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Forum: Toker's Den 01-06-2013, 11:35 PM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,827
Posted By avant gardener
apparently you can't make jokes about fucking...

apparently you can't make jokes about fucking children in this thread without the mods getting their panties in a bunch. tough fucking crowd. anyways...


Little Johnny catches his father opening...
Forum: Grow Room Safety 01-05-2013, 11:47 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 8,489
Posted By avant gardener
ugh. there's a healthy dose of reality. really...

ugh. there's a healthy dose of reality. really sorry to hear that. now had it been glaucoma, i know something that helps with that.

...


anyway i sprung for $30 for a couple pairs of those...
Forum: Growroom Designs & Equipment 01-05-2013, 11:10 PM
Replies: 2,093
Views: 421,059
Posted By avant gardener
1. pulling a thicker wire (and putting in a...

1. pulling a thicker wire (and putting in a bigger circuit breaker) will give you more ampacity, but in itself it won't let you run 240. the difference between 240 and 120 is that 120 has 1 hot, 1...
Forum: Growroom Designs & Equipment 01-05-2013, 09:55 PM
Replies: 2,093
Views: 421,059
Posted By avant gardener
one more small thing. make sure that white wire...

one more small thing. make sure that white wire isn't shared with any other circuits, e.g. if it belongs to a 3-wire or is pigtailed to another circuit in a box along the line. neutrals are often...
Forum: Cuttings & Propagation Techniques 01-05-2013, 01:24 PM
Replies: 5,630
Views: 613,668
Posted By avant gardener
always with the questions. what's that...

always with the questions.



what's that mesh? whatever it is, it looks like it's about 2" squares. do you (or your friend) have to cut it off the plants at harvest or can you pull it through? i...
Forum: Grow Room Safety 01-05-2013, 11:23 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 8,489
Posted By avant gardener
dood. their website is a fucking riot. i...

dood.
their website is a fucking riot.
i don't care if i go blind now.
at least i'm smiling.
Forum: Grow Room Safety 01-05-2013, 01:01 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 8,489
Posted By avant gardener
the price is right. can you furnish any more...

the price is right. can you furnish any more info?


hydrogalaxy has lumii glasses for $15 shipped. i don't know if they're any good, but they sure look goofy as hell.
...
Forum: Toker's Den 01-04-2013, 02:17 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 500
Posted By avant gardener
you'll see the us dollar devalued before the peso...

you'll see the us dollar devalued before the peso gets a favorable exchange rate.

but i hear what you're saying.
k+ from one dirt poor farmer to another.
Forum: Growroom Designs & Equipment 01-03-2013, 12:52 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 363
Posted By avant gardener
did you just slide them into the duct or did you...

did you just slide them into the duct or did you do something special to mount them?
Forum: Toker's Den 01-03-2013, 12:50 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 500
Posted By avant gardener
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...?

do you remember when the exchange rate was ridiculous and new yorkers used to head to montreal because decent indoor was almost as cheap as mexican brick pack? i know i do.
Forum: Computers 01-03-2013, 12:45 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 848
Posted By avant gardener
what's your operating system? and how do you...

what's your operating system?
and how do you feel about cracks and wares?
cs5 and lower are easy to pirate with OSX.
don't know about 6 or windows or linux.

anyway what are you using it for? if...
Forum: Toker's Den 01-03-2013, 12:36 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,851
Posted By avant gardener
shit like this makes me wish that woody guthrie's...

shit like this makes me wish that woody guthrie's guitar really could kill fascists.
Forum: Growroom Designs & Equipment 01-03-2013, 12:32 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 363
Posted By avant gardener
booster fan noise

my room was getting a little warm, so i put a booster at the end of the line to help pull the air that the can fan at the front is pushing.
the damn thing is deafeningly noisy.

it's definitely...
Forum: Growroom Designs & Equipment 01-03-2013, 12:12 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 748
Posted By avant gardener
you'll hear folks tell you that any pinhole of...

you'll hear folks tell you that any pinhole of light will hermie your plants and wreck your grow. my experience doesn't bear that out though. there's pinholes of light that enters my room through the...
Forum: Cuttings & Propagation Techniques 01-02-2013, 10:42 PM
Replies: 5,630
Views: 613,668
Posted By avant gardener
the mites are easy to deal with. just dip and...

the mites are easy to deal with. just dip and quarantine your cuttings like you ought to do with ANY new material. if memory serves, they'll even dip them for you upon request.

as for selling...
Forum: Growroom Designs & Equipment 01-02-2013, 10:31 PM
Replies: 2,093
Views: 421,059
Posted By avant gardener
post pictures if you're able. and tell us where...

post pictures if you're able.
and tell us where in the world you are.
Forum: Growing in Greenhouses 01-02-2013, 03:29 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 704
Posted By avant gardener
the title i was thinking of is ball redbook. ...

the title i was thinking of is ball redbook.
apparently it's the gold standard in commercial horticulture.
Forum: Growing in Greenhouses 01-01-2013, 07:53 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 704
Posted By avant gardener
greenhouse primer

can anyone recommend a good greenhouse 101 text?
there's definitely a definitive one.
the name escapes me right now though.

i don't need it to be cannabis specific either.
good practices are...
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 01-01-2013, 07:09 PM
Replies: 213
Views: 58,118
Posted By avant gardener
5 years tops. and then a villa overlooking the...

5 years tops.
and then a villa overlooking the pacific in chile.
Forum: Cuttings & Propagation Techniques 01-01-2013, 06:54 PM
Replies: 5,630
Views: 613,668
Posted By avant gardener
no porn from me today, but i just wanted to...

no porn from me today,
but i just wanted to say thanks to everyone for keeping it real 366 days last year.
2013 is going to be epic.
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 12-31-2012, 12:14 PM
Replies: 213
Views: 58,118
Posted By avant gardener
or rolling thunder. i can grab one mad cheap, ...

or rolling thunder.
i can grab one mad cheap,
but the only review i can get is from the dude trying to sell it to me.
help.
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 12-30-2012, 02:42 PM
Replies: 2,580
Views: 822,014
Posted By avant gardener
i dry at 50°F / 50% rh. when the stems snap, i...

i dry at 50°F / 50% rh.
when the stems snap, i trim and jar.
i wait 3 days and burp overnight at the same 50/50.
afterwords i burp every three days or so for an hour at 60/40.
do that 4 or 5...
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 12-30-2012, 10:40 AM
Replies: 2,580
Views: 822,014
Posted By avant gardener
FA—ZOW!!! ...

FA—ZOW!!!

https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=37873&pictureid=988348

and that's all she wrote.
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 12-30-2012, 10:38 AM
Replies: 2,580
Views: 822,014
Posted By avant gardener
ok gang. so here's my foolproof dry & cure...

ok gang.
so here's my foolproof dry & cure method.
i'm pretty sure you have all this stuff laying around the house already.
ready? go!



1. nice looking flowers
...
Forum: Grow Room Safety 12-30-2012, 10:18 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 8,489
Posted By avant gardener
HID vision concerns. how do you handle yours?

looking at these damn HID lights is hell on your eyesight. i don't use MH (which they tell me are the worst), but when i wind up looking directly at one of those HPS, even if it's only for a second,...
Forum: Grow Room Safety 12-30-2012, 10:05 AM
Replies: 98
Views: 16,161
Posted By avant gardener
bet they didn't break in while dude was home...

bet they didn't break in while dude was home though.




think we know who jacked the OP.
durr.
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 12-30-2012, 09:55 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,354
Posted By avant gardener
fuck it. i think i need to snatch the damn thing...

fuck it. i think i need to snatch the damn thing up.

even if it doesn't work for my purposes, i'm pretty sure i can rent it out on CL for a bit and then flip it for what i paid. even if i don't...
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 12-30-2012, 03:13 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,354
Posted By avant gardener
rolling thunder trimmer

so these gadgets retail for $15 large.

i can pick up a barely used 2010 model for roughly what i'd pay my trimmers for a single grow. dude says he's downsizing. it seems like a pretty good deal.
...
Forum: Growroom Designs & Equipment 12-29-2012, 05:15 AM
Replies: 2,093
Views: 421,059
Posted By avant gardener
if you bought them from a retail establishment,...

if you bought them from a retail establishment, you ought to be able to return them with little trouble. if you bought them on the street, hopefully you got them cheap enough that the hit won't be...
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 12-29-2012, 02:52 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,569
Posted By avant gardener
anyone used the rolling thunder? i can pick...

anyone used the rolling thunder?

i can pick one of these up for roughly the same as what i pay my trimmers for a single grow. that's appealing, but that old truism about things that look too good...
Forum: Toker's Den 12-29-2012, 12:41 AM
Replies: 1,180
Views: 82,479
Posted By avant gardener
you know you're a grower when your old lady gets...

you know you're a grower when your old lady gets you a fancy shmancy $150 watering can for xmas...

https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=37873&pictureid=989599

...and it's just what you...
Forum: Growroom Designs & Equipment 12-28-2012, 10:12 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,242
Posted By avant gardener
ok. couple things. first off, you mention an...

ok. couple things.

first off, you mention an outside wall. you don't mention what kind of wire that you were planning on, but if it's going to be outside or in another wet location, you can't use...
Forum: Toker's Den 12-28-2012, 01:35 AM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,827
Posted By avant gardener
a man is convicted of cultivating cannabis. he is...

a man is convicted of cultivating cannabis. he is in court for sentencing.

the judge asks him, "is there anything you'd like to say before i pronounce sentence?"

the man says, "i have one...
Forum: Toker's Den 12-27-2012, 04:55 PM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,827
Posted By avant gardener
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and...

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in...
Forum: Toker's Den 12-27-2012, 04:49 PM
Replies: 3,598
Views: 592,975
Posted By avant gardener
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/cat-s...

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/cat-saturday-71.jpg?w=500&h=656

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/cat-saturday-151.jpg?w=499&h=321
...
Forum: Cuttings & Propagation Techniques 12-27-2012, 04:31 PM
Replies: 5,630
Views: 613,668
Posted By avant gardener
know those mormon kids who knock on your door...

know those mormon kids who knock on your door from time to time trying to sell you their fairy tale? well they told me to stockpile canned goods for the apocalypse. i took that shit to heart.
Forum: Cuttings & Propagation Techniques 12-26-2012, 11:54 PM
Replies: 5,630
Views: 613,668
Posted By avant gardener
welcome aboard. i think that entitles...

welcome aboard.



i think that entitles you to give it a name if you like.
Forum: Seedbay 12-26-2012, 03:19 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 6,172
Posted By avant gardener
i'd like immunity from prosecution. otherwise a...

i'd like immunity from prosecution.
otherwise a double bourbon is fine.
or a fancy watering can.
Forum: Toker's Den 12-26-2012, 03:12 PM
Replies: 6,519
Views: 136,800
Posted By avant gardener
i am the eggman

i am the eggman
Forum: Toker's Den 12-26-2012, 01:21 PM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,827
Posted By avant gardener
a young guy gets out of prison. after months of...

a young guy gets out of prison. after months of trying in vain to find work, he lands a job at a trucking company.

before his first day on the road, the boss gives him a little talk.
"i'm...
Forum: Cannabis Infirmary 12-26-2012, 08:30 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,477
Posted By avant gardener
you should give the beans some catchy sounding...

you should give the beans some catchy sounding and utterly uninformative name—christmas switch or kandy kane kush or something like that. next, write an effusive and unbelievable review of the...
Forum: Cuttings & Propagation Techniques 12-26-2012, 08:20 AM
Replies: 5,630
Views: 613,668
Posted By avant gardener
happy xmas gang. may your pantries be filled...

happy xmas gang.
may your pantries be filled with holiday cheer.

https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=37873&pictureid=988348
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 12-24-2012, 01:44 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,569
Posted By avant gardener
:yeahthats couldn't have said it better...

:yeahthats

couldn't have said it better myself.
you sir (or madam), are my new hero.
Forum: Toker's Den 12-23-2012, 05:51 PM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,827
Posted By avant gardener
a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street...

a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a boy about 12 years old walking across the street.

the priest says, "hey rabbi, what do you say we go fuck that little kid?"
...
Forum: Nutrients and Fertilizers 12-23-2012, 04:04 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,973
Posted By avant gardener
this outfit smells like a sham to me. overpriced...

this outfit smells like a sham to me. overpriced dry nutes.

first off, i'm terribly skeptical of any 1-part nutrient. how the hell are you going tweak it to get higher relative N in veg and higher...
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 12-23-2012, 03:48 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,569
Posted By avant gardener
oh yeah. i've seen this. it's the one that goofy...

oh yeah. i've seen this. it's the one that goofy dude with the dreadlocks who dresses in that ridiculous napoleon outfit sells.

does it trim dry?
Forum: Cannabis Harvesting & Processing 12-22-2012, 11:04 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,569
Posted By avant gardener
how do you hold it after you cut off your fingers?

how do you hold it after you cut off your fingers?
Forum: Indoor Grows - Hydro 12-22-2012, 10:33 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,001
Posted By avant gardener
you've already got it. do you want to constantly...

you've already got it. do you want to constantly be waging that battle? even if you can stay viable for a long time, why put yourself through the trouble?



six of one, half dozen of the other...
Forum: Indoor Grows - Hydro 12-21-2012, 03:55 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,001
Posted By avant gardener
def less mums. there's no reason a handful...

def less mums.

there's no reason a handful of properly managed mothers shouldn't provide you with more than enough cuttings for any sized dwc hobby grow.

and another thing. you really don't...
Forum: Growroom Lighting 12-21-2012, 03:31 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,491
Posted By avant gardener
if you use a relay, you can get away with using a...

if you use a relay, you can get away with using a shitty $10 timer for the trigger. i have mine set up that way. i've found that having components combined makes things considerably more troublesome...
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