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Old 09-05-2009, 04:29 AM #1
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I THINK I JUST SMOKED A FROG TURD!!!

Just like the title says, Am I going to be alright? It was real harsh and tasted nasty!!

Here's the story:

I sit down in my greenhouse to smoke a bong hit and when I picked up my bong I hit it against a beam and the chunk of hash I had in the bowl fell out. I looked down and saw what I thought was the hash, so I put it in my pipe and smoked it.
I noticed right away that it wasn't bubbling and it burnt up so quick I couldn't stop, I inhaled the horrid smoke. I'm still burping up frog turd
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:30 AM #2
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lung warts .. don't sound good at all brah

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Old 09-05-2009, 04:32 AM #3
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your ancestors used to sleep naked in the mud I think you'll be "aight"

good luck toad breath!
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:33 AM #4
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:40 AM #5
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I hope you will be allright, you should call poison control if you start to feel badly and ask them, but that was about the funniest thing I heard in awhile...sorry for laughing at your misfortune, I am sure I have smoked a lint ball or two in my life
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:54 AM #6
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this definately beats the fake weed-horse turd story


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good luck toad breath!
toad breath, or turd breath. you decide.


ok, maybe toad-turd breath. uggg. sorry dude, couldnt resist.

dumb city kids smoke crack n meth, it was one bowl, you'll be fine frog-boy.


moral to the story:
keep thumb over loaded bowl unless smoking it.
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Old 09-05-2009, 05:27 AM #7
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LOL frog turd breath huh? thanks a lot guys


thanks for the advice cindi. I loaded up some real hash and smoked it, now I feel much better.

I think if I drop something again I'm going to leave it for the lost homies.
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The smoking part doesnt sound half as bad as the part where you suck the turd out of the frogs butt.

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^haha shit.

and +10 for the story, would read again.
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this is one of those times
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