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Forum: Speakers Corner 08-14-2020, 04:08 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 372
Posted By mean mr.mustard
I enjoy writers using dialectic discourse. ...

I enjoy writers using dialectic discourse.

Irvine Welsh comes to mind.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-13-2020, 07:00 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 372
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Ok Doug just go ahead and hang the "I'm a dick"...

Ok Doug just go ahead and hang the "I'm a dick" sign in front of the "I enjoy proper grammar" one and go to the back of the line.

And either make yourself a drink or put the one you are holding...
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-13-2020, 06:47 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Are you actually Kamala Harris??

Are you actually Kamala Harris??
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 10:32 PM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Bikers and Brits are terrified of the other. ...

Bikers and Brits are terrified of the other.

:D
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 10:29 PM
Replies: 1,127
Views: 16,419
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Roll the bones! :headbange

Roll the bones!

:headbange
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 09:45 AM
Replies: 1,127
Views: 16,419
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Right... but some of us are Buddahs, Christs,...

Right... but some of us are Buddahs, Christs, Gandhis, Newtons, Einsteins, Teslas, you are not looking at this objectively, but rather depressively.

Just because we get a Kim Jong Un here and a...
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 09:19 AM
Replies: 1,127
Views: 16,419
Posted By mean mr.mustard
You missed a lot. We aren't garbage.

You missed a lot.

We aren't garbage.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 08:58 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Coffee isn't a sin, right?

Coffee isn't a sin, right?
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 08:47 AM
Replies: 1,127
Views: 16,419
Posted By mean mr.mustard
476 AD – 1453 AD Antiseptics were not...

476 AD – 1453 AD

Antiseptics were not available. Anesthesia was in very rudimentary development. Surgery wasn't really a viable option.

Religious bigotry waged wars that were bloodier than...
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 08:35 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
What? 10% milk fat?? Sounds awesome. ...

What?

10% milk fat??

Sounds awesome.

I hope it happens here.

:yummy:
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 04:56 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Ha Bosco makes me think of George Costanza's PIN...

Ha Bosco makes me think of George Costanza's PIN number.

No it's Kroger generic... but I got strawberry too.

She claims that was all they had, but I think it's all they had in the first place...
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 04:43 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Sweetened condensed milk is the ticket. That...

Sweetened condensed milk is the ticket.

That goat is thinking naughty thoughts.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 04:40 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
I'll take whore semen for 400 Alex... ...

I'll take whore semen for 400 Alex...
...
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 04:35 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
My girl got me the knock off :badday: ...

My girl got me the knock off

:badday:

Hershey's Special Dark makes for some great udder cutter.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 04:30 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
He was also very full of himself... :chin:

He was also very full of himself...

:chin:
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 04:26 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Not after I dump half and half in it... :D

Not after I dump half and half in it...

:D
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 04:05 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
You should compare yourself to Jesus. I...

You should compare yourself to Jesus.

I think you would find yourself far better.

It's okay... you aren't a mortal, right?
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:56 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
No it's either milk or not milk if it's binary,...

No it's either milk or not milk if it's binary, right?

Two percent is neither, so it's non-binary...

Fuck it I'm going back to whole milk.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:44 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Just admit you make stuff up just like Trump.

Just admit you make stuff up just like Trump.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:40 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
I only drink non-binary dairy products.

I only drink non-binary dairy products.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:39 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Really? Stop spreading the virus, but don't...

Really?

Stop spreading the virus, but don't wear a mask??!!
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:37 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Obstinately obstinate. :yes: :yes:

Obstinately obstinate.

:yes: :yes:
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:35 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
You seem bloodthirsty and crass. :tiphat:

You seem bloodthirsty and crass.

:tiphat:
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:33 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 372
Posted By mean mr.mustard
I watched The Sound Of Music.... No tits. ...

I watched The Sound Of Music....

No tits.

:dunno:
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:30 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
So if you didn't have to pay federal taxes you...

So if you didn't have to pay federal taxes you wouldn't care?

But you do, so you want an entire town burned down?
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:25 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 545
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Hunter Thompson and Stephen Hawking ran a...

Hunter Thompson and Stephen Hawking ran a pedophile ring out of MIT.

:jerkit:

Where do you get your information?
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:21 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Per capita, though variable, is far from...

Per capita, though variable, is far from ambiguous.

Just because you aren't familiar with a term doesn't necessarily detract from its definition.

Oh right, next...
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:19 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
They deserve? Let's hear more about that...

They deserve? Let's hear more about that...
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 03:12 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
He would be better off pleading the fifth. ...

He would be better off pleading the fifth.

But he just has to pile those cherries on the top.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 02:32 AM
Replies: 1,127
Views: 16,419
Posted By mean mr.mustard
:biglaugh:

:biglaugh:
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 02:27 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
:biglaugh: "next".... You are rich!!! ...

:biglaugh:

"next"....

You are rich!!!

:biglaugh:
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 02:24 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 775
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Let's get some Trump humpers to weigh in on...

Let's get some Trump humpers to weigh in on this....
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 02:23 AM
Replies: 1,127
Views: 16,419
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Press him for a source, I guarantee he changes...

Press him for a source, I guarantee he changes the subject.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 02:22 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 372
Posted By mean mr.mustard
I'd marry her poppins...

I'd marry her poppins...
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 02:20 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
It helps when no one understands what you are...

It helps when no one understands what you are saying.

:D
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 02:18 AM
Replies: 1,127
Views: 16,419
Posted By mean mr.mustard
The rat we dissected in high school biology had a...

The rat we dissected in high school biology had a huge tumor between the shoulder blades.

I asked the teacher about it and was told it's very common.

Their gene pool is shallower than our own.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 02:14 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
He was technically holding out hope that you...

He was technically holding out hope that you weren't that stupid.

:2cents:
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 01:58 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
I think that they just need to feel like Trump is...

I think that they just need to feel like Trump is good for something...

Yacht fender on a rich Russian oligarch's boat comes to mind.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 01:47 AM
Replies: 2,984
Views: 60,106
Posted By mean mr.mustard
When is the swamp draining going to start??

When is the swamp draining going to start??
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 01:46 AM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
They're way better off than we are. They...

They're way better off than we are.

They don't want our help.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 01:39 AM
Replies: 859
Views: 11,292
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Hey check this commie out. He wants every...

Hey check this commie out.

He wants every business and home burned.

No respect for life or property.

He's totally Antifa.
Forum: Toker's Den 08-11-2020, 12:57 AM
Replies: 22,603
Views: 437,932
Posted By mean mr.mustard
he cursed a tree

he cursed a tree
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 12:52 AM
Replies: 1,127
Views: 16,419
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Or a victim of the Federal Reserve system....

Or a victim of the Federal Reserve system....
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 12:48 AM
Replies: 458
Views: 6,124
Posted By mean mr.mustard
You're hilarious!! :biglaugh: He...

You're hilarious!!

:biglaugh:

He doesn't need help, it's already in the bag!!

:bigeye:
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 12:40 AM
Replies: 1,127
Views: 16,419
Posted By mean mr.mustard
So we've been screwed for over a century? ...

So we've been screwed for over a century?

Thanks Ben!
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 12:38 AM
Replies: 1,127
Views: 16,419
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Make no mistake about it. Hundreds of...

Make no mistake about it.

Hundreds of thousands dead with plenty more on the way just to remove Trump and justify mail in voting.

It's an international deep state operation against the Dear...
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-10-2020, 11:42 PM
Replies: 2,049
Views: 28,827
Posted By mean mr.mustard
One more than you guys did.

One more than you guys did.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-10-2020, 08:47 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,696
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Even more are concerned with providing their...

Even more are concerned with providing their family food and health care.
Forum: Toker's Den 08-10-2020, 08:45 PM
Replies: 22,603
Views: 437,932
Posted By mean mr.mustard
I plead no contest

I plead no contest
Forum: Toker's Den 08-10-2020, 07:48 PM
Replies: 548
Views: 16,087
Posted By mean mr.mustard
Nope you are way smarter than I am!

Nope you are way smarter than I am!
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