[porkchop buddah]

hey guy, welcome to my bullshit thread couple of people have hit me up in pms about having my own thread so here goes. i am currently not growing just enjoying the buds from the Gp harvest. everyone tells me i have a unique way of re-telling my days activities, i guess im pretty funny i am in the process of drastically changing my life for the better i hope. i have a few more hurdles to overcome but its starting to look like my plans are falling into place. i am very happy as i type this because today was a good day i will go into details as they develop but Porkie is happy as a pig in a blanket? i gotta go to the dentist and see if he can fix the broken tooth i got last night, all i gotta say is some dudes knuckles have bits of my tooth still. long story for another time but a good one, even got the pics for you BGB

[bigganjabud]

Aaaaaah porkie my man ,there's never a dull moment with you?

I'm glad I have now got somewhere to lurk and I thank-you !!!!

Can't wait to see what's up with this big porktacular news!!


I'm in full agreement that's its definitely the way you explain it

I still chuckle to myself about the skunk incident

[porkchop buddah]

hey BGB nice to see you stop by! later tonight i will re-tell the tooth incident Porkie style, with pics of my tooth and filling yeah i was hit that hard! when im done with the dentist im heading to rhode island to see a friend that i haven't seen in many years. i am pretty sure my 70 year old dentist knows i got some GP on me either that or he has a very bad cocaine habbit

[bigganjabud]

Lmfao novacane maybe?

Is he doing he's best sniffer dog impression?

OK Im glued now I'm gonna run up the road and grab a bag of weed so I can have a quick doobie before I read this

[porkchop buddah]

So I went to the dentist and found out I gotta come back end of the month to see if my two broken teeth can be repaired. Turns out that the breaks were near the gumline and those are difficult to repair. He says its a 50/50 chance of fixing them. This guy was sniffing so hard it was hilarious. I finally ask him if he had allergies and he says no I just smell something strange and its bothering my eyes lol so here is the remnants of my front tooth

[bigganjabud]

OK so how/why did it happen man I'm still a bit baffled

Was you drinks in?

[porkchop buddah]

i need to get high as fuck before i tell that story, later tonight been up 26 hours its crashing time

[shithawk420]

I too,am waiting to hear what happened.my moneys on too many drinks! Im subbed!

[bigganjabud]

Hope to hear this after I get out from my jail visit porkie my brother !

I rekon il need a fuckin good laugh after this my mates still got 11 and a bit years left out of a 24

[porkchop buddah]

BGB here is what happened to my face. my wife and I went out to a restaurant to celebrate her birthday. my wife and I do not drink often, maybe half dozen times thru the year. while we were waiting for our food we decided to hit the bar and be social. I was enjoying some tv and my wifes company when a drunk younger college kid decided to lose his shit. I was talking to my wife when this kid pushes me ands says that I bumped into him. I began trying to calm down the situation with my personality but they didn't go well lol. he calls me some pretty cool names like cum bucket and goat fucker? then this guy trys to slap me, very bad move. I avoid the slap and crack him on the chin, he stumbles and I just lose my cool and pummel him til he goes to sleep. this is where I get my ass handed to me, turns out his buddy has a really good sucker punch. as I get up to walk away from knocking out the kid I catch I mean fist to my face I didn't see coming. I felt the tooth just shatter and my head getting dizzy. I was able to get some punches in but by then a few guys seperated us. lucky for all of us it involved no cops, me and the wife walked away