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How can you tell if your a stoner...

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You know you are a stoner when you go to wendys to get food and you mess up your order a few times, then when you pull around to the window you pay and on the seat next to you is a bong just chilling.
 
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You know your a stoner when you try to lick the joint paper but can't because of the cotton mouth from the joint before.
 

Dirty South

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You know you're a stoner if you get up and go into the kitchen more than 3 times before you remember what you went for......
 
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you know your a stoner when you lose everything when your sitting down only to get frustrated then stand up and have it all fall on the floor because it was in your lap, and you forgot what exactly you were looking for to begin with anyway
 
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You know you're a stoner when you are expecting a service person :fsu: to come into your home and it takes you 2 hours to stash all you marijuana parifanailya all over the house. :yoinks:
 
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you know you"re a stoner when it takes you 3 hours to read 3 pages of a forum joke page. and then have it take an hour to post your own.
 
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or when you walk into a room on a task and forgot what you intended to do in the 1'st place ... yikes!
 
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when you forget to bump the "bump this thread if you're high right now" thread
 
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You know you are a stoner when you smoke a joint and are so blew out you can't hold a conversation.
 
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You know you're a stoner when you get so blew out you can't hold a conversation. :yoinks:
 
as a youngster.

walk into store w/joint behind ear.

older. wife went to parole w/me and forgot to remove bowl and bud from her top coat pocket.

lots more to come.

lol thisbud :pointlaug

when you have some old, i mean korean war old, 8mm film and magnifing glass in hand,one handed, and your lil bro wblks in. 14,pot, and a light breeze, much less porn...lol :moon: :pointlaug
 
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asa42

Anime n Stoner Aficionado
... when you know the next flick of your lighter is gonna be its last flame.

this thread is too funny & too true to life... at least most of it is for me. lol
 
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thisbud4u said:
You know who you are. LMAO :wave:


LMFAO....yeah...umm......*stares off into space*

One of my buddies just talks and talks and talks, I just sit there and zone out and its like all I comprehend is "blablablablabla" I just shake my head and giggle like I know what the hell shes talking about. rotf

You know you're a stoner when someone asks you the time at work only to give a freudian slip, and blurt out "its 4:20!....errrr...1:45".

You know you're a stoner when you have a separate bank account for savings just to buy things associated with pot.
 
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You know you're a stoner when you go to light a joint and catch half you facial hair on fire. :yoinks: Wow, that was hot. :hotbounce:
 

1TWISTEDTRUCKER

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Puffer_Fish said:
LMFAO....yeah...umm......*stares off into space*

One of my buddies just talks and talks and talks, I just sit there and zone out and its like all I comprehend is "blablablablabla" I just shake my head and giggle like I know what the hell shes talking about. rotf

You know you're a stoner when someone asks you the time at work only to give a freudian slip, and blurt out "its 4:20!....errrr...1:45".

You know you're a stoner when you have a separate bank account for savings just to buy things associated with pot.
This is me,,,Rambling along,whilst my friend zones out,ocasionaly i slow down enough to realize he's asleep.
He claims his recliner is made by Sealy.
Aint it funny how the same weed winds some up,and puts others out :pointlaug

PEACE;1TT
 
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