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Why Do ALIENS only abduct white people?

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Teddybrae

Everyone ... I realise this may get pulled because what we write may be Racist. So think before you post.

This question was asked by an Indigenous Australian on a TV comedy show. I think it's a good question that points to a Western inability to see beyond the teachings of the Church of Science.

Anyone game to explain why Aliens only abduct white people?
 
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Brother Nature

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Hahah, I have nothing to contribute really, but reading the thread title made me laugh then go "Huh, yeah." Probably has a logical boring answer though like statistically there are more white people in the countries where these stories get sensationalized, or that white people tend to get listened to by other white people more so than those of other races. I'm apprehensively looking forward to where this thread goes though...
 

Weird

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pretty sure sun ra, blowfly and george clinton might have an argument against this
 

dank.frank

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White people smoke weed at the same rate on average as people of various colors. In fact, the same percentage of cultural populations tend to smoke, regardless of many numerous factors. However, 83% of admitted growers in the USA are white, according to recent statistics.

Why do only white people grow weed? I suspect, the aliens know this and have tried to increase their chances of hitting the jackpot. Simple. Math. :joint:



dank.Frank
 
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BombBudPuffa

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White people smoke weed at the same rate on average as people of various colors. In fact, the same percentage of cultural populations tend to smoke, regardless of many numerous factors. However, 83% of admitted growers in the USA are white, according to recent statistics.

Why do only white people grow weed? I suspect, the aliens know this and have tried to increase their chances of hitting the jackpot. Simple. Math. :joint:



dank.Frank

The end.
 

geneva_sativa

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White people smoke weed at the same rate on average as people of various colors. In fact, the same percentage of cultural populations tend to smoke, regardless of many numerous factors. However, 83% of admitted growers in the USA are white, according to recent statistics.

Why do only white people grow weed? I suspect, the aliens know this and have tried to increase their chances of hitting the jackpot. Simple. Math. :joint:



dank.Frank

so thats what they cavity search folks for ?

dang,,, probably better to just tell them where the stash is at !
 

St. Phatty

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If you were an alien

who would you abduct

Serena Williams

Maria Sharapova

OK help me out here, who are some other cute women tennis players ?


From the sound of it, e.g. Bud Hopkins' book compiling interviews with people with contact experiences

ET likes playing Doctor


So I think ET abducts whoever they think fits their need.

Are they doing a simple exam, having a sex party, or robbing someone's Bubblehash stash ?


There is a record of Caucasian ET humanoids. And the oft mentioned grays are mentioned too often to be ignorred.

But who knows, there might be some ET's that look like Deion Sanders (African American).
 

armedoldhippy

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i'd say that it is likely that we are abducted by race in roughly equal numbers. but, i'd say that more white people are returned because we are less interesting & bigger pains in the ass. "but...i can't miss the "friends" marathon this weekend! whimperwhinesnivelbitchmoan..." :biggrin:
 

St. Phatty

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If you were ET

would you abduct Miley Cyrus

so you can have a lesson in Twerking ?


I don't think ET just does rectal and vaginal exams as described in some accounts.

I think some ET's might even Snort Coke.
 

St. Phatty

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Everyone ... I realise this may get pulled because what we write may be Racist. So think before you post.

This question was asked by an Indigenous Australian on a TV comedy show. I think it's a good question that points to a Western inability to see beyond the teachings of the Church of Science.

Anyone game to explain why Aliens only abduct white people?

BET !!!

You're saying an Aborigine has never been abducted ?

Since I'm going out on a limb, can I have 2:1 odds ?

So it's my 1 penny vs. your 2 pennies, if you accept the odds.


Oh wait a minute, maybe to some people Aborigine's ARE white people.

OK Teddy, you have to define "White People".


I was thinking about putting out some flashing LED's, so the UFO's would have landing lights. :tiphat:

Can I use COB's for the UFO landing pad ?

I figure a KW of COB's ought to be visible from 50 miles up on a clear night.

What's the ET symbol for "fresh coffee" ?
 

rod58

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well of all the movies you see about spaceships coming and aliens abducting white people , it happens mostly at night ,.. maybe white people are just easier to see !
 

Oliver Pantsoff

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Aliens abduct us all. They take us, teach all of us different languages, change our color, then drop us off, so earth can be more interesting. A majority of us on this planet are just to stupid to see it.

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