Alter somewhat.. - meaning travel and Expense ..!.?
Lol ..


That's cool ! ..

 

Last edited: Aug 21, 2015

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St. Phatty

Active member

• Aug 21, 2015

• #84

Neighbor #2's hobby is feuding with Neighbor #1


and Neighbor #1 is DEAD


yet the feud CONTINUES,


as Neighbor #2 tries to pick a fight with the brother, widow, and tenant of Neighbor #1.

 

MicroRoy

Active member

• Aug 21, 2015

• #85

You can take a leak in the middle of the road and no one knows.

 

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St. Phatty

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• Aug 21, 2015

• #86

MicroRoy said:

You can take a leak in the middle of the road and no one knows.

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or, you can pee on the rose bush without worrying about the HOA.

 

Stoner4Life

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• Aug 25, 2015

• #87

the nearest city with a population over 1,000 is 35 miles away.......

 

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whateverman

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• Aug 27, 2015

• #88

You see an Amish woman in her buggy and think "yeah...I'd do that."

 

armedoldhippy

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• Aug 27, 2015

• #89

whateverman said:

You see an Amish woman in her buggy and think "yeah...I'd do that."

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you aint out around Lawrenceburg, are you? lots of them in that part of the state...

 

MicroRoy

Active member

• Aug 27, 2015

• #90

The neighbor walks up your drive with a shotgun in his hand and no one freaks out.

 

Stoner4Life

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• Aug 31, 2015

• #91

your local tire shop services seven foot tall tractor tires, hadda wait to get into the shop while Marv finished one today.......

 

stoned-trout

if it smells like fish

Veteran

• Aug 31, 2015

• #92

aint in country no more and the tire shop is about 1 minute away,along with post office and car wash and a shitload of bars and restraunts......yeehaw

 

Stoner4Life

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• Sep 1, 2015

• #93

even the chicks wear overalls.......

 

MicroRoy

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• Sep 1, 2015

• #94

When you Weiner dogs go down a varmit hole and you have to go to the house for a shovel.

 

rod58

Active member

• Sep 1, 2015

• #95

your doctor says "you need to see a specialist " and there's one in your capital city and its 800km away ...

 

MicroRoy

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• Sep 7, 2015

• #96

You know you live in the country: If gravy in a can makes you laugh out loud.

 

mrcreosote

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• Sep 10, 2015

• #97

MicroRoy said:

https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=62264&pictureid=1493221View Image

You know you live in the country: If gravy in a can makes you laugh out loud.

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Gravy in a can makes anyone who walks in a kitchen for more than a beer laugh out loud.

 

Bud Green

I dig dirt

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• Sep 10, 2015

• #98

You know you live in the country if:

You can smoke a big, glass, fancy-ass bong on your front porch, or walk out to your mailbox while tokin' on a big, fat, brown paper, Jamaican style, 1/4 ounce spliff...

And not be the least bit concerned about it, 'cause there's nobody within a 1/2 mile to even see you..

 

Bud Green

I dig dirt

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• Sep 10, 2015

• #99

You know you live in the country if:

 

Bud Green

I dig dirt

Veteran

• Sep 10, 2015

• #100

You know you live in the country if:

the men who live nearby, in your neck of the woods are named Luke, Hank, Emmett, A.J. (Andrew Jackson) or Cledus...