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You stupid idiot

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MoldyFrogToe

Why did you put the computer key ontop of the volcano.
You told yourself you'd leave it there and melt it after turning the volc on.
You promised yourself to take it off after you moved it all into the other room.
You knew it was stupid because you'd forget.

Now look at you. LOOK AT YOU!!

Sitting there with your head hung low like an ass,
ironically leading your eyes to your exposed & desolate space of an N key...

Shame on you.

:xmasnut:
 
M

MoldyFrogToe

It didn't get much plastic residue on it. Tiny bit. Turned it up full blast and scorched it, not really there any more. Tasty.

The gov't is inside my volcano
 
Synthettek

Synthettek

Active member
I had a Vapir vaporizer... I liked it, but then ended up leaving it in Austin TX a few years back.... how do you like the Volcano? Is it worth its price?
 
M

MoldyFrogToe

Eh, it's good, not worth it's price, but what is.

I pay for the convenience of the bag mostly, but liked their selling point of using non ionizing metals. Aside from that it's really cheap, mine lasted 3 years before the heating thermostat failed, also, the heating core broke off from its plastic base. I didn't take the best care of it, but not the worst. Storz-Bickel had to fix it but they were good about it and gave a few small parts for free. I still like it over most vapes although I haven't been looking on the market at them for years. I'll be usin my rejuvenated vape for a few more years prob, it's the non-digital one.

The non digi one was bad design, you have to crank the knob every time to adjust which is mechanically conected to the thermostat for heating which is just some bi-metal switch, something in the assembly wears over time, and that knob sticking out means it's prone to being hit...who knows, the buttons on the digi one probably wear out over time just as fast, lol.
 
killa-bud

killa-bud

Active member
Veteran
i haven't smoked out of a volcano before,so i don't get where you could have put the key? from seeing pictures and stuff,i dont see where "on top" could be...
 
M

MoldyFrogToe

I press the rubber nipple, which fell off, so I superglued it back on.
Im tryin to put the `/~ key in place of the N key now

killa, the volc shoots hot our out the top through a screen. I actually still see the outline of the key on the screen which is too bad, maybe I'll try to change it somehow.

the volc was only at 6, that key melted so easily!
 
Kush_Master

Kush_Master

High Grade Specialist
Veteran
omg the poor volcano, why do you lay shit on your volcano anyway lmao?
my v is holy for me i dont fuck with it in any way. i did leave some plastic box on my lit stove once tho, that was pretty messy too! burnt plastic smell in the kitchen and molten pastic all over the stove yummy.

thats some pretty dumbass move ill give you some k++ haha
 
M

MoldyFrogToe

lmao, you should see mine.

It's dented from beer bottles dropping on it
The screws were loose for 2 years, scratches all around them
One foot fell off
Then the thermo got worn so I 'recalibrated it' and scribbled temps @ each number with a sharpe

But it's better ow. After I sent it back they spiffed it up. Although I kept the old aluminum cover!
 
Y

yoinker

Yo Moldy, try throwing a stamp over the empty space where the key was. Works like a charm :)
 
B

bicyclebenny

Active member
MoldyFrogToe said:
lmao, you should see mine.

It's dented from beer bottles dropping on it
The screws were loose for 2 years, scratches all around them
One foot fell off
Then the thermo got worn so I 'recalibrated it' and scribbled temps @ each number with a sharpe

But it's better ow. After I sent it back they spiffed it up. Although I kept the old aluminum cover!
Click to expand...
Hey, keybords are cheap on ebay (~$10)and take a couple minutes to replace.
 
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budlykush

Member
I feel ya Moldy.
One time I had a Cabochon I was cutting and some of the dop wax melted into a crystal pocket. What did I do?, put it on the Volcano to soften the wax. I forgot and had to clean a whole bunch of wax out of the little holes in the aluim. block. My wife was pissed!! But it's all good now.
BK
 
Moldy Dreads

Moldy Dreads

Active member
Veteran
The other night my friend started filling up a small turtle pond with his hose. I saw it a little later that night as I was leaving and I said "Don't forget to turn off the hose." Then as I was driving home 20 minutes later, I remembered and called him and said "Did you turn off the hose?" Of course he had forgotten and was like, "oh crap, thanks for reminding me."
An hour later I called back and asked "So, did you forget the hose again?"

To which he replied "Doh!" he was already falling asleep and said that a few weeks ago he did the same thing and the water bill that month was $500


LMAO
 
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zomg1

Member
this reminds me of when i was in school, one day i switched all the key's on one of the keyboard's in the library (i.e. switching n and m so when you press the 'n' key on the keyboard an 'm' came up)
i sat in the library all day laughing my ass off at every confused person who tried using that keyboard
 
swampdank

swampdank

Pull my finger
Veteran
zomg1 said:
this reminds me of when i was in school, one day i switched all the key's on one of the keyboard's in the library (i.e. switching n and m so when you press the 'n' key on the keyboard an 'm' came up)
i sat in the library all day laughing my ass off at every confused person who tried using that keyboard
Click to expand...



Damn dude. That is so fucked up. I love it.

When I was in highschool we had a big "computer room" Every computer had a different IP addy. We used to get in a chat room and cuss somebody out. Then the mods would boot us out. We would just go to a different computer, sign in under a slighty different name and start all over. It could last hours. Nobody figured out how we were doing it. We were labeled hackers and all shit. Funny how the simple thinhgs can entertain us in school. :)
 
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