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Search: Posts Made By: Midnite Toker
Forum: Toker's Den 03-28-2018, 01:04 PM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 03-21-2018, 12:08 AM
Replies: 2,652
Views: 161,395
Posted By Midnite Toker
I sort of think, therefore I sort of am.....

I sort of think, therefore I sort of am.....
Forum: Toker's Den 02-17-2018, 01:43 AM
Replies: 410
Views: 47,554
Posted By Midnite Toker
PANAMA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2r8qpf2Paw

"Reach down, between my legs......ease the seat back"

Panama!
Forum: Toker's Den 02-06-2018, 12:01 AM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 94,060
Posted By Midnite Toker
I haven't been able to give you rep for about 4...

I haven't been able to give you rep for about 4 years! You must spread it around, ect.....
Forum: Toker's Den 01-28-2018, 04:58 PM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 01-25-2018, 03:06 PM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 94,060
Posted By Midnite Toker
Whenever I feel a tit I feel good. Or is it I...

Whenever I feel a tit I feel good. Or is it I feel well?:biggrin:
Forum: Toker's Den 01-23-2018, 06:11 PM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Well Wishes 01-20-2018, 03:00 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 7,467
Posted By Midnite Toker
It's always accidental with prescription drugs. ...

It's always accidental with prescription drugs. Dammit Tom, you should of stuck to Wildflowers.:frown:
Forum: Toker's Den 01-08-2018, 07:36 PM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
if you hurl, and I catch a whiff of it, man.. I'm...

if you hurl, and I catch a whiff of it, man.. I'm gonna spew.......
Forum: Toker's Den 01-08-2018, 02:48 AM
Replies: 1,417
Views: 38,985
Posted By Midnite Toker
"Golden Country, your face is so red, with all of...

"Golden Country, your face is so red, with all of your money your poor could be fed"(REO Speedwagon)
Forum: Toker's Den 01-05-2018, 06:56 PM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,816
Posted By Midnite Toker
My cousin has two tickets for the 2018 SUPER...

My cousin has two tickets for the 2018 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them that it was going to be on the same day as his...
Forum: Toker's Den 12-19-2017, 05:21 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,652
Posted By Midnite Toker
:shucks:Thrown out there now as a distraction. ...

:shucks:Thrown out there now as a distraction. From what?:dunno: Better check page 12 in the morning.......
~mT
Forum: Toker's Den 12-14-2017, 03:21 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,818
Posted By Midnite Toker
:laughing: Your post brings to mind the 2016...

:laughing: Your post brings to mind the 2016 word of the year, "surreal" What pray tell, will 2018 bring? ~mT
Forum: Toker's Den 12-08-2017, 06:27 PM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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:woohoo:https://i.pinimg.com/736x/35/e5/9e/35e59e6bc17aeee8aeb0c34d1f1bfbf0--gifts-for-christmas-christmas-humor.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 11-24-2017, 06:06 PM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPBZQkbUMAEbGpH.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 11-17-2017, 04:18 AM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 09-19-2017, 01:59 AM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 09-05-2017, 02:24 AM
Replies: 689
Views: 125,507
Posted By Midnite Toker
Sweet, Brother! Ace High!!:biggrin:

Sweet, Brother! Ace High!!:biggrin:
Forum: Toker's Den 08-31-2017, 02:15 AM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Chimera Genetics / Breeders Retail 08-31-2017, 01:36 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 16,167
Posted By Midnite Toker
:thinking: Instead of "road-kill" skunk we would...

:thinking: Instead of "road-kill" skunk we would have "O.G. kill" skunk! close enough to the truth!:biggrin:

Seriously, good luck with this, I'd love to see skunk make a come back. ~mT
Forum: Toker's Den 08-31-2017, 01:17 AM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 08-16-2017, 12:33 AM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 08-08-2017, 12:31 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,928
Posted By Midnite Toker
'cause I speak of the pompitous of love!:dance013:

'cause I speak of the pompitous of love!:dance013:
Forum: Toker's Den 08-07-2017, 10:57 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,928
Posted By Midnite Toker
Some people used to call me Maurice:tiphat:

Some people used to call me Maurice:tiphat:
Forum: Toker's Den 08-06-2017, 04:52 PM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 08-03-2017, 04:28 AM
Replies: 2,652
Views: 161,395
Posted By Midnite Toker
Sorry, not my poem:) It's Bob Dylan, Highway 61...

Sorry, not my poem:) It's Bob Dylan, Highway 61 revisited! Johnny Winter took it from him and now owns it for all eternity!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yclRjptWlW8
Forum: Toker's Den 08-03-2017, 12:00 AM
Replies: 2,652
Views: 161,395
Posted By Midnite Toker
I have 48 red white and blue shoe strings and a...

I have 48 red white and blue shoe strings and a thousand telephones that will not ring....Tell me where I can get rid of these things?
:rtfo:
Forum: Toker's Den 08-02-2017, 05:10 AM
Replies: 410
Views: 47,554
Posted By Midnite Toker
:whistling: We use to sing this song when we were...

:whistling: We use to sing this song when we were kids. I was just singing it in the shower!

I've been working on the railroad :)

I've been working on the railroad
All the live long day
I've...
Forum: Toker's Den 07-20-2017, 10:45 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 756
Posted By Midnite Toker
Check the golf course first, then the casinos,...

Check the golf course first, then the casinos, then the strip joints!:biggrin:
Forum: Toker's Den 07-20-2017, 10:27 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 756
Posted By Midnite Toker
Go, O.J. Go! (to hell, you piece of shit):moon: ...

Go, O.J. Go! (to hell, you piece of shit):moon:
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Forum: Toker's Den 07-11-2017, 10:06 PM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,816
Posted By Midnite Toker
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to...

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price....
Forum: Toker's Den 07-04-2017, 12:58 PM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 06-21-2017, 06:56 PM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 06-20-2017, 05:25 AM
Replies: 410
Views: 47,554
Posted By Midnite Toker
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,...

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
Forum: Toker's Den 06-20-2017, 02:34 AM
Replies: 410
Views: 47,554
Posted By Midnite Toker
Behind Blue Eyes

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool
Forum: Toker's Den 06-19-2017, 11:17 PM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 06-19-2017, 01:12 AM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
Happy Father's Day!

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Forum: Toker's Den 06-12-2017, 10:22 PM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,816
Posted By Midnite Toker
You've heard about the new hair salon which...

You've heard about the new hair salon which opened up right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place haven't you? They put up a big old sign, "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIRCUTS!"...
Forum: Toker's Den 06-10-2017, 02:22 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,336
Posted By Midnite Toker
My wife threatened years ago to never leave and...

My wife threatened years ago to never leave and only make my life miserable if I ever fucked up:spank: It's been 37 years and she has kept her word.:witch2:
Seriously, Take care~ mT:tiphat:
Forum: Toker's Den 06-08-2017, 10:49 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 440
Posted By Midnite Toker
What does the future hold? 3D adds popping out...

What does the future hold? 3D adds popping out on your lap? Maybe a stink or odor to get your attention? We will see before long. ~mT
Forum: Toker's Den 06-06-2017, 05:05 AM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 05-30-2017, 04:05 AM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
I was gonna say "HEY! We're talking vaginas...

I was gonna say "HEY! We're talking vaginas here!" Then I realized I was looking at a pussy cat!
Forum: Toker's Den 05-24-2017, 04:42 AM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,816
Posted By Midnite Toker
Post Well sir, this old feller an' is wife was settin'...

Well sir, this old feller an' is wife was settin' on th' porch, an' she said, 'Guess what I'd like t'have?'"....
He said, 'What's that?'
She said, 'A great big bowl of vaniller ice cream with...
Forum: Toker's Den 05-19-2017, 05:04 AM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 94,060
Posted By Midnite Toker
Heil Tweetler Banned finally!

Heil Tweetler
Banned

finally!
Forum: Toker's Den 05-19-2017, 02:31 AM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,816
Posted By Midnite Toker
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets...

Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.:tiphat:
Forum: Toker's Den 05-14-2017, 05:33 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 9,632
Posted By Midnite Toker
Like all, I'm glad you're back! I think it's...

Like all, I'm glad you're back! I think it's Super, man! I want to hear more about "getting caught with a blackjack" and "chasing some fool down the street"! :biggrin:
Forum: Toker's Den 04-20-2017, 03:07 AM
Replies: 5,814
Views: 623,924
Posted By Midnite Toker
No offense but, HEY!! THIS IS THE "FUNNY...

No offense but, HEY!! THIS IS THE "FUNNY PICTURES" THREAD, DUMB-ASS! Thank you:tiphat:
Forum: Toker's Den 04-15-2017, 07:22 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 34,193
Posted By Midnite Toker
DID ALIENS BRING WEED TO PLANET EARTH? ...

DID ALIENS BRING WEED TO PLANET EARTH?


Maybe not but if they really are advanced you know they brought some O.G. "Other Gallaxy" Kush home with them!:dance013:
(and a couple sacks of...
Forum: Toker's Den 04-09-2017, 03:41 AM
Replies: 4,769
Views: 321,816
Posted By Midnite Toker
How come Barbie never gets pregnant? Ken always...

How come Barbie never gets pregnant? Ken always came in a different box....:tiphat:
Forum: Toker's Den 04-01-2017, 12:32 AM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 94,060
Posted By Midnite Toker
Halle Berry is a Goddess!:peacock: ...

Halle Berry is a Goddess!:peacock:
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