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Forum: Cannabis Laws & Cannabis Legislation 05-11-2018, 07:15 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 630
Posted By kaochiu
Spanish laws do not allow growing cannabis with...

Spanish laws do not allow growing cannabis with more than 0'7% THC, but it does not says anything about seeds. How you (legally) get those seeds is blurry, but they're just cannabis seeds, used also...
Forum: Toker's Den 05-11-2018, 09:53 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 731
Posted By kaochiu
Yeah, DUI applies for horse rides. Mind you, a...

Yeah, DUI applies for horse rides. Mind you, a drunk person on a horse can create worse havoc than with a lawnmower. Going to the local festival all well combed riding your horse, getting steaming...
Forum: Toker's Den 05-10-2018, 08:47 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 731
Posted By kaochiu
Been a long time since I've got high enough to do...

Been a long time since I've got high enough to do goofy things, too much tolerance, but I remember this two visitor pretty girls in my cortijo, like 10-12 years ago. I cooked for them and opened the...
Forum: Toker's Den 05-10-2018, 12:57 PM
Replies: 4,799
Views: 329,842
Posted By kaochiu
A blind man enters the kitchen. As he palpates...

A blind man enters the kitchen. As he palpates his way towards the fridge, he touches a grater for lemons. He softly runs his fingers on it and shouts
Who wrote this shite?!
Forum: Toker's Den 05-09-2018, 05:53 PM
Replies: 4,799
Views: 329,842
Posted By kaochiu
Superman flying around town. With his superview...

Superman flying around town. With his superview he discovers Wonder Woman sunbathing in her terrace, stark naked and with her legs wide opened. He decides to use his superspeed and like a bolt he...
Forum: Toker's Den 05-09-2018, 05:41 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
and a three pack

and a three pack
Forum: Toker's Den 05-05-2018, 11:55 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,141
Posted By kaochiu
As for the thread's title. What do London kids...

As for the thread's title. What do London kids think of Big Ben on school trips? Do they have an app to identify what the arrows and romans mean? How about Boris Johnson? Anyway, have fun in Mars...
Forum: Toker's Den 05-05-2018, 11:05 AM
Replies: 596
Views: 14,079
Posted By kaochiu
A stoned Trump is the video that youtube needs to...

A stoned Trump is the video that youtube needs to enter next decade. I mean stoned... as smoking a spliff, eh! What a cruel mind you have...
Forum: Toker's Den 05-05-2018, 10:34 AM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
Saints? Francisco and Monica?.

Saints? Francisco and Monica?.
Forum: Toker's Den 04-25-2018, 01:50 PM
Replies: 6,836
Views: 694,021
Posted By kaochiu
https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=70487...

https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=70487&pictureid=1843901&thumb=1 ('https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php?albumid=70487&pictureid=1843901')...
Forum: Toker's Den 04-23-2018, 05:42 PM
Replies: 34,574
Views: 809,030
Posted By kaochiu
Spit on it to make mudpie? Danny Zuko used grease.

Spit on it to make mudpie? Danny Zuko used grease.
Forum: Toker's Den 04-23-2018, 05:29 PM
Replies: 1,580
Views: 131,980
Posted By kaochiu
Today i ate a very hearty stew of ivory beans,...

Today i ate a very hearty stew of ivory beans, then went walking to see the cows and had a joint and tonic water to help digestion. While i was walking i belched like thunder and farted in hi fi...
Forum: Toker's Den 04-23-2018, 04:48 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
stick to grandiose adulation

stick to grandiose adulation
Forum: Toker's Den 04-22-2018, 11:33 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
Thus does this dosh

Thus does this dosh
Forum: Toker's Den 04-20-2018, 04:25 PM
Replies: 1,027
Views: 102,827
Posted By kaochiu
The road to hell for a coffee enthusiast: ...

The road to hell for a coffee enthusiast:
Basis- Grain. Roast. Mill. Brew= Done
1- Selected grain. Careful roast. Fine mill. Brew espresso= Well done
2- Processed grain. Sugar added roast. Milled....
Forum: Toker's Den 04-20-2018, 04:22 PM
Replies: 4,799
Views: 329,842
Posted By kaochiu
- Alright, go back to your mother's home, I don't...

- Alright, go back to your mother's home, I don't care if you leave me. Just tell me this, are you seeing someone else?
- I'm leaving you 'cos you're an asshole, Adam.
Forum: Toker's Den 04-18-2018, 02:45 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,580
Posted By kaochiu
For thousands more years the mighty ships tore...

For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a...
Forum: Toker's Den 04-17-2018, 10:13 AM
Replies: 1,027
Views: 102,827
Posted By kaochiu
love black and white artistic pics

love black and white artistic pics
Forum: Toker's Den 04-16-2018, 01:33 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
and armed old hippies

and armed old hippies
Forum: Toker's Den 04-15-2018, 09:32 AM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
out of bed crawling

out of bed crawling
Forum: The Munchie Mansion 04-13-2018, 06:57 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,443
Posted By kaochiu
I don't think death row inmates are allowed to...

I don't think death row inmates are allowed to smoke, it's unhealthy.
Forum: Toker's Den 04-13-2018, 06:51 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
give me the other

give me the other
Forum: Pets and Animals 03-30-2018, 06:39 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 9,832
Posted By kaochiu
What male rabbits like best is female rabbits....

What male rabbits like best is female rabbits. But being a single rabbit he'll have to learn by himself how to deal with llamas, his is a case of adapt or die. Feed him, that's the best help and let...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-30-2018, 05:02 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 455
Posted By kaochiu
this has got over 25 strains on it. And some...

this has got over 25 strains on it. And some rhyme if you try hard, 'cos english is not my language. But i'll try, anyway.

Good old Jack found a pot of gold, happiest bud in the nation
He...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-30-2018, 04:54 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
the whole donuts box

the whole donuts box
Forum: Toker's Den 03-28-2018, 11:29 AM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
plus new trading duties

plus new trading duties
Forum: Toker's Den 03-28-2018, 11:23 AM
Replies: 4,799
Views: 329,842
Posted By kaochiu
I'm a feminist too, Agnes! And I'll prove it!...

I'm a feminist too, Agnes! And I'll prove it! From now on, I will cook lunch for the children! Right! I'll start now! Where is the kitchen?
Forum: Toker's Den 03-27-2018, 03:49 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 455
Posted By kaochiu
-Apollo-(gies), Haze-(l), it's just morning glory...

-Apollo-(gies), Haze-(l), it's just morning glory
-O (M) G, Lemon Larry! in front of the kush-(tomers)!
He showed his parts like a gorilla in a dancehall, as thunderfucked by a love potion. All...
Forum: Toker's Den 03-21-2018, 08:02 PM
Replies: 1,580
Views: 131,980
Posted By kaochiu
I, as a forum member, have found your post...

I, as a forum member, have found your post helpful, don SFL
Forum: Toker's Den 03-20-2018, 11:33 AM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
just like Michael Strogoff

just like Michael Strogoff
Forum: Toker's Den 03-08-2018, 03:40 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 513
Posted By kaochiu
(Citing from memory and roughly, but i went a lot...

(Citing from memory and roughly, but i went a lot into it a few years ago)
Hassassin comes from Hassan followers, and that Hassan is Hassan Ibn Sabbah, aka "The Old Man from the Mountain", although...
Forum: Toker's Den 01-30-2018, 11:42 AM
Replies: 2,703
Views: 168,582
Posted By kaochiu
Nowadays there are people being born like if they...

Nowadays there are people being born like if they never were born before.
Forum: Toker's Den 01-30-2018, 11:34 AM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
easy Frank, you're driving

easy Frank, you're driving
Forum: Old Stoners Crash Pad 01-30-2018, 11:31 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,130
Posted By kaochiu
I don't know about good offers, for i'm old...

I don't know about good offers, for i'm old fashioned and buy in local shops, but with time i've collected a few of several kinds. I'd start with any two different, for the best results in...
Forum: Toker's Den 01-24-2018, 03:22 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 359
Posted By kaochiu
My 12 cents dAAAb should be an easy logo...

My 12 cents

dAAAb should be an easy logo to design, the AAA suggest top quality and the d and b works as bookholders.
Da B, (like "da shit"). D-Dab (as in D-Day) Dab vs Bad (almost...
Forum: Toker's Den 12-23-2017, 08:23 PM
Replies: 434
Views: 38,445
Posted By kaochiu
Yeah, with all those fillings, chocolate, cream,...

Yeah, with all those fillings, chocolate, cream, silicone, strawberies...
Forum: Toker's Den 12-18-2017, 06:48 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
three drops of tabasco

three drops of tabasco
Forum: Toker's Den 12-09-2017, 05:11 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
should prune low branches

should prune low branches
Forum: Toker's Den 12-07-2017, 11:26 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 14,416
Posted By kaochiu
Artificial impodgeration Term coined by...

Artificial impodgeration
Term coined by Jamesie Cotter, from Govan, Glasgow. It refers to the techniques used in fertility clinics.
Forum: Toker's Den 12-07-2017, 11:15 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 944
Posted By kaochiu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Ch...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

I wonder what Mike thought of all this.
I've only got seven hens and Tejero, the cock. No coyotes round here, just foxes, weasels,...
Forum: Toker's Den 12-06-2017, 03:30 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
somewhere in the cosmos.

somewhere in the cosmos.
Forum: Toker's Den 12-03-2017, 07:10 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
you'll get a discount

you'll get a discount
Forum: Toker's Den 12-03-2017, 07:05 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,574
Posted By kaochiu
I like the farm animals very much, cows, pigs,...

I like the farm animals very much, cows, pigs, horses, sheep, chickens, dogs, etc, but they're very demanding. I need time in spring and summer to grow hay and grain, then the autumn harvest for...
Forum: Toker's Den 12-02-2017, 09:36 AM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
Yes, we can can-can

Yes, we can can-can
Forum: Toker's Den 12-01-2017, 06:03 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
day's worst five minutes

day's worst five minutes
Forum: Pets and Animals 11-23-2017, 12:13 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 6,694
Posted By kaochiu
Got this friend in Madrid who was working in a...

Got this friend in Madrid who was working in a small shop, about 15 years ago. He had to open it everyday, clean around and chuck the rubbish in a street bin next to the shop. There was this average...
Forum: Toker's Den 11-18-2017, 01:16 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
Wuthering Heights vs. Godzilla

Wuthering Heights vs. Godzilla
Forum: Pets and Animals 11-18-2017, 01:14 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 6,694
Posted By kaochiu
As she talks, give your back to her while staring...

As she talks, give your back to her while staring at a point in the wall and ignore dinner, to increase chances. Then grip her nape firmly with your teeth and she's yours, catsanova.
Forum: Toker's Den 11-17-2017, 10:09 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,206
Posted By kaochiu
Yeah, to the owner it's like a 400M note and will...

Yeah, to the owner it's like a 400M note and will be sold for more than bought. I'd like to hang it in my wall too, next to the Bruce Lee with Nunchakus' poster.
Forum: Toker's Den 11-13-2017, 03:44 PM
Replies: 5,243
Views: 81,235
Posted By kaochiu
do you mean millennials?

do you mean millennials?
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