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Forum: Toker's Den 03-11-2010, 07:20 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,862
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Student who works from home and getting a part...

Student who works from home and getting a part time job because I enjoy being productive and contributing.

Never been high before/at work or school. Never late to work. Never tardy for class.
...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-11-2010, 07:01 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,862
Posted By iSmokeTrees
None of you must have ever owned a business and...

None of you must have ever owned a business and had to deal with bullshit like his. Sorry, if you skip work to get high, you are lazy, there is no denying it.

I mean, no one he could have waited...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-11-2010, 06:43 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,862
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Ya and what job lets you call up on the spot and...

Ya and what job lets you call up on the spot and say "I'm not coming to work, I think I'll go outside and get high?" Most work places require 2+ weeks notice to take a vacation/personal day.

I...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-11-2010, 04:36 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 5,348
Posted By iSmokeTrees
If the police were "scaremongering" he wouldn't...

If the police were "scaremongering" he wouldn't have drugs on him to begin with because... he would be scared. He knew they were illegal, that is why he tried to swallow them, not the law's fault.
...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-11-2010, 06:49 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 5,348
Posted By iSmokeTrees
don't want to watch the video, but why didn't...

don't want to watch the video, but why didn't they try to pull the bag out of his mouth?
Forum: Pets and Animals 03-10-2010, 10:40 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,758
Posted By iSmokeTrees
I'm amazed I'm the first to ask what the fuck are...

I'm amazed I'm the first to ask what the fuck are you doing walking a cat with a harness? Are you an 80 year old woman that smells like urine?
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 08:33 PM
Replies: 260
Views: 10,748
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Thank you for your service and that is a top rate...

Thank you for your service and that is a top rate macgyver roll.
Forum: Medicinal Cannabis Forum 03-10-2010, 08:24 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,146
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Don't turn your back on doctors and modern...

Don't turn your back on doctors and modern medicine. It seems like they are just tossing pills at you but medicine is like everything in life, trial and error. They have to find something that...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 08:05 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 788
Posted By iSmokeTrees
They are expensive but they are damn nice, smell...

They are expensive but they are damn nice, smell proof, waterproof.

that and I like supporting businesses that are down and cater to us (https://www.mvessel.com/)

I have 1 of the large, 2 of a...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 07:13 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 788
Posted By iSmokeTrees
I use old prescription bottles.

I use old prescription bottles.
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 06:19 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 656
Posted By iSmokeTrees
It is basically Rome but less story and (good)...

It is basically Rome but less story and (good) acting and more action.
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 03:59 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,355
Posted By iSmokeTrees
So does Corey Feldman give the eulogy?

So does Corey Feldman give the eulogy?
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 03:57 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 7,589
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Nate McMillan is like 6'4" so I'm calling...

Nate McMillan is like 6'4" so I'm calling bullshit, because 6'4" isn't towering.
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 03:32 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,054
Posted By iSmokeTrees
good post, but to be honest, it baffles me people...

good post, but to be honest, it baffles me people already don't know this stuff.

To expand on not skipping meals, I'd say don't skip meals during the day and then binge eat at night, it's one of...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 08:02 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 8,931
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Sorry but this isn't the dark ages and we aren't...

Sorry but this isn't the dark ages and we aren't serfs. We can read and write and that is the most important tool of all. If this technology was for real and has existed for 100 years, the people...
Forum: The Munchie Mansion 03-10-2010, 07:53 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,180
Posted By iSmokeTrees
I like california pizza kitchen and digiorno...

I like california pizza kitchen and digiorno frozen pizzas.
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 07:46 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 8,931
Posted By iSmokeTrees
I can read fast and what makes you think I...

I can read fast and what makes you think I haven't read this story before, every year, forever.




How can you even bother continue to read an argument after this statement. Seriously.
...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 07:27 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 8,931
Posted By iSmokeTrees
I love how you conspiracy nuts make new names to...

I love how you conspiracy nuts make new names to post with so people don't pre-judge your "scientific" argument.

Perpetual energy, oh ya totally invented 100 years ago, but they don't want us to...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 02:48 AM
Replies: 260
Views: 10,748
Posted By iSmokeTrees
To quote the Reverend Smalls...

To quote the Reverend Smalls (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-gvIeNWAPo)
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 02:38 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,926
Posted By iSmokeTrees
only if they are illegal like heroin. I've...

only if they are illegal like heroin.

I've read that snack foods/fast food etc "layer" flavors so your palette doesn't get tired and you don't quit eating. You can't sue them because they...
Forum: Computers 03-10-2010, 01:40 AM
Replies: 454
Views: 14,908
Posted By iSmokeTrees
This is why a majority of the world hates macs...

This is why a majority of the world hates macs and mac users. PC users never tried to harass people to switch machines. Then apple makes all these stupid fucking commercials with that kid from my...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 01:27 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,926
Posted By iSmokeTrees
They only have signs posted on the drive thru...

They only have signs posted on the drive thru window, at every register, and on the menu that say "NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST."

By law prepared, taxable food doesn't even have...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 01:12 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,745
Posted By iSmokeTrees
those are stripper shoes, not high heels.

those are stripper shoes, not high heels.
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2010, 12:49 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,745
Posted By iSmokeTrees
DONE...

DONE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A#t=1m50s)

although, I can think of some other things I'd rather have blown...

...well, only really one thing.
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 11:14 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,745
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Oh ya, women are vain and do it solely for looks....

Oh ya, women are vain and do it solely for looks. Gives the woman an appearance of longer legs, more defined calves, and smaller feet. Shortens the stride to a more sexy-temptress gait and forces...
Forum: Marijuana Strains and Breeding 03-09-2010, 10:57 PM
Replies: 632
Views: 115,510
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Sad thing is people from ohio give me negative...

Sad thing is people from ohio give me negative rep for that comment a month later.

It just reaffirms the belief people from ohio are inbred morons. You have to be completely socially inept to not...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 10:43 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,217
Posted By iSmokeTrees
oh yes...

oh yes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUw8cN6R8o0)
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 10:05 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 914
Posted By iSmokeTrees
seven eleven is pretty sweet too, I thought this...

seven eleven is pretty sweet too, I thought this thread was about that.
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 08:35 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,054
Posted By iSmokeTrees
My bad, misread. To be honest I can taste...

My bad, misread. To be honest I can taste anything that enters my blood stream, from saline salt water to morphine. Most doctor's I've told are surprised and have never had a patient say that they...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 05:30 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,217
Posted By iSmokeTrees
https://i50.tinypic.com/33xwirt.jpg

https://i50.tinypic.com/33xwirt.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 05:22 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,217
Posted By iSmokeTrees
I thought you were the girl of my dreams... till...

I thought you were the girl of my dreams... till you said He-Man.

It's Masters of the Universe dude. :D
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 04:59 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,745
Posted By iSmokeTrees
I always thought demon and woman were just...

I always thought demon and woman were just synonymous. I guess that's just "crazy bitch." :laughing:
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 04:57 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,745
Posted By iSmokeTrees
What the fuck is a wemon?

What the fuck is a wemon?
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 04:06 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,054
Posted By iSmokeTrees
This sounds like b.s. for a few reasons. 1. ...

This sounds like b.s. for a few reasons.

1. Good cocaine is the fucking shit.
2. If you snorted cocaine, it would numb your nose, and you aren't smelling much. 70% of taste is smell.
...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 03:50 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,745
Posted By iSmokeTrees
I've spent far too much time in hospitals and I...

I've spent far too much time in hospitals and I can say without a doubt I have never, never seen a nurse or doctor wearing high heels. They have to be able to move fast and maneuver, you know, to...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 07:26 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,926
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Are you kidding me? The guy sat around on his...

Are you kidding me? The guy sat around on his ass eating big macs and chugging cokes. He admittedly ate till he threw up, which you could do eating any food if you stuff yourself too much. The guy...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 06:44 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,926
Posted By iSmokeTrees
You are yet to quote a single source and the...

You are yet to quote a single source and the moment I bring up actual evidence to go against your claim, you just dismiss it. No one forced you to eat all those cheeseburgers randy bo bandy, so quit...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 06:36 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,926
Posted By iSmokeTrees
This whole idea that unhealthy eating habits and...

This whole idea that unhealthy eating habits and obese people are costing anyone money is a flat out lie.

A Dutch study two years ago found that it costs MORE MONEY to keep a healthy person alive...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2010, 01:44 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,150
Posted By iSmokeTrees
So she gave the wheel to her ex-husband as she...

So she gave the wheel to her ex-husband as she was driving to meet her boyfriend.

What the fuck is the ex-husband doing there?
Forum: Toker's Den 03-08-2010, 07:55 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 865
Posted By iSmokeTrees
ALL YE NON BELIEVERS GO BACK TO SLEEP. IT'S NOT...

ALL YE NON BELIEVERS GO BACK TO SLEEP. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE YET TO BE AWOKEN. TAKE THE RED PILL BRO. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
Forum: Toker's Den 03-08-2010, 06:47 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,467
Posted By iSmokeTrees
SC2 beta was cracked for single player with good,...

SC2 beta was cracked for single player with good, working AI.

learn 2 google
Forum: Toker's Den 03-08-2010, 06:40 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 865
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Bill Gates turns on weather machine, kills 51 in Turkey, wtf is with all these quakes

Bill Gates has just been beating off in a corner playing with his weather machine (check the patents dude).

Now he took out Turkey this time, after decimating Haiti and Chile.

WHEN WILL HE...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-08-2010, 06:28 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 13,938
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Incredibowl people were in vegas for some trade...

Incredibowl people were in vegas for some trade show all last week but now that they are back I finally have mine ordered and am just now waiting for it to get here. Purple for me.

If you're a...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-08-2010, 07:30 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,926
Posted By iSmokeTrees
You should cast a curse on mcdonalds for being so...

You should cast a curse on mcdonalds for being so evil!

I mean, it's not like they offer the nutritional information for all the food they serve. I bet they force people to eat it and get fat!
...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-08-2010, 06:10 AM
Replies: 260
Views: 10,748
Posted By iSmokeTrees
If the thread name is talking about roll game,...

If the thread name is talking about roll game, then what you are rolling is irrelevant. Rolling a J or a blunt.

Don't playa hate, celebrate, and respect every man's roll for it is what he's got.
Forum: Toker's Den 03-08-2010, 02:13 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 607
Posted By iSmokeTrees
He thinks my weed smells bad

So my girlfriend needs a ride across town for a school project. She is asking people with no luck, so I tell her to offer people a bag of weed for help. Her one friend replies "I'm down like the...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-07-2010, 07:02 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 773
Posted By iSmokeTrees
GET MY DJ OUTTA JAIL

GET MY DJ OUTTA JAIL
Forum: Toker's Den 03-07-2010, 06:17 PM
Replies: 5,979
Views: 931,333
Posted By iSmokeTrees
saw this pic and made me think of this haha ...

saw this pic and made me think of this haha

https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyso9a6MKy1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg
Forum: Pets and Animals 03-07-2010, 05:47 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 14,732
Posted By iSmokeTrees
My old doggy used to love to get high. The first...

My old doggy used to love to get high. The first time he got high I was lying on the couch and he was lying next to me. Five minutes after we toked my dog gets up, walks into the kitchen, I hear...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-06-2010, 08:30 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 7,589
Posted By iSmokeTrees
Let me guess, Obama rolled it?

Let me guess, Obama rolled it?
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