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Forum: Toker's Den 10-08-2018, 04:26 AM
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Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 10-03-2018, 10:53 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 09-25-2018, 03:02 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 09-07-2018, 01:46 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 08-31-2018, 05:22 PM
Replies: 1,907
Views: 121,649
Posted By Midnite Toker
....All that and she still lost!

....All that and she still lost!
Forum: Toker's Den 05-29-2018, 03:40 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 05-08-2018, 06:05 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
They look like Democrats to me.

They look like Democrats to me.
Forum: Toker's Den 05-02-2018, 01:28 AM
Replies: 1,907
Views: 121,649
Posted By Midnite Toker
Sounds like a hell of a video game!

Sounds like a hell of a video game!
Forum: Toker's Den 04-07-2018, 01:38 AM
Replies: 1,907
Views: 121,649
Posted By Midnite Toker
I counted the spoons in our silverware drawer,...

I counted the spoons in our silverware drawer, 37. That means we can only have 35 people over unless we eat in shifts. 42 forks.
Forum: Toker's Den 03-28-2018, 01:04 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 03-21-2018, 12:08 AM
Replies: 2,932
Views: 188,259
Posted By Midnite Toker
I sort of think, therefore I sort of am.....

I sort of think, therefore I sort of am.....
Forum: Toker's Den 02-17-2018, 01:43 AM
Replies: 425
Views: 54,759
Posted By Midnite Toker
PANAMA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2r8qpf2Paw

"Reach down, between my legs......ease the seat back"

Panama!
Forum: Toker's Den 02-06-2018, 12:01 AM
Replies: 1,907
Views: 121,649
Posted By Midnite Toker
I haven't been able to give you rep for about 4...

I haven't been able to give you rep for about 4 years! You must spread it around, ect.....
Forum: Toker's Den 01-28-2018, 04:58 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 01-25-2018, 03:06 PM
Replies: 1,907
Views: 121,649
Posted By Midnite Toker
Whenever I feel a tit I feel good. Or is it I...

Whenever I feel a tit I feel good. Or is it I feel well?:biggrin:
Forum: Toker's Den 01-23-2018, 06:11 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Well Wishes 01-20-2018, 03:00 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 8,279
Posted By Midnite Toker
It's always accidental with prescription drugs. ...

It's always accidental with prescription drugs. Dammit Tom, you should of stuck to Wildflowers.:frown:
Forum: Toker's Den 01-08-2018, 07:36 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
if you hurl, and I catch a whiff of it, man.. I'm...

if you hurl, and I catch a whiff of it, man.. I'm gonna spew.......
Forum: Toker's Den 01-08-2018, 02:48 AM
Replies: 1,417
Views: 50,842
Posted By Midnite Toker
"Golden Country, your face is so red, with all of...

"Golden Country, your face is so red, with all of your money your poor could be fed"(REO Speedwagon)
Forum: Toker's Den 01-05-2018, 06:56 PM
Replies: 4,854
Views: 347,425
Posted By Midnite Toker
My cousin has two tickets for the 2018 SUPER...

My cousin has two tickets for the 2018 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them that it was going to be on the same day as his...
Forum: Toker's Den 12-19-2017, 05:21 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,113
Posted By Midnite Toker
:shucks:Thrown out there now as a distraction. ...

:shucks:Thrown out there now as a distraction. From what?:dunno: Better check page 12 in the morning.......
~mT
Forum: Toker's Den 12-14-2017, 03:21 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,239
Posted By Midnite Toker
:laughing: Your post brings to mind the 2016...

:laughing: Your post brings to mind the 2016 word of the year, "surreal" What pray tell, will 2018 bring? ~mT
Forum: Toker's Den 12-08-2017, 06:27 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 11-24-2017, 06:06 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 11-17-2017, 04:18 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 09-19-2017, 01:59 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 09-05-2017, 02:24 AM
Replies: 853
Views: 158,589
Posted By Midnite Toker
Sweet, Brother! Ace High!!:biggrin:

Sweet, Brother! Ace High!!:biggrin:
Forum: Toker's Den 08-31-2017, 02:15 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Chimera Genetics / Breeders Retail 08-31-2017, 01:36 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 17,116
Posted By Midnite Toker
:thinking: Instead of "road-kill" skunk we would...

:thinking: Instead of "road-kill" skunk we would have "O.G. kill" skunk! close enough to the truth!:biggrin:

Seriously, good luck with this, I'd love to see skunk make a come back. ~mT
Forum: Toker's Den 08-31-2017, 01:17 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 08-16-2017, 12:33 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 08-08-2017, 12:31 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 4,461
Posted By Midnite Toker
'cause I speak of the pompitous of love!:dance013:

'cause I speak of the pompitous of love!:dance013:
Forum: Toker's Den 08-07-2017, 10:57 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 4,461
Posted By Midnite Toker
Some people used to call me Maurice:tiphat:

Some people used to call me Maurice:tiphat:
Forum: Toker's Den 08-06-2017, 04:52 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 08-03-2017, 04:28 AM
Replies: 2,932
Views: 188,259
Posted By Midnite Toker
Sorry, not my poem:) It's Bob Dylan, Highway 61...

Sorry, not my poem:) It's Bob Dylan, Highway 61 revisited! Johnny Winter took it from him and now owns it for all eternity!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yclRjptWlW8
Forum: Toker's Den 08-03-2017, 12:00 AM
Replies: 2,932
Views: 188,259
Posted By Midnite Toker
I have 48 red white and blue shoe strings and a...

I have 48 red white and blue shoe strings and a thousand telephones that will not ring....Tell me where I can get rid of these things?
:rtfo:
Forum: Toker's Den 08-02-2017, 05:10 AM
Replies: 425
Views: 54,759
Posted By Midnite Toker
:whistling: We use to sing this song when we were...

:whistling: We use to sing this song when we were kids. I was just singing it in the shower!

I've been working on the railroad :)

I've been working on the railroad
All the live long day
I've...
Forum: Toker's Den 07-20-2017, 10:45 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 903
Posted By Midnite Toker
Check the golf course first, then the casinos,...

Check the golf course first, then the casinos, then the strip joints!:biggrin:
Forum: Toker's Den 07-20-2017, 10:27 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 903
Posted By Midnite Toker
Go, O.J. Go! (to hell, you piece of shit):moon: ...

Go, O.J. Go! (to hell, you piece of shit):moon:
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Forum: Toker's Den 07-11-2017, 10:06 PM
Replies: 4,854
Views: 347,425
Posted By Midnite Toker
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to...

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price....
Forum: Toker's Den 07-04-2017, 12:58 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 06-21-2017, 06:56 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 06-20-2017, 05:25 AM
Replies: 425
Views: 54,759
Posted By Midnite Toker
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,...

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
Forum: Toker's Den 06-20-2017, 02:34 AM
Replies: 425
Views: 54,759
Posted By Midnite Toker
Behind Blue Eyes

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool
Forum: Toker's Den 06-19-2017, 11:17 PM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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Forum: Toker's Den 06-19-2017, 01:12 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
Happy Father's Day!

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Forum: Toker's Den 06-12-2017, 10:22 PM
Replies: 4,854
Views: 347,425
Posted By Midnite Toker
You've heard about the new hair salon which...

You've heard about the new hair salon which opened up right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place haven't you? They put up a big old sign, "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIRCUTS!"...
Forum: Toker's Den 06-10-2017, 02:22 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,534
Posted By Midnite Toker
My wife threatened years ago to never leave and...

My wife threatened years ago to never leave and only make my life miserable if I ever fucked up:spank: It's been 37 years and she has kept her word.:witch2:
Seriously, Take care~ mT:tiphat:
Forum: Toker's Den 06-08-2017, 10:49 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 523
Posted By Midnite Toker
What does the future hold? 3D adds popping out...

What does the future hold? 3D adds popping out on your lap? Maybe a stink or odor to get your attention? We will see before long. ~mT
Forum: Toker's Den 06-06-2017, 05:05 AM
Replies: 9,408
Views: 943,258
Posted By Midnite Toker
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