[WelderDan]

Originally Posted by chronosync

Wow ok...I was under the impression it was quicker, mostly. I guess what I'd do is a hard? Detox like I needed to pass by the end of the month and then obviously completely abstain. Also, stay away from it, don't trim

What about a home test? I don't know if I'd trust all that if the job is really important. I just got hired at a warehouse, no piss test, I may as well have been jammed at the interview lol. But to go full time I'll need to do it too.

The home test is actually pretty accurate. I have used it a pre-test just to reassure myself before taking the real one at the testing facility.

[Dropped Cat]

Originally Posted by chronosync

Wow ok...I was under the impression it was quicker, mostly. I guess what I'd do is a hard? Detox like I needed to pass by the end of the month and then obviously completely abstain. Also, stay away from it, don't trim

What about a home test? I don't know if I'd trust all that if the job is really important. I just got hired at a warehouse, no piss test, I may as well have been jammed at the interview lol. But to go full time I'll need to do it too.

Curious, does a test positive equal no hire. Some jobs
just want a medical history.

But if you do cleanse, abstain, etc, and home test
prior you will get the results you need.

Good luck , I hope you do well!

[jedi5891]

I had an mdt (mandatory drug test) in prison years ago. My cell mate had got a quater oz of double zero hash on a visit from his missus an we'd been smoking the stuff every day for about 7 days. It was a weekend day as we was eating boiled eggs and toast when my cell door opened and the screw calls my name saying piss test. Now the colour must of drained instantly from my face as I knew for sure I'd fail resulting in extra days ( I was already serving a lengthy term) and being kicked off the long term wing with Tvs and privileges. It meant going back on the shit hole wings with no tvs and 23 hours a day locked in a cell. Needless to say I wanted to pass this test. As I was eating food and the screw was a decent 1 he gave me 5 mins to finish my eggs and toast. In this time I drank around three litres or more of water and by the time I was needed to give a sample I was bursting. I peed the 1st lot down toilet then as my pee went clear this is what I gave them. 2 or 3 nervous weeks went by and I was certain I'd failed for sure. Then one day I got back to my cell after working down the library that afternoon I found a mdt pass certificate on my bed.
Water for sure is the best and fastest way to flush your system.

[v1ru5]

Reporting in; 50ng/ml limit home tests that I have, still show Positive after 31 days.

So I guess its 67 days for a chronic user

Oh well, another month of no toking then

[v1ru5]

On day 44 was the first day I tested negative, under the 50ng/ml limit. This was during the evening.

Next morning, day 45 I took the test from my morning piss (which is not recommended for any guys undertaking tests, general guideline is that your first piss should not be the one you are tested), and sure enough, positive.

Today on day 46, I tested around noon (had pissed once in the morning, and once around 10:30, so this was the third piss of the day), and was negative.

All in all, if you have been using for more than a decade everyday like me, expect ~45 days to be clear.

Just wanted to put it out there in case someone needs this information, even though I doubt anyone is interested. I still have two tests, which I will do tomorrow and the day after that, and will report their results to this thread, but expecting them to be negative as long as I don't take them from the first piss of the day.

Peace & Love,

Jack

[stoned-trout]

I have never taken a drug test ...but I wish ya luck...I would hate to loose my license...yeehaw..in your time frame you should be fine ....I have never seen anyone fail with that amount of time and I have known some fatter people too

[v1ru5]

I took one hometest (of the two I had left) day before I had to piss for the doctor.

It showed negative.

Then next day from that I went to piss for the doctor (gas chromatography test; accuracy 5ng/ml)...

I knew it would be about two-three week wait before the results would come and he could make a statement am I clean or not...

I took the last hometest the next day from the actual test. Showed positive, I was like "Oh fuck I am going to fail that actual test"...

And I ordered some more 50ng/ml hometests from the net. They took like two weeks to show up on my door, and I used three of them, one per day from that... All showing positive. I was like "Ok now it's clear that I have failed the actual test"...

Then a few days ago when it was already almost four weeks from the actual test, I started to worry a lot, called the doctor that what's taking so long...

He informs me that "The test came out negative. I have sent you an invoice in the mail, pay that and I'll send you the statement."

In other words; I can keep my drivers licence.

Lesson learned; Do not trust the hometests.

[MJPassion]

There are a ton of things that could cause a false positive from mild pharmaceuticals to some foods...

[v1ru5]

MJPassion: Haven't used any pharmaceuticals in recent years, and my diet is pretty much potatoes and meat, some veggies. Nothing exotic...