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Forum: Hobbies and Interests 10-20-2020, 03:56 PM
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Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
I remember watching a burial when I was about 12...

I remember watching a burial when I was about 12 years old, and wondering why the person in the casket had chosen to die, since being alive was such fun, in comparison to getting buried in a box.
...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 10-18-2020, 11:59 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Frank Zappa reportedly was blessed with an...

Frank Zappa reportedly was blessed with an extremely high IQ, so your avatar picture is appropriate, in my view sir.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 10-18-2020, 05:10 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
But, but I'm immune from the fake virus reported...

But, but I'm immune from the fake virus reported by fake news, and I've never felt better. Matter of fact, I feel so damn good I could just leap off this stage into the mosh pit, and crowd-surf...
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 10-16-2020, 06:08 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 42
Posted By Swamp Thang
Africa's Finest Getting Geared Up

Just saw this picture online. This is a police officer sampling some contraband. Findings will be published later, so the usual suspects can be rounded up and relieved of their stash.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 10-15-2020, 04:40 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Holland is enforcing a major lockdown tonight, so...

Holland is enforcing a major lockdown tonight, so hopefully these numbers will start to go down in the coming days.

This a frigging nightmare that just goes on and on. London is also about to go...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 10-13-2020, 03:45 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Holland is in a bad way from the looks of these...

Holland is in a bad way from the looks of these figures. The death rate there has doubled overnight.
Forum: Marijuana Strains and Breeding 10-12-2020, 06:30 PM
Replies: 7,128
Views: 2,320,066
Posted By Swamp Thang
Dang, Montuno, that plant is out of control, like...

Dang, Montuno, that plant is out of control, like a demented octopus on the rampage, and groping for victims.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 10-07-2020, 11:30 AM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
I would imagine that Amsterdam's canna-cafes are...

I would imagine that Amsterdam's canna-cafes are hurting now, since they are all generally small, enclosed enclaves where customers are packed in cheek-to-jowl, as they blaze up.

Maybe they'll be...
Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 10-06-2020, 06:46 AM
Replies: 367
Views: 51,998
Posted By Swamp Thang
Surprising to see the plants looking so robust...

Surprising to see the plants looking so robust despite the canopy of tree cover above. First rate job as always.
Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 10-03-2020, 02:50 PM
Replies: 2,104
Views: 88,589
Posted By Swamp Thang
Wow, the sheer scale of that legal grow is...

Wow, the sheer scale of that legal grow is astonishing. Canada is light years ahead of most nations on this planet, in so many spheres.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 10-02-2020, 10:29 AM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
You might be right on this. Anyway I've sent a...

You might be right on this. Anyway I've sent a crate of Clorox in as a gesture of solidarity.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 10-02-2020, 08:08 AM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Well, unless this news is an elaborate hoax, our...

Well, unless this news is an elaborate hoax, our man Big Don, and his delectable better half, have both finally joined the ranks of the corona virus infected.

Wishing Big Don all the best, and...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-28-2020, 11:09 AM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Consider yourself very lucky indeed, all things...

Consider yourself very lucky indeed, all things considered. Sounds like you got an E-ticket ride you'll never forget.

You just got a second lease on life. This bud's fer you.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-22-2020, 05:30 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Looks like the fatalities are piling up at the...

Looks like the fatalities are piling up at the rate of about 10 thousand per day, meaning that the official one million mortality mark is about three days away, though it has likely been passed long...
Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 09-21-2020, 09:14 PM
Replies: 367
Views: 51,998
Posted By Swamp Thang
I love this jungle-scape, featuring towering...

I love this jungle-scape, featuring towering trees laden with fearsome buds, looming over the gardener as harvest draws near.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-18-2020, 08:18 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Jeez. Calm down dude. There is so much anger...

Jeez. Calm down dude. There is so much anger and indignation in your writing.

Take a deep breath of some tasty bud, relax, then note that Planet Earth continues to rotate along its ordained...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-18-2020, 05:23 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Herd Mentality has a nice ring to it. I'll have...

Herd Mentality has a nice ring to it. I'll have a Berdger with Convfefe to go with that, please.

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Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-16-2020, 04:40 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
In general I try to steer clear of discussing our...

In general I try to steer clear of discussing our man Big Don, and that is probably why I am still the proud owner of a full set of natural teeth.

That said, Pandora's box was officially open well...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-16-2020, 01:34 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Well, the truth may never be known about this...

Well, the truth may never be known about this question. There is no question that the corona virus was first identified in Wuhan China, where a major bio-weapons facility works in total secrecy. ...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-15-2020, 06:12 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
The sheer tenacity of the Covid virus, that keeps...

The sheer tenacity of the Covid virus, that keeps racking up that body-count despite all the experimental drugs being thrown at it, does suggest that the contagion may indeed be man-made, and...
Forum: Cannabis Botany and Advanced Growing Science 09-15-2020, 06:05 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 19,843
Posted By Swamp Thang
Apologies for digging up this old thread, but I...

Apologies for digging up this old thread, but I decided to do so rather than start a new topic on the same subject.

My first ever indoor start to grow out seedlings from seed, has resulted in...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-13-2020, 05:21 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Looks like in a week or less, the first one...

Looks like in a week or less, the first one MILLION souls will have been claimed by this pandemic. One wonders how many million more lives will be snuffed out, before the contagion burns itself out...
Forum: Ace Seeds 09-08-2020, 01:04 PM
Replies: 3,278
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Posted By Swamp Thang
That looks a lot like Mt. Baldy in the...

That looks a lot like Mt. Baldy in the background. Had some truly hairy drives going up there, on past the village, to ski back when I was a reckless young rascal.

I recall the weather turning...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-08-2020, 12:51 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Not wanting to throw away my vaped bud, I...

Not wanting to throw away my vaped bud, I developed a habit of chewing the slightly brown residue left over after vaping. The effect was very sedative, which worked out great as an evening dose, but...
Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 09-06-2020, 01:06 PM
Replies: 2,104
Views: 88,589
Posted By Swamp Thang
Holy chit ! Sounds like your Spidey senses...

Holy chit ! Sounds like your Spidey senses tingled at the right moment for you to exit stage left in the nick of time.

There'll be a lot of smiling faces over at dispatch today, when the purity of...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-05-2020, 10:37 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Take me to your leader, Norman.

Take me to your leader, Norman.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-05-2020, 08:32 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Sounds like a good time was had by all. By the...

Sounds like a good time was had by all. By the time the dust clears, and this pandemic subsides, the ignoramus and conspiracy theorist population demographic of our beautiful planet will have been...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-03-2020, 11:12 AM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
There is a lot of truth to these words for sure,...

There is a lot of truth to these words for sure, given that Covid is now known to induce some truly bizarre mental afflictions, along with the host of physical attacks launched on the human body by...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 09-01-2020, 01:17 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Perhaps more than a few such adventurous souls...

Perhaps more than a few such adventurous souls are simply dying to explore the concept of life after death.

Can't speak for anyone else, but I am in no hurry at all, to try and unravel that...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-31-2020, 08:41 PM
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Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Hearing about a food giveaway in affluent Laguna...

Hearing about a food giveaway in affluent Laguna Hills, of all places, reads like the plot element of a science-fiction movie, as do events on the streets of Portland Oregon, where full tilt civil...
Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 08-30-2020, 06:09 AM
Replies: 2,104
Views: 88,589
Posted By Swamp Thang
Very nice looking valley girls on display here...

Very nice looking valley girls on display here from the wild hinterlands of Encino, CP.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-29-2020, 04:06 AM
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Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Sitting here subjecting my dog to some more of my...

Sitting here subjecting my dog to some more of my weak guitar playing, in between hits of some rather tasty lemon weed, I got to thinking, which can on rare occasion be a good thing.

The subject...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-28-2020, 05:22 AM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Our man Big Don probably decided that since his...

Our man Big Don probably decided that since his alter-ego, President "Mad Dog" Bolsonaro of Brazil had no problems making a speedy recovery from Corona virus infection some weeks back, there would be...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-26-2020, 08:05 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
One can understand the call of the open road...

One can understand the call of the open road astride a Harley, the camaraderie of the biker brotherhood, the pleasures of the biker mamas, the lure of a friendly or unfriendly duke-out, and the smell...
Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 08-26-2020, 02:07 AM
Replies: 2,104
Views: 88,589
Posted By Swamp Thang
This glaring omission will need to be corrected...

This glaring omission will need to be corrected next time, to remain in compliance with the new protocol here.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-25-2020, 06:41 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Just one more jab of this magic potion, and one...

Just one more jab of this magic potion, and one more giant zap with the electrodes, and it, it , it, it, its aliiiiive Igor he he he. It is aliiiive.

Now then, help me tie it up so we can be...
Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 08-25-2020, 08:22 AM
Replies: 2,104
Views: 88,589
Posted By Swamp Thang
So kind of you GSX. My butt cheek allocation for...

So kind of you GSX. My butt cheek allocation for the day has been met, and more, much more.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-23-2020, 09:00 AM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
As a pastor's wife in good standing, that lady is...

As a pastor's wife in good standing, that lady is probably privileged to have saved several direct contact speed-dial numbers for the bearded gentlemen relaxing up there amid the cumulo-nimbus cloud...
Forum: Marijuana Strains and Breeding 08-19-2020, 07:06 PM
Replies: 7,128
Views: 2,320,066
Posted By Swamp Thang
Man I am green with envy at your freedom to plant...

Man I am green with envy at your freedom to plant those monsters right at home. Living under weed prohibition can get really tiresome, what with all the sneaking around to grow out in the...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-19-2020, 10:22 AM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Personally I regard discussion forums as dinner...

Personally I regard discussion forums as dinner table conversations that I am privileged to attend, provided that I maintain the prescribed decorum at all times.

If, hypothetically speaking, any...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-15-2020, 07:04 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Sounds like a corollary to The Peter Principle,...

Sounds like a corollary to The Peter Principle, which states that every individual within any hierarchy, will rise to their own level of incompetence, given sufficient time.
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-14-2020, 07:20 AM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Cut him a break for old time's sake,...

Cut him a break for old time's sake, ArmedOldHippy, for we are going through trying times unlike anything history has recorded for a full century, causing people to cherish and renew beliefs that are...
Forum: Marijuana Strains and Breeding 08-13-2020, 05:48 PM
Replies: 7,128
Views: 2,320,066
Posted By Swamp Thang
In all my years I have never heard of seeds...

In all my years I have never heard of seeds taking 5 weeks to germinate. The ones you have that took five weeks to germinate must have been many years old.

I'll have to remember about scuffing...
Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 08-11-2020, 08:07 PM
Replies: 2,104
Views: 88,589
Posted By Swamp Thang
What sort of ground cover have you got growing...

What sort of ground cover have you got growing there LoneWolf ? Is it a legume whose root nodules fix nitrogen in the soil that is then taken up by those monster plants ? Inquiring minds demand to...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-11-2020, 03:05 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Brings to mind a couple of verses from one of my...

Brings to mind a couple of verses from one of my favorite George Jones songs, "Choices", dating way back to The Possum's heyday.

I guess I'm paying
For the things that I have done
If I could go...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-10-2020, 06:15 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
If the Amazon Forest can be referred to as the...

If the Amazon Forest can be referred to as the lungs of planet Earth, Brazilian President Ulcerano qualifies to be called the planet's lung cancer. That man has presided over the slash-and-burn...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-10-2020, 12:19 AM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
I never realized how powerful the swarming and...

I never realized how powerful the swarming and herding instinct can be for humans, until the outbreak of the corona virus that is now well on its way to claiming its first million fatalities...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-03-2020, 02:24 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
I don't think you can just wantonly assume the...

I don't think you can just wantonly assume the title of "bastard" without the mandatory public seal of approval to authenticate that status.

I speak from experience as a recipient of this...
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-02-2020, 08:12 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Felony Possession of an Unregistered Solar...

Felony Possession of an Unregistered Solar Lighting Fixture could very well make entry into the criminal code at some point, if a rash of similar copycat attacks occurs during these uncertain times....
Forum: Hobbies and Interests 08-02-2020, 05:11 PM
Replies: 4,309
Views: 161,093
Posted By Swamp Thang
Ha ha serving up instant LSD trips via water...

Ha ha serving up instant LSD trips via water pistol. Better not let the politicians hear this idea, or they might get ideas.
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