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Scrappy4

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So the old stoner goes to see the doc, he says "hey doc, my genitals are turning orange!" doc says "have you been exposed to industrial chemicals?". He says, hell no I'm retired, doc says, well what do you do all day? The stoner says, not much, eat cheatos and watch pornos......scrappy.

Have a good one
 
Stoner4Life

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and I was hoping the OP was going to tell us all about the great adult vacation he took in the dominican republic.......
 
krunchbubble

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i heard a retarded comic in a wheelchair tell that joke about 20 years ago....
 
krunchbubble

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Scrappy4 said:
You can remember 20 years ago? Impressive!
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i dont remember what i did today, but i remember the joke....

because the kat was sooooo slow telling the joke and he kept making this weird face, its really hard to forget....
 
Midnight

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There's a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, "Hey I'll tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I have to give you fifty bucks." The stoner says, "Alright, Man." The genius asks the stoner, "What is the Pythagorian Theory?" The stoner replies, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks. "Okay," the stoner says, "What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?" The genius thinks real hard and finally gives up. he hands the stoner fifty bucks and then asks, "So, what is the answer?" The stoner says, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks.
 
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Scrappy4 said:
So the old stoner goes to see the doc, he says "hey doc, my genitals are turning orange!" doc says "have you been exposed to industrial chemicals?". He says, hell no I'm retired, doc says, well what do you do all day? The stoner says, not much, eat cheatos and watch pornos......scrappy.

Have a good one
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:laughing::laughing:
 
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Fattie

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I read the very beginning of this and opened it in a new tab to read later (as I always do) and I'm thinking I'm going to have to start not touching my balls after messing with my nutrients.

Luckily, that wasn't the case. :).
 
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