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Old 12-22-2018, 03:42 AM #1
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Things they didn't tell will happen when you pass 60...

or things they did tell you will happen once you pass 60 but you thought it would never happen to you.

Hair in new places! I can now grow a beard from my ears. I run a razor over, around and in ears at least every week. The growth is so thick that my ears get a 5 o'clock shadow at 3.30 am

Eyebrows! They keep getting longer and longer. Here's a tip - have an expert show you how to trim your eyebrows rather than learning from experience all by yourself. and for those who choose the latter, please post photos.
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I certainly had no idea my balls would hang down to my knees.

The good news is.... we don't have to look behind us when we back out of parking spaces.

One thing for sure... I enjoyed THOSE [19]60's more than I am enjoying THESE 60's. LOL






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balls dont hang if you work out!

I noticed in the shower after weight training
though if you miss 2 days they will
miles n miles of beach walking helps.
the barber showed me how to trim eyebrows no more bald patches in them.
I have to give up my scrambled eggs or i dont shit for 7 days.
I singe the fluff of my ears with a lighter
So far no hair growing inside my ears

My weight training and swimming and beach walking is in defiance of age.
Tropical climate helps.
I burst out laughing at memorys of dodging school ,so glad i defied the rules
Thank fuck i wasnt a sheep.

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Old 12-22-2018, 03:22 PM #4
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One thing for sure... I enjoyed THOSE [19]60's more than I am enjoying THESE 60's. LOL


Very funny, I'm gonna steal that line.
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Old 12-22-2018, 03:26 PM #5
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I singe the fluff of my ears with a lighter

You're a harder man then me! but then again the hairs in or around my ears are as thick as beard hair. I've had them pulled with tweezers, but damn, it hurt like torture.
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If I tried singeing them off, the hairs are so thick that I would have charcoal ears before all the hairs were gone.
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healing of injurys torn heal pad

I jumped out of a boat on to the concrete steps miss judged it slightly
caught my bare heal pad on the corner.
painfull , but i marched off along the beach thinking just walk through the pain
Wrong 11 mnths now almost healed properly = 90%

My speed of eye dillation when coming out or the grow room ,used to be instant adjustment to lower light now it takes a miniute or more.

Eye sight i had perfect close vision like microscopic at 5 inches identifying female plants before any of my mates now its 10 inches and not perfect need a loop
But long distance is better its very good

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Fucking reading glasses. They are NEVER there when you need them and ALWAYS there when you don't. I have over 100 pair. (Marc's $0.99 each). Here's one pile in the corner of my desk in the family room.
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