mountain_goat
Member
any advice?
quicken 2012 deluxe?
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"Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it"
SpayceRayce
Member
And stay away from the cans - he hates the cans.
dont name your dog "shithead"
sx646522
Member
"...Never start a land war in Asia"?
"Always call your Mom on her birthday"?
"Don't start Shit you can't finish...smoke some ditch weed instead if you're gonna do that, or at least pass the joint to your left"?
"Don't use Advanced Nutrients unless you're a rube"?
"Never say to a woman: 'Congratulations! How far along are you?' ...until you find out if she's actually pregnant first"?
"Always tip your bartender"?
"Never date a girl who's first question to you is: "So - what kind of car do you drive?"
"If you're going to rent, do a background check on your landlord first"?
"Never take a knife to a gunfight"?
"Never take a gun to a bazooka fight"?
"Always buy her breakfast the next morning"?
And finally: "Make sure that when she says she's 'still in school' - it's not a high school"?
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Oh....and Quicken's not too bad - once you get over the learning curve. Peachtree Accounting (now Sage Peachtree) is better, though - if you're a professional.
Cheers,
-SX
"Always call your Mom on her birthday"?
"Don't start Shit you can't finish...smoke some ditch weed instead if you're gonna do that, or at least pass the joint to your left"?
"Don't use Advanced Nutrients unless you're a rube"?
"Never say to a woman: 'Congratulations! How far along are you?' ...until you find out if she's actually pregnant first"?
"Always tip your bartender"?
"Never date a girl who's first question to you is: "So - what kind of car do you drive?"
"If you're going to rent, do a background check on your landlord first"?
"Never take a knife to a gunfight"?
"Never take a gun to a bazooka fight"?
"Always buy her breakfast the next morning"?
And finally: "Make sure that when she says she's 'still in school' - it's not a high school"?
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Oh....and Quicken's not too bad - once you get over the learning curve. Peachtree Accounting (now Sage Peachtree) is better, though - if you're a professional.
Cheers,
-SX
The answer to "Does my arse look big in this?" is always NO, and absoloutely NEVER EVER
"I dont think that(insert garment) has much to do with it"
"I dont think that(insert garment) has much to do with it"
