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Chamba
getting old means premature ejaculation is but a past memory.
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Define old
- Thread starter akornpatch
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Chamba
I remember being in Amsterdam a few years ago, asking Bong guru about the renters, how much it costs and how long do you have in the room....well...when he told me I said " 50 Euros for 10 or 15 minutes! gessus, is that all you get!! ..it takes me that long to take my pants off! lol
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You know you're getting old...if someone in the conversation uses the word 'Depends' & you immediately think he just shit his pants. 
...uh oh 
....dump-time!! 
...uh oh ....dump-time!! Snot Poker
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The Crawl, Congradulations. 
My wife figgered out where them young un were commin from and she put a stop to that! years ago.
And Zoltron So do you believe you will get any respect with an avitar like that???
Whats the differance between a sexy babysitter and a grandma babysitter...
DEPENDS
My wife figgered out where them young un were commin from and she put a stop to that! years ago.
And Zoltron So do you believe you will get any respect with an avitar like that???
Whats the differance between a sexy babysitter and a grandma babysitter...
DEPENDS
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I still wake up stiff every morning........except now it's my neck.
Maybe I should open a clothes store for old hippies, I could sell bellbottoms that come up to your tits and black socks to put under your sandels. T-shirts with extra large print and condoms that are already stiff.
Maybe I should open a clothes store for old hippies, I could sell bellbottoms that come up to your tits and black socks to put under your sandels. T-shirts with extra large print and condoms that are already stiff.
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Chamba
"....and condoms that are already stiff."
Rudedude ...lol...I do believe you have created an invention....and expect a Nobel prize nomination for your contributions to the World...
what we need is a catchy name for it
Rudedude ...lol...I do believe you have created an invention....and expect a Nobel prize nomination for your contributions to the World...
what we need is a catchy name for it
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Chamba said:
Well, Greek is already used - "Trojans"
How about something in Latin - "Semper Erectus"
*** I'll be "Old" when my wife considers using my ashes to change the Ph in the plants I left behind ***
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Snot Poker said:
Yeah, I guess we can't all be a class act as your 'Homer Simpson picking his nose' avatar.
