Switcher56
Comfortably numb!
-
Happy Birthday ICMag! Been 20 years since Gypsy Nirvana created the forum! We are celebrating with a 4/20 Giveaway and by launching a new Patreon tier called "420club". You can read more here.
-
Important notice: ICMag's T.O.U. has been updated. Please review it here. For your convenience, it is also available in the main forum menu, under 'Quick Links"!
Funny Pictures Are Funny
- Thread starter Jellyfish
- Start date
Switcher56
Comfortably numb!
Switcher56
Comfortably numb!
I have a 7 year old buddy I am trying my best to get her to learn the "times table". Don't want her to be as clueless as the kids at the supermarket trying to make change.
Genius. Get up, take a piss, sit back down. Never miss a beat. Velcro should be involved to secure the plates / bowls.
and a length of split pool noodle to slip over the seat where it hits the back of your neck. that just looks uncomfortable as hell...
There's not a lot of multiplication that takes place when making change out of a cash register.
In the grocery store I shop at, I bag my groceries while I shop, go to a self checkout, and get right out.
All the while, avoiding all the clueless "old folks" waiting for a cashier to do everything for them.
Some "clueless" old folks skip self checkout because cashiers need paychecks, yah?
There, I taught you something,
filedata/fetch?id=18033141&d=1641415381
Yes, we need to pay poverty wages to people who can't make change. Which is their job.
We do it for them. And, so we have someone to complain about.
That's better than paying people well, who can do the job or who will take it more seriously than a "kid".
I'll bet you leave your shopping cart rolling around the parking lot, too... For more jobs
in better times, i go through the regular registers. been going there so long, i know some of the cashiers and "bag boys" better than a few members of my own family.
What cashiers.. Its all self check out now 
.
.
Switcher56
Comfortably numb!
Some "clueless" old folks skip self checkout because cashiers need paychecks, yah?
There, I taught you something,
Nice jab AH! I don't believe in them. Never did, never will!!!
What cashiers.. Its all self check out now
Wally World keeps one real one to check IDs for alcohol & tobacco. grocery store keeps them because veggies etc have manual input codes, and some of us old fucks refuse to learn, lol. welp, back under the rock with the rest of the troglodytes...
At WMT I park near the auto entrance and take my white priv through their human run cash register. At the supermarket, my priv struts past the lines out in the aisle, and lets the manager ring me up at their register. Homie don't self-serve or wait in lines. Fuckers in lines with their coupons and damn chip cards... thinking going to the market is a social experience.
Really mess them up and say you want the change in nickels, no dimes.
Really mess them up and say you want the change in nickels, no dimes.
I'll bet you feel like you accomplished something walking out of there with your pocket full of nickels.
