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Forum: Cannabis Infirmary 09-09-2009, 04:39 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 7,723
Posted By Verite
If were getting nit-picky then its worth...

If were getting nit-picky then its worth mentioning that Floromite has NOT been approved for food crops. Their only formula approved for anything close is Floromite SC and thats only approved on...
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-09-2009, 04:26 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 975
Posted By Verite
You may think you hold the power but the judge...

You may think you hold the power but the judge can and will excuse you for any reason they like.
Forum: Toker's Den 09-08-2009, 06:25 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,614
Posted By Verite
Seriously its only going to work if you can stop...

Seriously its only going to work if you can stop him from changing stuff and mainly stop him from being stupid enough to give out any info period.

If you have changed the # and made it unlisted...
Forum: Sports and recreation 09-08-2009, 06:19 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,057
Posted By Verite
Were you playing The Carpenters -- Top of the...

Were you playing The Carpenters -- Top of the World?
Forum: Toker's Den 09-08-2009, 06:13 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,288
Posted By Verite
Youre growing and tossing around the idea of...

Youre growing and tossing around the idea of renting a room?

Funny dude .. time to check your sugar levels.
Forum: Toker's Den 09-08-2009, 06:01 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,614
Posted By Verite
Common sense would say to change his phone #...

Common sense would say to change his phone # ASAP, make it unlisted, and only give it out on a need to know basis.

Then get one of those phone systems that only rings when the caller punches in...
Forum: Toker's Den 09-08-2009, 05:47 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,572
Posted By Verite
Imo 10-12 inches a year is enough. More than...

Imo 10-12 inches a year is enough. More than likely instead of getting it to grow faster your going to end up with shit like Seth Brundlefly back hair and Sasquatch crotch.
Forum: Cannabis Infirmary 09-08-2009, 05:19 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 7,723
Posted By Verite
More ????? Why do you need $300 when you can...

More ?????

Why do you need $300 when you can order it for $13?

https://www.midwesthydroponics.com/certified-organic/pest-disease-control/pest-control/monterey-garden-pt.html
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-08-2009, 04:43 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,262
Posted By Verite
Simple answer is no. In the country where the...

Simple answer is no. In the country where the server sits theres nothing we are doing here thats against the law. Law officers must uphold the law which means they arent allowed to demand anything...
Forum: Toker's Den 09-07-2009, 06:55 AM
Replies: 373
Views: 12,149
Posted By Verite
Weird .. BB is on CBS and for the last 10-15...

Weird .. BB is on CBS and for the last 10-15 years our market has the JL telethon on our second ABC channel. What up with that?
Forum: Toker's Den 09-07-2009, 06:42 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,793
Posted By Verite
https://www.maladaptedmedia.com/user/files/britney-...

https://www.maladaptedmedia.com/user/files/britney-spears-bald.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 09-07-2009, 06:38 AM
Replies: 373
Views: 12,149
Posted By Verite
Shes also an idiot. Leave it to her to dream up a...

Shes also an idiot. Leave it to her to dream up a fib about the pandoras box that has everyone else figuring in all of about three minutes that if shes telling the truth that she has voided her...
Forum: Toker's Den 09-07-2009, 06:30 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,572
Posted By Verite
And heres what happened to me when I thought...

And heres what happened to me when I thought about it too much.

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Forum: Toker's Den 09-07-2009, 06:16 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,372
Posted By Verite
I would give zombies home loans like candy and...

I would give zombies home loans like candy and then laugh when the zombie housing market comes crashing down. No sense in us just having all the fun.. its zombie recession time.
...
Forum: Cannabis Infirmary 09-07-2009, 05:59 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 7,723
Posted By Verite
?? You can order the product from all over the...

?? You can order the product from all over the US. Are you in a void?
Forum: Cannabis Infirmary 09-07-2009, 05:56 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,755
Posted By Verite
How fast can thrips travel? When the adults...

How fast can thrips travel?

When the adults have fully functional wings they are probably on every plant or thats the very least you should assume.
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-07-2009, 05:45 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,283
Posted By Verite
Quote: Originally Posted by Verite: ...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Verite:

Owning any fully auto is just plain stupid regardless. To license it you give the ATF full permission to conduct any surprize search of your property at any...
Forum: Toker's Den 09-06-2009, 05:05 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,372
Posted By Verite
I would probably open up a church. ...

I would probably open up a church.

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Forum: Toker's Den 09-06-2009, 04:54 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,039
Posted By Verite
https://media.dorks.com/content/pic/d1082008/lindsa...

https://media.dorks.com/content/pic/d1082008/lindsay_lohan_peed_her_pants.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 09-06-2009, 04:50 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 908
Posted By Verite
I haved lived in a couple cities along the Rhine....

I haved lived in a couple cities along the Rhine. Way too cloudy and wet for my tastes. Spain would be a nice change from that.
Forum: Toker's Den 09-06-2009, 04:39 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,057
Posted By Verite
Funny .. I missed this^ .. but the image I posted...

Funny .. I missed this^ .. but the image I posted was from a Windows version 3.1 back from 1992.

https://www.itwriting.com/images/win311.gif
Forum: Toker's Den 09-06-2009, 04:18 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,708
Posted By Verite
The smoking part doesnt sound half as bad as the...

The smoking part doesnt sound half as bad as the part where you suck the turd out of the frogs butt.

https://www.nataliedee.com/070407/addicted-to-frog.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 09-06-2009, 04:11 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 6,201
Posted By Verite
*ding* What are things you might say at a...

*ding*

What are things you might say at a Gay Buffet.

https://www.thegaybuffet.com/images/gay_buffet_03.jpg
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-06-2009, 03:57 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,179
Posted By Verite
Depends .. is all the high feedback negative?...

Depends .. is all the high feedback negative? Seriously who the hell knows what/who youre dealing with on e-bay. If they dont have a brick-n-mortar storefront, a toll free number to contact them, a...
Forum: Cannabis Infirmary 09-06-2009, 03:34 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 7,723
Posted By Verite
Once you try a product with spinosad in it you...

Once you try a product with spinosad in it you will realize how much time youve wasted with everything else.
Forum: Cannabis Infirmary 09-06-2009, 03:18 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 651
Posted By Verite
A hint of white Fury near the head? ...

A hint of white Fury near the head?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/15/1962PlymouthFuryWhite.jpg/250px-1962PlymouthFuryWhite.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 09-05-2009, 06:01 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,793
Posted By Verite
" These are not the cones youre looking for. " ...

" These are not the cones youre looking for. "

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Forum: Toker's Den 09-05-2009, 05:57 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,039
Posted By Verite
I would have done it exactly the same but my...

I would have done it exactly the same but my sense of humor probably would have signed it " Love, Satan. "

https://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/engrish-funny-lovely-satan.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 09-05-2009, 05:39 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,275
Posted By Verite
Awww ya skeered the OP with all them notes on...

Awww ya skeered the OP with all them notes on punctuation.
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-05-2009, 04:38 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,895
Posted By Verite
I dont really need to read about stuff that...

I dont really need to read about stuff that happens so infrequently that its not reported up here. People from this site [ and many others ] get busted all the time and not ones come back to say...
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 09:10 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,119
Posted By Verite
Man .. here I thought shaving my nuts was a...

Man .. here I thought shaving my nuts was a bitch. Thats some real estate.
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 08:45 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,119
Posted By Verite
Any strange foods? Like the Kick-My-Nuts Doritos...

Any strange foods? Like the Kick-My-Nuts Doritos from Japan?

https://www.japannewbie.com/images/journal/denki_anma/denki_anma.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 08:31 AM
Replies: 313
Views: 19,998
Posted By Verite
Most of these posts seem to all start out the...

Most of these posts seem to all start out the same .. just once I would like to see one end with ..

OMG .. she tasted just like chicken.

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Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 08:22 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,275
Posted By Verite
Hows bout I ask you to pass it there bogart. ...

Hows bout I ask you to pass it there bogart.

https://www.popstarsplus.com/images/HumphreyBogartPicture.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 08:20 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 3,648
Posted By Verite
My fav we called the 'wombat' where we rolled a...

My fav we called the 'wombat' where we rolled a fat joint then reverse-sat on the couch with our backs on the seat and feet hanging over the back. We then passed the joint while trying to watch...
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 08:04 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,275
Posted By Verite
Funny I thought you were talking to me but...

Funny I thought you were talking to me but noticed our post times are the same. Thought you didnt like my of 'singles'.
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 08:02 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 3,648
Posted By Verite
Whaaa-whaaaa-whaaaa-whaaaa-whaaaa ...

Whaaa-whaaaa-whaaaa-whaaaa-whaaaa

https://www.gregspeed.com/family/200012/angela_laughing_gas.jpg
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 07:57 AM
Replies: 373
Views: 12,149
Posted By Verite
I think I have.. ...

I think I have..

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https://goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/chaka-in-land-of-the-lost1.jpg


Shes a...
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 07:52 AM
Replies: 482
Views: 19,182
Posted By Verite
Its the sex magnet egg thats makin everyone...

Its the sex magnet egg thats makin everyone around it want to get 'laid'. That and Mary Anns shimmy-shimmy-coco-puff-shake-n-bake dance.
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-04-2009, 07:47 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,895
Posted By Verite
If it has a title, deed, or lien sure .. if not...

If it has a title, deed, or lien sure .. if not then the creditor is usually screwed. My dad died with thousands in credit card debt that the estate never paid a penny to and no one came after us.
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 07:22 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,119
Posted By Verite
Is he married? [ assuming you verified the pain...

Is he married? [ assuming you verified the pain was in his coinpurse. ]
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 07:20 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,275
Posted By Verite
How come when someone gets slipped a loaded...

How come when someone gets slipped a loaded brownie they get 'sickened' and everyone else that eats them gets high?
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 07:17 AM
Replies: 373
Views: 12,149
Posted By Verite
And why the hell was he trying to tuck the ripped...

And why the hell was he trying to tuck the ripped shirt inbetween the couch cushions he was sitting on?

If any human gets cloned I vote for him so he can one day make love to himself.
Forum: Toker's Den 09-04-2009, 06:39 AM
Replies: 482
Views: 19,182
Posted By Verite
https://www.appelogen.be/wp-content/images/creme_eg...

https://www.appelogen.be/wp-content/images/creme_egg.jpg
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-04-2009, 06:04 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 4,839
Posted By Verite
Youre confusing the $10K handheld units with a...

Youre confusing the $10K handheld units with a helicopter mounted flir for chasing living things in the night. Marijuana erradication with thermal imagers? Because they like to work at night??
...
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-04-2009, 05:53 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,895
Posted By Verite
Then it shouldnt be difficult to find plenty of...

Then it shouldnt be difficult to find plenty of case precedent where peoples estates have been posthumously forfeited to the state for crimes they were never charged with.

I would agree if house...
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-04-2009, 05:14 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,546
Posted By Verite
You dont have to use trust when theres a dozen...

You dont have to use trust when theres a dozen lawyers lined up waiting for anyone to violate anyone elses constitutional rights so they can get a piece of the lawsuit money. Last time I checked my...
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-04-2009, 05:03 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 7,977
Posted By Verite
But you need to consider the odds .. for every...

But you need to consider the odds .. for every one pussy behind a gun theres a million behind a keyboard.
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-04-2009, 04:55 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,819
Posted By Verite
Chatty interrogation is a game police play to get...

Chatty interrogation is a game police play to get you to incriminate yourself into giving them probable cause.

By law you are under no obligation to play this game .. play at your own risk.
Forum: Security & Legal Issues 09-04-2009, 04:43 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 9,054
Posted By Verite
Funny dude .. either thats a good joke or you are...

Funny dude .. either thats a good joke or you are seriously trying to point out the obvious of filling any job position. Either way its pretty funny.
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