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12-01-2012, 06:47 PM

You know you're old when you no longer understand a word they're saying. WTF is gangnam style? What? The? Fuck?

You know you're old when the young'uns exclaim in joy, "So that's how you do it!" when you whip out a pot and put it on the stove to reheat some leftover food.

You know you're old when they start calling you ma'am. You know you're older when they think your sister is your nephew's GRANDMOTHER!! LAUGH'D MY ASS OFF!

**yortbogey** · 12-03-2012, 04:37 PM

when ... a sneezing fit...causes U too fart ...leading U to shitting U'r~self... all while "TRYING" to have sex.....and not wake the baby....

12-03-2012, 10:33 PM

when you cant understand todays fashion and proclaim you will never change your dress sense for the rest of your life... out of principle.

LeeROI · 12-03-2012, 11:27 PM

When you're totally bummed out Metamucil quit making the original texture stuff with honest-to-god sugar.

noyd666 · 12-03-2012, 11:32 PM

when ya keep reading this with smile on ya

because ya know its fukkkkoon true

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12-04-2012, 03:37 PM

LeeROI, have you tried MiraLax? Good stuff.

12-04-2012, 04:34 PM

When your balls start competing with your ass to see who can get closest to the feet.

My balls are winning by a mile.

For the ladies, when the boobs start to compete with the ass to see who can gravitate the furthest from their original position.

The boobs seem to have an unfair advantage.

LeeROI · 12-04-2012, 07:22 PM

The original Metamucil (Sucrose, Psyllium Husk) is still shown on the corporate site but is no longer being sold, AFAIK. I've been on a daily psyllium routine for many years.

I've gone to Walgreen's brand which doesn't dissolve as readily even though they add silica. The dust in the container makes me a little uneasy because OSHA has strict regulations regarding silica dust in the workplace.

MiraLAX contains Polyethylene Glycol 3350. I'll try that if I need an actual laxative, thanks SeaMaiden. [I had been thinking of starting a thread in this forum about this.]

12-04-2012, 07:26 PM

Ah, gotcha! My husband does regular old nasty psyllium husk in his protein 'shakes'.

We had to have our granddaughter on MiraLax for an extended period of time due to her undiagnosed gluten intolerance, which had her very badly, chronically constipated. Took a while after taking her off gluten to get her system really moving again.

herbwarrior420 · 12-29-2012, 11:59 PM

u know u are old when u remember using a rotor dialing phone at home and in the many phone booths

12-01-2012, 06:47 PM	#21
SeaMaiden Guest Posts: n/a	You know you're old when you no longer understand a word they're saying. WTF is gangnam style? What? The? Fuck? You know you're old when the young'uns exclaim in joy, "So that's how you do it!" when you whip out a pot and put it on the stove to reheat some leftover food. You know you're old when they start calling you ma'am. You know you're older when they think your sister is your nephew's GRANDMOTHER!! LAUGH'D MY ASS OFF!
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12-03-2012, 04:37 PM	#22
yortbogey To Have More ... Desire Less Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,983	when ... a sneezing fit...causes U too fart ...leading U to shitting U'r~self... all while "TRYING" to have sex.....and not wake the baby.... __________________ i got a river for a soul... Darlin' I'm a nightmare... Dressed like a daydream~~~
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12-03-2012, 10:33 PM	#23
komodod Guest Posts: n/a	when you cant understand todays fashion and proclaim you will never change your dress sense for the rest of your life... out of principle.
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12-03-2012, 11:27 PM	#24
LeeROI Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 433	When you're totally bummed out Metamucil quit making the original texture stuff with honest-to-god sugar.
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12-03-2012, 11:32 PM	#25
noyd666 OUTLAWS GREEN ROOMS. Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: blowing in the wind. Posts: 23,840	oldy. when ya keep reading this with smile on ya because ya know its fukkkkoon true.
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12-04-2012, 03:37 PM	#26
SeaMaiden Guest Posts: n/a	LeeROI, have you tried MiraLax? Good stuff.
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12-04-2012, 04:34 PM	#27
OrganicOzarks Guest Posts: n/a	When your balls start competing with your ass to see who can get closest to the feet. My balls are winning by a mile. For the ladies, when the boobs start to compete with the ass to see who can gravitate the furthest from their original position. The boobs seem to have an unfair advantage.
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12-04-2012, 07:22 PM	#28
LeeROI Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 433	The original Metamucil (Sucrose, Psyllium Husk) is still shown on the corporate site but is no longer being sold, AFAIK. I've been on a daily psyllium routine for many years. I've gone to Walgreen's brand which doesn't dissolve as readily even though they add silica. The dust in the container makes me a little uneasy because OSHA has strict regulations regarding silica dust in the workplace. MiraLAX contains Polyethylene Glycol 3350. I'll try that if I need an actual laxative, thanks SeaMaiden. [I had been thinking of starting a thread in this forum about this.]
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12-04-2012, 07:26 PM	#29
SeaMaiden Guest Posts: n/a	Ah, gotcha! My husband does regular old nasty psyllium husk in his protein 'shakes'. We had to have our granddaughter on MiraLax for an extended period of time due to her undiagnosed gluten intolerance, which had her very badly, chronically constipated. Took a while after taking her off gluten to get her system really moving again.
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12-29-2012, 11:59 PM	#30
herbwarrior420 Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 64	u know u are old when u remember using a rotor dialing phone at home and in the many phone booths
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