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Forum: Toker's Den 08-14-2018, 08:32 PM
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Posted By Weezard
Not to worry. Through the magic of modern...

Not to worry. Through the magic of modern medicine you will be aware, but not really awake.
They used to use Valium, but are probably using Versed now. Valium will keep you in a "twilight zone" You...
Forum: Toker's Den 08-12-2018, 01:01 AM
Replies: 1,745
Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
That all depends on your local climate mate. ...

That all depends on your local climate mate.
Around here, they a weeds.
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Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 08-04-2018, 11:14 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,667
Posted By Weezard
They Buzzed the Palisades last week.

They Buzzed the Palisades last week.
Forum: Toker's Den 07-11-2018, 10:26 PM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
Hmm. We go to sleep by pretending that we are...

Hmm. We go to sleep by pretending that we are already asleep.
Forum: Toker's Den 06-25-2018, 10:15 PM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
Careful, it's fattening. Don't ask me how I know....

Careful, it's fattening. Don't ask me how I know. :)
Forum: Toker's Den 06-24-2018, 11:40 AM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
Here's a little known factoid; When Frank's...

Here's a little known factoid;
When Frank's son, Ommit was in school, the other kids dubbed him Ommit the vomit.
He tired of that and legally changed his name to Rick.
So, they then called him...
Forum: Toker's Den 06-23-2018, 02:22 AM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
That stink is usually bacterial. The...

That stink is usually bacterial.

The chemical? Sweat, it feeds the bacteria.
Rinse the boots, and wash the feet with rubbing alcohol, or Peroxide.


Aloha,
Weeze
Forum: Toker's Den 06-20-2018, 02:50 AM
Replies: 1,745
Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
What, then, is cheese pie?:yummy:

What, then, is cheese pie?:yummy:
Forum: Toker's Den 06-04-2018, 09:32 PM
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Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
Nope.

Nope.
Forum: Toker's Den 05-28-2018, 09:20 PM
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Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
Not to a professional muddy goat roper. :)

Not to a professional muddy goat roper. :)
Forum: Toker's Den 05-27-2018, 10:19 PM
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Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
volunteer rescue doggy daddy.

volunteer rescue doggy daddy.
Forum: Toker's Den 05-10-2018, 08:23 PM
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Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
Tried to bring my service snake to the airport....

Tried to bring my service snake to the airport. They were not amused. :)
Forum: Toker's Den 05-05-2018, 11:15 PM
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Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
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Forum: Growing in Coco Coir 05-05-2018, 12:02 AM
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Views: 14,742
Posted By Weezard
And a layer of dryer sheets on the soil surface...

And a layer of dryer sheets on the soil surface will prevent infestation.
Have not had one fungus gnat for years now.
Dirt cheap, non-toxic, and very effective.
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Forum: Toker's Den 04-11-2018, 12:00 AM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
Nope, but it's a misdemeanor to put chicken in an...

Nope, but it's a misdemeanor to put chicken in an egg salad. ;)
Forum: Toker's Den 04-08-2018, 10:16 AM
Replies: 4,830
Views: 341,033
Posted By Weezard
WAGE AUDIT BY IRS The IRS suspected a...

WAGE AUDIT BY IRS

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR:"I need a list of your employees...
Forum: Toker's Den 04-08-2018, 03:02 AM
Replies: 1,745
Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
In Australia, they can have a broken arm with the...

In Australia, they can have a broken arm with the bone sticking out and they'll say "put some ice on it mate, fix 'er right up".
So I have to wonder why they don't all move to Antarctica and become...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-23-2018, 08:48 PM
Replies: 4,830
Views: 341,033
Posted By Weezard
"Just found out Viagra treats cancer..." ...

"Just found out Viagra treats cancer..."

Perfect!
Because Fuck cancer!
Forum: Toker's Den 03-16-2018, 04:45 AM
Replies: 798
Views: 149,270
Posted By Weezard
Tells me she probably grows her own. So, she's...

Tells me she probably grows her own.
So, she's a "keeper", yah?:tiphat:
Forum: Toker's Den 03-14-2018, 09:33 PM
Replies: 798
Views: 149,270
Posted By Weezard
Funny, you don't look inbred. :)

Funny, you don't look inbred. :)
Forum: Toker's Den 03-10-2018, 09:49 AM
Replies: 798
Views: 149,270
Posted By Weezard
Strip them all re- roll it into a massive seegar,...

Strip them all re- roll it into a massive seegar, then throw it out.
Forum: Grow Diaries 03-10-2018, 09:48 AM
Replies: 698
Views: 65,555
Posted By Weezard
Around the middle of May at this latitude. ...

Around the middle of May at this latitude.

Aloha,
Weeze
Forum: Toker's Den 03-09-2018, 08:22 PM
Replies: 798
Views: 149,270
Posted By Weezard
Whuddaya mean?

Whuddaya mean?
Forum: Toker's Den 03-05-2018, 05:21 AM
Replies: 4,830
Views: 341,033
Posted By Weezard
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of...

Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them.

He was so delighted with his purchase, he...
Forum: Toker's Den 02-27-2018, 09:35 AM
Replies: 1,336
Views: 128,376
Posted By Weezard
Come visit Australia, they said. No worries,...

Come visit Australia, they said.
No worries, they said.
Forum: Toker's Den 02-18-2018, 03:48 AM
Replies: 1,336
Views: 128,376
Posted By Weezard
The "traffic stop" blew me away.

The "traffic stop" blew me away.
Forum: Toker's Den 02-16-2018, 07:58 PM
Replies: 1,336
Views: 128,376
Posted By Weezard
No need all that fire power. My trunk monkey...

No need all that fire power.
My trunk monkey will defend me jus' fine.

https://youtu.be/Rx6WB5YJia8
Forum: Toker's Den 02-13-2018, 10:06 AM
Replies: 1,336
Views: 128,376
Posted By Weezard
:laughing:

:laughing:
Forum: Toker's Den 02-13-2018, 10:03 AM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
In the beginning, there was the seed. ...

In the beginning,
there was the seed.
Watered by the rivers of our memories as they flowed into one another.
It swelled and sprouted forth. (Or maybe fifth)
And it was good.
Forum: Toker's Den 02-12-2018, 08:40 PM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
It can! Just add patience. All will become...

It can! Just add patience.
All will become clear. Just give it a year.
Forum: Toker's Den 02-12-2018, 07:33 PM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
Time and space are thus enslaved.

Time and space are thus enslaved.
Forum: Toker's Den 02-12-2018, 09:06 AM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
Zackly what it says. 445812 "Gravitational...

Zackly what it says.

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"Gravitational singularity, a region in spacetime in which tidal gravitational forces become infinite. Initial singularity, a hypothesized singularity of infinite...
Forum: Toker's Den 02-12-2018, 02:23 AM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
True, unless you are a singularity.

True, unless you are a singularity.
Forum: Toker's Den 02-10-2018, 08:32 PM
Replies: 1,336
Views: 128,376
Posted By Weezard
They want to weaponize him too.

They want to weaponize him too.
Forum: Toker's Den 02-10-2018, 08:31 PM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
Then, there's dark matter. And that matters,...

Then, there's dark matter.
And that matters, even when there's light.
Forum: Toker's Den 02-10-2018, 09:17 AM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
I think it's more like solidified energy.

I think it's more like solidified energy.
Forum: Toker's Den 02-01-2018, 08:33 PM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
Yes, it's the completion backwards principle. ...

Yes, it's the completion backwards principle.
Which notes that when people kiss, they become a tube with assholes on both ends. :)
Forum: Toker's Den 02-01-2018, 08:26 PM
Replies: 1,336
Views: 128,376
Posted By Weezard
That, or January of 2019. :) :tiphat:

That, or January of 2019. :) :tiphat:
Forum: Toker's Den 01-30-2018, 08:34 PM
Replies: 1,336
Views: 128,376
Posted By Weezard
Or, full size drain, very big rat.

Or, full size drain, very big rat.
Forum: Toker's Den 01-24-2018, 08:07 PM
Replies: 798
Views: 149,270
Posted By Weezard
He planted Cheerios but they never sprouted....

He planted Cheerios but they never sprouted. :tiphat:
Forum: Toker's Den 01-14-2018, 11:04 AM
Replies: 1,745
Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
Aino sked dem.

Aino sked dem.
Forum: Toker's Den 01-14-2018, 12:32 AM
Replies: 1,745
Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
Here, weather is Warm and sunny, with a chance of...

Here, weather is Warm and sunny, with a chance of incoming ballistic missiles. :D
Forum: Toker's Den 01-05-2018, 05:23 AM
Replies: 1,745
Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
OK. But next time cut it into 4 slices. Problem...

OK. But next time cut it into 4 slices.
Problem solved. :)
Forum: Toker's Den 01-02-2018, 11:35 PM
Replies: 1,745
Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.
Forum: Toker's Den 01-02-2018, 01:45 AM
Replies: 1,745
Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
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Forum: Toker's Den 12-31-2017, 11:40 PM
Replies: 1,745
Views: 114,133
Posted By Weezard
Maybe, even, hug 'em a little, :)

Maybe, even, hug 'em a little, :)
Forum: Toker's Den 12-21-2017, 09:08 PM
Replies: 1,336
Views: 128,376
Posted By Weezard
Make rapid pancakes :dance013:

Make rapid pancakes :dance013:
Forum: Toker's Den 12-12-2017, 09:41 AM
Replies: 2,812
Views: 180,989
Posted By Weezard
Then, tape your duck

Then, tape your duck
Forum: Toker's Den 12-04-2017, 09:54 AM
Replies: 1,336
Views: 128,376
Posted By Weezard
:laughing: That uses lint for fuel.

:laughing:

That uses lint for fuel.
Forum: Toker's Den 12-02-2017, 11:30 PM
Replies: 4,830
Views: 341,033
Posted By Weezard
A divorce story. His new girlfriend...

A divorce story.

His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed.
He gave Edith his...
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