Tell a short story using strain names only. - Toker's Den - International Cannagraphic Magazine Forums

little wing · 03-27-2018, 03:15 AM

Willie Nelson dared me to write a short story using cannabis strain names. Help

azad · 03-27-2018, 03:26 AM

White rhinos are extinct.Alien technology is the future bubba ain't got a chance but if you see through the kali mist you can see the sour white widow riding the dutch dragon eating cherry pies and breathing fire og stlye.

I wrote a song for willie
can I be in the video please ��

mack 10 · 03-27-2018, 03:34 AM

azad's got it down.

funny shit.

always wanted to grow Dutch Dragon.

mean mr.mustard · 03-27-2018, 09:43 AM

Given the lack of prepositions, adverbs, conjunctions, and verbs of strain names...

I cannot.

You're just going to have to impress him some other person's way.

kaochiu · 03-27-2018, 03:49 PM

-Apollo-(gies), Haze-(l), it's just morning glory
-O (M) G, Lemon Larry! in front of the kush-(tomers)!
He showed his parts like a gorilla in a dancehall, as thunderfucked by a love potion. All the afghan widows stood there as if pointed by an AK47
- What the Nevil are you doing, Lemon Larry? Got and get dressed, Niño!
- I'm a big bud-dy now, mu(-llumbimby) m(-adness)! And got a sweet tooth for blueberries
- Leave Flo(-rence) alone, she's Holland's Hope
- She's -(k)-a-berry, too
Flo(-rence's) face(-'s) on fire, but her heart was like pure ice
- He's a little monkey, Haze-l. Send him to the Old School, Haze-(l) Ingemar! punch him!
But Lemon Larry run like a speedball from the mighty dutch, so much for mother's finest mindfuck of a son. His brother had a grin(-n+mm) in the face and made a photo of the scene while shouting
- Everyone says cheeeeese!

Ok, sorry.

St. Phatty · 03-27-2018, 04:32 PM

We went out to watch the Northern Lights.

Then we got hungry but all we had were Girl Scout Cookies.

I put my arm around my Love but she said I smelled like Cat Piss.

CaptainDankness · 03-28-2018, 12:31 PM

God's Pussy is Fucking Incredible, Haze's the Brains Escape like a Great White Shark eating Skunks or an OG on Sour Diesel armed with an AK-47.

**Gypsy Nirvana** · 03-28-2018, 02:15 PM

Given the amount of organizational skills it would take for me to present anything vaguely competitive in this contest right now...

I humbly request to be recused ....

St. Phatty · 03-28-2018, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainDankness

God's Pussy is Fucking Incredible, Haze's the Brains Escape like a Great White Shark eating Skunks or an OG on Sour Diesel armed with an AK-47.

We went to the water and it was like a Blue Dream.

Then I saw a fin and flashed on my last meeting with a Great White Shark.

We got out of the water and now my TOWEL smelled like Cat Piss.

So we smoked some Romulan and stared into the Haze.

kaochiu · 03-30-2018, 05:02 PM

this has got over 25 strains on it. And some rhyme if you try hard, 'cos english is not my language. But i'll try, anyway.

Good old Jack found a pot of gold, happiest bud in the nation
He daydreamed to meet in person his idol, Willie Nelson

He left one day his paradise to follow the northern lights abroad.
Jack sailed away from the shoreline rocks with his brand new diesel boat

finding his destiny with an eye in the sky looking at the milky way
but soon he lost the sense of stars, because that thick misty haze.

Hey, Jack, Herer you are, all incensed or is just me?
Do you know that Willie Nelson is in part black vietnamese?

Good old Jack was rescued by a ship from Malawi
Lost and starving with a stash of golden Guawi

All the crew got high like a blue satellite and forth
Sailing in circles speed top 44, western winds took them up north

Laughing like buddahs after a heavy white session
according to this version no one knew this Willie Nelson

Hey Jack, Herer you are, you're the garden coolest cut
You know that Willie Nelson is in part vietnamese black?

Like in a sweet dream they landed him in a port of Cali-O
Jumped like a stowaway on a train with his colombian gold

There was this huge trainwreck on his way to Austin, Texas
Some passengers survived, but no hobos, just the first class

Searching for that country rocker, now he's just a skywalker
Still waiting for that Willie in the heaven of the tokers

Hey Jack, Herer you are, you ready for a session?
It is black, Jack, from Vietnam, but not yet the Willie Nelson

Came Charles the Reeferman and gave it a twist
He introduced that black viet mrs to a highland nepalese.

And quicker than two silver pearl tears drop,
A texan called Willie bought the whole crop

03-27-2018, 03:15 AM	#1
little wing Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 66	Tell a short story using strain names only. Willie Nelson dared me to write a short story using cannabis strain names. Help
	Quote

03-27-2018, 03:26 AM	#2
azad Buzkashi Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Rocky roads Posts: 2,090	White rhinos are extinct.Alien technology is the future bubba ain't got a chance but if you see through the kali mist you can see the sour white widow riding the dutch dragon eating cherry pies and breathing fire og stlye. I wrote a song for willie can I be in the video please �� __________________ Passion without borders. Ask the Humming bird about the significance of the flowers. what would a Vulture know about their significance who feeds on the dead.. https://youtu.be/dqGdWoW-GT8
	Quote 6 members found this post helpful.

03-27-2018, 03:34 AM	#3
mack 10 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6,662	azad's got it down. funny shit. always wanted to grow Dutch Dragon. __________________ Double OG.
	Quote 1 members found this post helpful.

03-27-2018, 03:49 PM	#5
kaochiu Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 403	-Apollo-(gies), Haze-(l), it's just morning glory -O (M) G, Lemon Larry! in front of the kush-(tomers)! He showed his parts like a gorilla in a dancehall, as thunderfucked by a love potion. All the afghan widows stood there as if pointed by an AK47 - What the Nevil are you doing, Lemon Larry? Got and get dressed, Niño! - I'm a big bud-dy now, mu(-llumbimby) m(-adness)! And got a sweet tooth for blueberries - Leave Flo(-rence) alone, she's Holland's Hope - She's -(k)-a-berry, too Flo(-rence's) face(-'s) on fire, but her heart was like pure ice - He's a little monkey, Haze-l. Send him to the Old School, Haze-(l) Ingemar! punch him! But Lemon Larry run like a speedball from the mighty dutch, so much for mother's finest mindfuck of a son. His brother had a grin(-n+mm) in the face and made a photo of the scene while shouting - Everyone says cheeeeese! Ok, sorry. __________________
	Quote 1 members found this post helpful.

03-27-2018, 04:32 PM	#6
St. Phatty Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 2,376	We went out to watch the Northern Lights. Then we got hungry but all we had were Girl Scout Cookies. I put my arm around my Love but she said I smelled like Cat Piss.
	Quote 1 members found this post helpful.

03-27-2018, 09:43 AM	#4
mean mr.mustard I Pass Satellites Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Overturning Pebbles and Upending All the Animals Alight Posts: 6,418	Given the lack of prepositions, adverbs, conjunctions, and verbs of strain names... I cannot. You're just going to have to impress him some other person's way.
	Quote

03-28-2018, 12:31 PM	#7
CaptainDankness Member Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 470	God's Pussy is Fucking Incredible, Haze's the Brains Escape like a Great White Shark eating Skunks or an OG on Sour Diesel armed with an AK-47.
	Quote

03-28-2018, 02:15 PM	#8
Gypsy Nirvana Free'd P.O.W. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Back in Blighty! Posts: 7,063	Given the amount of organizational skills it would take for me to present anything vaguely competitive in this contest right now... I humbly request to be recused .... __________________ 'It can all start from a seed'
	Quote

03-30-2018, 05:02 PM	#10
kaochiu Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 403	this has got over 25 strains on it. And some rhyme if you try hard, 'cos english is not my language. But i'll try, anyway. Good old Jack found a pot of gold, happiest bud in the nation He daydreamed to meet in person his idol, Willie Nelson He left one day his paradise to follow the northern lights abroad. Jack sailed away from the shoreline rocks with his brand new diesel boat finding his destiny with an eye in the sky looking at the milky way but soon he lost the sense of stars, because that thick misty haze. Hey, Jack, Herer you are, all incensed or is just me? Do you know that Willie Nelson is in part black vietnamese? Good old Jack was rescued by a ship from Malawi Lost and starving with a stash of golden Guawi All the crew got high like a blue satellite and forth Sailing in circles speed top 44, western winds took them up north Laughing like buddahs after a heavy white session according to this version no one knew this Willie Nelson Hey Jack, Herer you are, you're the garden coolest cut You know that Willie Nelson is in part vietnamese black? Like in a sweet dream they landed him in a port of Cali-O Jumped like a stowaway on a train with his colombian gold There was this huge trainwreck on his way to Austin, Texas Some passengers survived, but no hobos, just the first class Searching for that country rocker, now he's just a skywalker Still waiting for that Willie in the heaven of the tokers Hey Jack, Herer you are, you ready for a session? It is black, Jack, from Vietnam, but not yet the Willie Nelson Came Charles the Reeferman and gave it a twist He introduced that black viet mrs to a highland nepalese. And quicker than two silver pearl tears drop, A texan called Willie bought the whole crop __________________
	Quote 2 members found this post helpful.