Originally Posted by John (stoned to the bone) Boehner
"My views on marijuana have evolved.
I will now get into the marijuana business because I have seen the potential of it making me and my business associates tons of money!
I will work entirely within the existing laws to make sure I turn a massive profit.
I will however, use all my influence to continue to try to keep arresting and jailing all the folks who grow 10 lbs. or so of this substance,
as a means of feeding their families and keeping the roof over their head.
Oh by the way, I'm quite a compassionate person"..
Ok, I admit, this is not a real quote by the Former House Speaker John Boehner...
But the whole idea of this is just such hypocrisy.
How long will it be before J. Sessions has a change of heart, due to his compassion of course,
and announces he will be becoming a board member of a giant Cannabis conglomeration?