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Forum: Speakers Corner 01-24-2019, 01:05 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 253
Posted By CaptainDankness
I almost think the government created the word...

I almost think the government created the word narcotic. It has a pretty loose definition, pretty much anything that gets you high that's restricted.

So no you won't be having any narcotics, just...
Forum: Speakers Corner 01-24-2019, 02:22 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 171
Posted By CaptainDankness
A quick look at history, they certainly can't...

A quick look at history, they certainly can't stop us from growing our own from seed. :tiphat:
Forum: Speakers Corner 01-24-2019, 01:21 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 253
Posted By CaptainDankness
It's in the definition. narcotic noun ...

It's in the definition.

narcotic noun
nar·​cot·​ic | \ när-ˈkä-tik \
Definition of narcotic (Entry 1 of 2)
1a : a drug (such as opium or morphine) that in moderate doses dulls the senses,...
Forum: Speakers Corner 01-23-2019, 01:24 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,496
Posted By CaptainDankness
No, but maybe just maybe the DEA is fucked....

No, but maybe just maybe the DEA is fucked. :woohoo:

One thing for sure is they ain't getting paid. :biggrin:
Forum: Speakers Corner 01-23-2019, 01:03 PM
Replies: 2,228
Views: 34,730
Posted By CaptainDankness
Shit, I can't even stand watching the news...

Shit, I can't even stand watching the news anymore, it's just never ending back and forth bullshit about Trump that doesn't really matter, for 3 years now!!

I'd tell them to get out and vote but I...
Forum: Speakers Corner 01-23-2019, 12:26 AM
Replies: 2,228
Views: 34,730
Posted By CaptainDankness
I've just been waiting since he got elected maybe...

I've just been waiting since he got elected maybe even sooner, still not going to happen it seems. Lol
Forum: Speakers Corner 01-23-2019, 12:21 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,496
Posted By CaptainDankness
Indefinitely I hope, we don't need Congress for...

Indefinitely I hope, we don't need Congress for 90% of the bullshit they do.
Forum: Speakers Corner 01-23-2019, 12:13 AM
Replies: 2,228
Views: 34,730
Posted By CaptainDankness
Has he been impeached yet?

Has he been impeached yet?
Forum: Toker's Den 12-15-2018, 03:40 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 7,957
Posted By CaptainDankness
They would have to admit nicotine was in the...

They would have to admit nicotine was in the product. I'm sure some options will be available even today you can buy a blunt wrap at just about any corner store in America. Funny thing is this one...
Forum: Toker's Den 11-28-2018, 03:40 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 794
Posted By CaptainDankness
You may want a lot of money, but I'd do it really...

You may want a lot of money, but I'd do it really cheap if it was legal. I've killed several dogs free of charge and I would have absolutely no problem helping out a person the same way (other than...
Forum: Toker's Den 11-25-2018, 04:38 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,638
Posted By CaptainDankness
Them flavorful beers taste like shit to me....

Them flavorful beers taste like shit to me. Corona is about my favorite but Heineken, Red Stripe, etc. are pretty good too. Bud light sucks Budweiser ain't too bad from a bottle the cans taste like...
Forum: Speakers Corner 11-25-2018, 02:30 PM
Replies: 864
Views: 18,035
Posted By CaptainDankness
Once we legalize cocaine we will be beyond a...

Once we legalize cocaine we will be beyond a first world nation. Just think of all the the work that will get done. Lol
Forum: Toker's Den 11-25-2018, 02:18 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,638
Posted By CaptainDankness
Maybe, but at the same time you have Sam the...

Maybe, but at the same time you have Sam the Skunkman claiming CRISPR is not GMO and many here have agreed.

Now sure I agree it's not as bad as making Round Up ready GMO weed, but it's going to...
Forum: Toker's Den 11-20-2018, 12:39 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,071
Posted By CaptainDankness
I'm good with raking leaves, but good thing about...

I'm good with raking leaves, but good thing about forest fires is fire morels grow. :)

Really kind of amazing California is the most populated state, they have earthquakes, forest fires and it's...
Forum: Toker's Den 11-20-2018, 07:11 AM
Replies: 1,348
Views: 106,643
Posted By CaptainDankness
Yeah, it's always a bad next day if I'm drinking...

Yeah, it's always a bad next day if I'm drinking enough for wine to be in the equation.

Of course when I really want to get drunk I'll down a bottle of wine real quick and hit the beer and...
Forum: Toker's Den 11-20-2018, 07:05 AM
Replies: 1,348
Views: 106,643
Posted By CaptainDankness
Pabst Blue Ribbon. I'm white trash and I'm...

Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!! Lol
Forum: Toker's Den 11-20-2018, 07:02 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 383
Posted By CaptainDankness
The question is, how much longer are we going to...

The question is, how much longer are we going to be able to drive our own cars?

Probably a bit longer in the USA, but around the world... They were talking a knife ban in the UK, I'm sure cars...
Forum: Toker's Den 11-18-2018, 07:24 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,485
Posted By CaptainDankness
The worst part of that would be that Blockbuster...

The worst part of that would be that Blockbuster went out of business. I get all my television from the internet these days. But I got plenty of DVDs, porn would be a problem who pays for it?
...
Forum: Speakers Corner 11-16-2018, 03:24 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 2,134
Posted By CaptainDankness
Because in America we did about the same thing...

Because in America we did about the same thing only, we played Cowboys and Indians.:biggrin: Seems left vs right probably starts at a young age.

I honestly don't see the point of the back and...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-31-2018, 12:26 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,038
Posted By CaptainDankness
Yeah college don't mean shit really. I know an...

Yeah college don't mean shit really. I know an electrician, dumbest guy I know that's not retarded. Lol, also know one guy who went to Harvard for marine biology passed and all but ended up working...
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-28-2018, 07:13 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 500
Posted By CaptainDankness
I'd love to marry her. Lol

I'd love to marry her. Lol
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-28-2018, 07:10 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 500
Posted By CaptainDankness
Go Boston Red Sox!! The Dodgers are a joke.

Go Boston Red Sox!! The Dodgers are a joke.
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-28-2018, 07:04 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 215
Posted By CaptainDankness
Just wait until we develop terminators. Lol, some...

Just wait until we develop terminators. Lol, some may say it's far away but they have basically had them since before 2000 I'm sure. Drones are basically terminators early stages sure but even Russia...
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-28-2018, 06:23 PM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 18,440
Posted By CaptainDankness
FUCK BRETT FARVE AND FUCK THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!!...

FUCK BRETT FARVE AND FUCK THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!! :moon:

Tom Brady is the greatest quarter back in the world, playing for the greatest region of the greatest country in the world, New England....
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-28-2018, 06:16 PM
Replies: 1,009
Views: 18,440
Posted By CaptainDankness
I don't know if he hated Trump but yeah he killed...

I don't know if he hated Trump but yeah he killed Jews and Trump is pro Israel the left hates Israel because of the wall and Palestinians.

ANTIFA is another group that hates Israel, which is very...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-28-2018, 05:50 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,038
Posted By CaptainDankness
How is suicide even an option? I know plenty of...

How is suicide even an option? I know plenty of people who killed themselves but I just don't understand why.

Just so many things to do, I'd rather walk around the woods hunting squirrel than...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-28-2018, 05:07 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,038
Posted By CaptainDankness
You don't have a fucking chance with that...

You don't have a fucking chance with that attitude. Lol, you ain't much younger than me and I don't have a degree but I do just fine. Just have to save your pennies, sure I can afford some nicer shit...
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-24-2018, 05:56 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 666
Posted By CaptainDankness
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank, give a man...

Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank, give a man a bank and he'll rob the world.

Just the prices of housing are far over reasonable prices as most people need to loan money and pay it off over...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-22-2018, 04:41 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,099
Posted By CaptainDankness
Yeah, not too far most you can do is start a...

Yeah, not too far most you can do is start a decent business or you're going to go broke. You would think people would focus more on the business opportunity but so many people are going to blow it...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-20-2018, 04:58 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,099
Posted By CaptainDankness
True, I'm sure a thousand millionaires will...

True, I'm sure a thousand millionaires will create more jobs than 1 billionaire. I don't even know where I would start with a business with a billion dollars, a million that's easy.

Of course I'd...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-20-2018, 04:45 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 7,957
Posted By CaptainDankness
Yeah, things are definitely changing, the vape...

Yeah, things are definitely changing, the vape pens ain't too bad get you high and some taste really good I imagine with added terpines. I just still prefer a joint myself certainly won't be buying...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-20-2018, 04:15 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,099
Posted By CaptainDankness
Holy shit, nobody won and now the jackpot is $1.6...

Holy shit, nobody won and now the jackpot is $1.6 billion dollars. Lol

If I win I might actually run for president. :dance013: After several years of partying and traveling on my brand new $79...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-19-2018, 05:03 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 7,957
Posted By CaptainDankness
Them vape cartridges are really taking off, kind...

Them vape cartridges are really taking off, kind of hurts business a little bit, of course I could always make some.

Definitely not going to be as easy to make good money growing weed the prices...
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-19-2018, 04:06 AM
Replies: 561
Views: 7,131
Posted By CaptainDankness
No you didn't. Lol I've seen you talk about...

No you didn't. Lol

I've seen you talk about your communist utopia many times, or maybe you consider yourself a Socialist which is pretty much just another word for Communism/Fascism.
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-19-2018, 04:02 AM
Replies: 561
Views: 7,131
Posted By CaptainDankness
Does make you wonder about the fascists,...

Does make you wonder about the fascists, something tells me they are just trolling. I don't even think neo Nazis believe in actual fascism. Lol
Forum: Toker's Den 10-19-2018, 03:56 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,259
Posted By CaptainDankness
If I'm actually paying attention to how long I...

If I'm actually paying attention to how long I usually go 10 seconds, but usually I just hold it in probably 5 seconds all depends on the hit too sometimes I take a huge rip and cough before I clear...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-19-2018, 03:38 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 206
Posted By CaptainDankness
I would have been one of them sales. Lol, every...

I would have been one of them sales. Lol, every time I see girl scouts I buy cookies, just because it only happens once or twice a year.
Forum: Toker's Den 10-19-2018, 03:28 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,099
Posted By CaptainDankness
Majority of shark attacks happen in just 3 feet...

Majority of shark attacks happen in just 3 feet of water. :biggrin:

Great fun fact I like to bring up every time we go to the beach. Lol

I did spend $20 on megamillions last drawing probably...
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-19-2018, 03:09 AM
Replies: 136
Views: 5,704
Posted By CaptainDankness
That's actually not a terrible way to be...

That's actually not a terrible way to be executed, I mean it must have been pretty quick. Lol
Forum: Toker's Den 10-17-2018, 05:05 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 6,468
Posted By CaptainDankness
Then Khabib said "fuck you, I want $50 million"...

Then Khabib said "fuck you, I want $50 million" probably don't help 50 Cent insulted his manager. Lol

I also heard that he turned down a rematch and wants to fight Tony Furguson and then retire. ...
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-17-2018, 04:32 PM
Replies: 561
Views: 7,131
Posted By CaptainDankness
Many do choose to be homeless, down in Florida...

Many do choose to be homeless, down in Florida the bums actually seem to love it according to them.

I'm sure a lot of people get down on there luck, really the biggest story I heard from bums in...
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-17-2018, 03:39 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 5,704
Posted By CaptainDankness
She's not an Indian, she's 99.99991% white....

She's not an Indian, she's 99.99991% white. :laughing:

I'm a lot more Indian than that and I consider myself white. The Cherokee nation even called her a fraud, they don't accept her .00001%...
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-17-2018, 03:23 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 5,704
Posted By CaptainDankness
It's just a way some people talk. Some say my...

It's just a way some people talk. Some say my niggas, some say homies, some say bro, some say gobshite (whatever that means, lol) or wanker. Many people speak with slang from there home area, I got...
Forum: Speakers Corner 10-13-2018, 02:19 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 5,704
Posted By CaptainDankness
So I take it you're the actual racist here,...

So I take it you're the actual racist here, because there was no reason to say "white". Trump can't be too racist he just met with Kanye and he might end up legalizing weed which is supposed to be a...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-09-2018, 06:57 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 3,068
Posted By CaptainDankness
I'm still waiting for this global warming, it's...

I'm still waiting for this global warming, it's already starting to get cold again.
Forum: Toker's Den 10-05-2018, 03:24 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 6,468
Posted By CaptainDankness
I'd at least like to spar with the guy. Lol,...

I'd at least like to spar with the guy. Lol, maybe if he got up to 200 he'd have a chance but what's it like 145 he's at? I can carry that over my shoulder for 5 rounds. Lol

Though who knows he...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-05-2018, 03:04 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 6,468
Posted By CaptainDankness
Yeah, not a whole lot. Only time I lost a one on...

Yeah, not a whole lot. Only time I lost a one on one fight was by way of eye gouging by a smaller guy, a guy I once dropped with a single punch to the nose broke it alright. I also wooped his ass...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-05-2018, 01:29 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 6,468
Posted By CaptainDankness
I don't know about Conor but I'd definitely beat...

I don't know about Conor but I'd definitely beat Khabib's ass IRL, just no way that little guy is going to wrestle me around. With Conor at least he's probably good enough to kick me in the face and...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-04-2018, 06:41 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,155
Posted By CaptainDankness
Well him saying "it makes white woman seek sexual...

Well him saying "it makes white woman seek sexual relations with negroes" implys that white woman toke up too. Lol

Seems like he was trying to demonize marijuana the best he could. Just so happens...
Forum: Toker's Den 10-04-2018, 06:13 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 6,468
Posted By CaptainDankness
I don't know about this Khabib guy beating up...

I don't know about this Khabib guy beating up terrorists, appearently he has one in his corner and just all around surrounded by shady rich bastards. McGregor really did his homework on that dude.
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