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Forum: Women's Forum 09-17-2020, 04:34 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,863
Posted By Mr. J
Don't know why you ladies need boots and fancy...

Don't know why you ladies need boots and fancy clothes just to make sandwiches and clean the bathroom, but whatever.
Forum: LED Grow Lights 09-16-2020, 03:17 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 636
Posted By Mr. J
Ya, there are a bunch of beggars on these forums...

Ya, there are a bunch of beggars on these forums whoring themselves out for a "free" light. It's pathetic, really.
Forum: Speakers Corner 09-14-2020, 05:38 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
Their hippie leftist counter- culture has become...

Their hippie leftist counter- culture has become mainstream and now they're confused.
Forum: Speakers Corner 09-14-2020, 05:33 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
They've always been kinda retarded but Orange Man...

They've always been kinda retarded but Orange Man made them go full retard. You should never go full retard.
Forum: Speakers Corner 09-13-2020, 05:09 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 173
Posted By Mr. J
Except that isn't true at all. It's pretty much a...

Except that isn't true at all. It's pretty much a tropical paradise. Full of fertile land and populated by herds of wild animals. Great climate for growing things. There's a reason it's a shithole...
Forum: Speakers Corner 09-13-2020, 05:06 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 173
Posted By Mr. J
It will be great. Just like Liberia.

It will be great. Just like Liberia.
Forum: General Gardening 09-03-2020, 04:36 PM
Replies: 591
Views: 83,853
Posted By Mr. J
They taste like a tomato. As opposed to the ones...

They taste like a tomato. As opposed to the ones at the store, which taste like cardboard. Like comparing some homegrown with love herb that's been in the family for generations vs commercial brick...
Forum: Growroom Designs & Equipment 09-02-2020, 10:53 PM
Replies: 361
Views: 19,063
Posted By Mr. J
Don't hate the player, breh. If dumbasses were...

Don't hate the player, breh. If dumbasses were throwing money at you the haters would hate you too, but you'd probably be pretty happy about the whole thing.
Forum: Speakers Corner 09-01-2020, 02:05 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 550
Posted By Mr. J
We have enough of these, don't need any more....

We have enough of these, don't need any more. Can't wait for November so we can start the last four years all over again.
Forum: General Gardening 08-28-2020, 06:11 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 653
Posted By Mr. J
They form spirals that follow the Fibonacci...

They form spirals that follow the Fibonacci sequence. It's the most efficient way to pack as many seeds in there as possible.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-27-2020, 12:39 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 1,766
Posted By Mr. J
Orange Bad I can't think of anything...

Orange
Bad

I can't think of anything else right now.
Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 08-22-2020, 03:55 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,941
Posted By Mr. J
Did your roof cave in yet :D? Or did you get...

Did your roof cave in yet :D? Or did you get tangled in a hose and fall off? If all is well I would imagine that those things are enormous by now.
Forum: Mars Hydro 08-21-2020, 05:17 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 4,027
Posted By Mr. J
I wouldn't say that's a bad solder joint because...

I wouldn't say that's a bad solder joint because solder joints aren't really supposed to be structural and that connection is being supported by nothing but the solder. It's definitely a design flaw...
Forum: Nutrients and Fertilizers 08-20-2020, 03:15 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 491
Posted By Mr. J
What's wrong with your plants? If I was you I...

What's wrong with your plants? If I was you I would ask the guy who told you to use some stuff for foliar what he thinks you need to do. Seems like he would know better as he is the one who thinks...
Forum: Indoor Grows - Hydro 08-19-2020, 05:39 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 796
Posted By Mr. J
Probably shoulda figured out how to germinate a...

Probably shoulda figured out how to germinate a seed before deciding to go with the most problem prone growing system there is, for your first grow I'm assuming? This is not a question that you want...
Forum: Cannabis Growing Outdoors 08-18-2020, 10:03 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 187
Posted By Mr. J
Yikes. That's too bad.

Yikes. That's too bad.
Forum: Mars Hydro 08-17-2020, 04:46 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 900
Posted By Mr. J
I'm not sure if it's true. I've heard about it...

I'm not sure if it's true. I've heard about it but I can't say that I know a lot about the subject. What I do know for sure is that the vast majority of growers could be doing 101 other things to...
Forum: Mars Hydro 08-16-2020, 05:17 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 900
Posted By Mr. J
Which is a good reason to not start sticking UV...

Which is a good reason to not start sticking UV diodes on these lights. It's really unnecessary.
Forum: Mars Hydro 08-15-2020, 04:45 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 900
Posted By Mr. J
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Forum: Mars Hydro 08-14-2020, 03:06 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 900
Posted By Mr. J
I wear a baseball cap and cheapo shades when I...

I wear a baseball cap and cheapo shades when I work with LED's, baseball cap and cheapo HPS glasses (basically just blue tinted shades that make things look less orange) under HPS. When I'm out and...
Forum: Mars Hydro 08-14-2020, 02:48 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 900
Posted By Mr. J
Ya those have been around forever. Us old-timers...

Ya those have been around forever. Us old-timers call them "sunglasses". You can but then anywhere and you don't have to pay $200 for a pair that works just fine. Designed for full spectrum light,...
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-13-2020, 04:52 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 695
Posted By Mr. J
The internet is pretty bad but even worse are the...

The internet is pretty bad but even worse are the people who replace "saw" with "seen". No, you didn't "seen" it you fucking idiot, you "saw" it. Makes me want to punch your English teacher in the...
Forum: Hashish 08-11-2020, 11:36 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 761
Posted By Mr. J
Dave. Dave always has the best hash, duuude.

Dave. Dave always has the best hash, duuude.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-11-2020, 10:21 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 695
Posted By Mr. J
The worst are the people from England. I know...

The worst are the people from England. I know it's cliche to point out the fact that you guys invented the damn language but come on. You need to do better.
Forum: Speakers Corner 08-06-2020, 01:32 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 585
Posted By Mr. J
The world is the shithole it is today because of...

The world is the shithole it is today because of you filthy, degenerate hippies. Thanks a lot.
Forum: Growroom Designs & Equipment 08-03-2020, 01:51 PM
Replies: 361
Views: 19,063
Posted By Mr. J
They're the same diode. Throw an "H" in there...

They're the same diode. Throw an "H" in there instead of a "B" and all the grow dorks will give you more of their money. It's like everything else in this industry, you take any light and add the...
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-31-2020, 01:45 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
You guys are still talking about this? Wear the...

You guys are still talking about this? Wear the mask, don't wear the mask. Who gives a fuck? You've all repeated yourselves 101 times now. Congratulations! You're a broken record.
Forum: Propagation 07-27-2020, 11:27 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 783
Posted By Mr. J
Okay then. Keep doing what you're doing. I'm sure...

Okay then. Keep doing what you're doing. I'm sure you'll figure it out.
Forum: Propagation 07-27-2020, 09:28 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 783
Posted By Mr. J
Seriously bro, stick it in some dirt under a...

Seriously bro, stick it in some dirt under a fluorescent or even on the window sill. All that shit you're doing or plan to do is just overkill. Let's just get the things to grow for a minute before...
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-15-2020, 01:49 AM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
I bet a lot of you were one of those kids whose...

I bet a lot of you were one of those kids whose parents put them on a leash when they went out, and you probably had to wear a helmet until you turned 18.
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-15-2020, 01:36 AM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
Wow that's the stupidest thing I've heard in a...

Wow that's the stupidest thing I've heard in a long time. You can't really be that dumb.
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-14-2020, 09:45 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
Being fat is one of the best ways to die of...

Being fat is one of the best ways to die of covid, not to mention heart disease and a bunch of other things, so I think it's relevant. Are you fat? I'm not assuming, I go outside and I see you...
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-14-2020, 09:38 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
Listen because this is the last time I explain....

Listen because this is the last time I explain. It isn't, it never was, and it never will be my responsibility to care about your health. I'm not going to start wearing a mask anymore than I'm going...
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-14-2020, 09:05 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
I think you missed my point which is: You...

I think you missed my point which is:

You don't take care of yourself and I'm not going to do it for you. My breath is the least of your worries. Your priorities need rearranging. Got it?
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-14-2020, 08:40 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
No just most of you and I'd bet on it. And I'd be...

No just most of you and I'd bet on it. And I'd be right. You're a fatso, aren't you? Did you want me to save you from pizza as well? Just wear your mask, it will stop most of the cheeseburgers from...
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-14-2020, 03:46 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
Honestly, at this point the only reason I need to...

Honestly, at this point the only reason I need to not wear a mask is because it makes you nutjobs lose your shit and I find it hilarious. It's funny to me how you pretend to care about your health,...
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-14-2020, 03:02 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
I wear a condom everywhere I go. You never know.

I wear a condom everywhere I go. You never know.
Forum: Marijuana Strains and Breeding 07-14-2020, 02:40 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,721
Posted By Mr. J
I don't know the guy and I've never dealt with...

I don't know the guy and I've never dealt with him, but if I had to go by the shit he posts here I wouldn't be buying anything from him. Actually I was looking at some of his stuff at Hemp Depot and...
Forum: Marijuana Strains and Breeding 07-14-2020, 02:27 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,721
Posted By Mr. J
Butane is organic.

Butane is organic.
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-14-2020, 01:07 AM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
It's hilarious. Apparently I'm right wing now....

It's hilarious. Apparently I'm right wing now. Jesus fucking Christ has the world been turned upside down.
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-14-2020, 12:21 AM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
I thought that's what you called your penis. Just...

I thought that's what you called your penis. Just my dirty mind I guess. Either way I don't think they let you swing one of those around at the grocery store. Keep it in your pants. The cattle prod...
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-13-2020, 11:20 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
Are you coming on to me??? Is this some kind of...

Are you coming on to me??? Is this some kind of weird sex fetish!!??? Leave me out of your kinks, please. Thanks.
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-13-2020, 10:58 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
If they made buttplugs mandatory you'd all have...

If they made buttplugs mandatory you'd all have stretched out buttholes in about a week.
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-13-2020, 10:50 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
you do NOT have the right to make a risk...

you do NOT have the right to make a risk assessment for others.

just wear your fucking mask if you want, but don't expect me to be a pussy ass sheep and wear one just because you want me to.
Forum: Mars Hydro 07-13-2020, 05:12 PM
Replies: 1,181
Views: 75,956
Posted By Mr. J
I saw a review of just that the other day and the...

I saw a review of just that the other day and the 550 beat the TS in efficiency and overall light output but not by a whole lot, and the TS was a lot less expensive obviously. Both lights he tested...
Forum: LED Grow Lights 07-13-2020, 04:16 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 309
Posted By Mr. J
I'm sorry but yes, I'm being serious. I mean,...

I'm sorry but yes, I'm being serious. I mean, they'll do for sprouting seeds but personally I would have gone with a simple 2 bulb fluorescent shop light type thing. $15 and perfect for seedlings and...
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-13-2020, 02:50 PM
Replies: 5,019
Views: 73,648
Posted By Mr. J
You can say anything you want but it doesn't make...

You can say anything you want but it doesn't make it true. You're just being dishonest because it's clear to even the biggest Lefty's that Joe Biden is much, much more demented than Donald Trump.
Forum: LED Grow Lights 07-13-2020, 02:41 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 309
Posted By Mr. J
Those lights are garbage and you wasted your...

Those lights are garbage and you wasted your money. They're just about the worst lights you could have bought in the year 2020 and they're not even worth the paltry sum you paid for them.
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-13-2020, 02:37 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
So I'm free to do what you say I have to do? How...

So I'm free to do what you say I have to do? How about you take care of yourself you fascist. My body my choice.
Forum: Speakers Corner 07-13-2020, 02:24 PM
Replies: 2,341
Views: 34,829
Posted By Mr. J
First of all your analogy is retarded. Secondly,...

First of all your analogy is retarded. Secondly, like I've said before, I raw dog bitches on the first date.
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