Douglas.Curtis
Autistic Diplomat in Training
In Colorado it's 35, I think? Not the 'getting carded' you're thinking of, lol. Cute though.
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You know your'e old when....
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...when you orgasm, only a puffs of dust comes out
it doesn't SOUND serious, until you crush one of them by sitting down on the toilet too fast...
I got some ballroom jeans for Christmas
I got some ballroom jeans for Christmas
There just what you need. From Deluth Trading Company. BALLROOM JEANS . not the dancing kind.
EXTRA ROOM where you need it. The nurses at my doctors office really liked them. I showed them off to all the girls.
My doctor about split a gut.
I may get some more. I was also gifted some Bare Naked underwear , they are great. Only they give me a hardon.
No problem, my wife bought them she's got to deal with it
I got some ballroom jeans for Christmas
it doesn't SOUND serious, until you crush one of them by sitting down on the toilet too fast...
There just what you need. From Deluth Trading Company. BALLROOM JEANS . not the dancing kind.
EXTRA ROOM where you need it. The nurses at my doctors office really liked them. I showed them off to all the girls.
My doctor about split a gut.
I may get some more. I was also gifted some Bare Naked underwear , they are great. Only they give me a hardon.
No problem, my wife bought them she's got to deal with it
thanks, 420. my wife mentioned those very jeans the other day. i have suspenders & such from their catalog. my work pants fit fine...as long as you are standing up & working. sit down & your voice goes up an octave or four.
Those jeans are 200 bucks and the underwear is like 50 bucks.I'd hope they last though.
You can remember when a brand new pair of Levi's 501's were £5 a pair.... and you would wear them in the bath to get them to 'shrink-fit'.
What my wife paid..
What my wife paid..
About $50 bucks for Ballroom Jeans, Bare Naked Underwear $21.
Pretty cheap to avoid crushing your nuts
What my wife paid..
About $50 bucks for Ballroom Jeans, Bare Naked Underwear $21.
Pretty cheap to avoid crushing your nuts
...you wonder who this week's winner of the
Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award will be.
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Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award will be.
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Your sleeping and wake up to the sharpest pain in your butthole, get up and run to the bathroom and a super heavy blood soaked poop hits the bathroom floor before you can sit on the toilet. Pick up the poop with t.p and its saturated with blood.
Your in the bar hitting on a girl and she tells you" I'm only 22." As a fuck off line. Hurt me fragile lil ego.
It aint huntin though, so a missed shot... fuck it.
It aint huntin though, so a missed shot... fuck it.
If that happens again, reply...” I’m terribly sorry, I took you to be much older than that....”
Guys can give fuck off lines right back.
After the water shut off in the rent a shower, a red towel was used to get all the big drops, then it was folded once and used as a rug.
The white towel for final drying turned red when pressed between the legs. And kept it up for some time.
Scary enough, but at least the poop was still held in.
Sucks to get old.
If that happens again, reply...” I’m terribly sorry, I took you to be much older than that....”
Guys can give fuck off lines right back.
OUCH! that would leave a mark!
very good, mr. brunch. much wisdom coming from the shed...
when you are happy to see that the blood is red; because if it is black it means (probably) colo-rectal cancer up in your intestines instead of a ruptured vessel near the rectum...blood turns black if it passes through the digestive tract.
