Damn Hank. You know him to well. Hot sweaty bike riders in spandex shorts are out of place anywhere except a tranny karaoke bar where it's the norm.
Stuff!:D
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what was that? yer flabby asses were absorbing all the sound,i couldnt understand yah!
jw every time them thoughts start crossin my mind I just think of ewela. Makes all them evil thought just fade away
Ewela and some mad dabs, thats all I need!
Sounds like JW's in love with Ewela
I KNOW that JW!
thats why ...oh never mind.
the dabs are for me!
thats why ...oh never mind.
the dabs are for me!
Ewela is a result of one of unc's farm binge raids, unc x pig me goat. she was abused as a child and put on the streets way to early, lucky for her joe found her in a alley in mexico and saved her from a life of filth, now she only services the upper class of society. off course joe gets a kick back...
Yaeh but after my cow had to hitch hike back from sin city cause the cheap fuckers down there wouldn't even kick in bus fair. Ewela said she would never come baaaaaaaaaaaaack if I sent her down there. See I told ya you shouldn't have taken Elsa to that toga party 
:jawdrop: that stuff isnt true at all. shes a nice girl. Just shut up joesy!
Poor Ewela and Elsa. JW was a happy man while Elsa was here. Never seen him smile so much.
Maybe she should have been named cruewela.
That would have fit her.
How Smokin Joe got that cow into the leather bustier and fishnet stockings and Stilettos I'll never know.
How Smokin Joe got that cow into the leather bustier and fishnet stockings and Stilettos I'll never know.
rr theres some tricks a pimps gotta keep to his self. If I told you how to dress a barn yard animal I wouldn't have the exclusive anymore 
rr theres some tricks a pimps gotta keep to his self. If I told you how to dress a barn yard animal I wouldn't have the exclusive anymore
It was a amazing sight seeing else all dressed up on the bitch seat of your Harley. it wasent fun driving behind you though when she took a shit.
I tried to tell that fella that was not a tampon string. Guess he never heard of a butt plug
he bought her dinner and spit on it a bit....
rr theres some tricks a pimps gotta keep to his self. If I told you how to dress a barn yard animal I wouldn't have the exclusive anymore
I tried to tell that fella that was not a tampon string. Guess he never heard of a butt plug
"she did look good in those heels, really made her ass higher and tighter"
I remember you saying how that turned you on.
"rr theres some tricks a pimps gotta keep to his self. If I told you how to dress a barn yard animal I wouldn't have the exclusive anymore
I understand that. Some things are better kept trade secrets.
'It was a amazing sight seeing else all dressed up on the bitch seat of your Harley. it wasent fun driving behind you though when she took a shit.'
That's a lot worse than bugs on the windshield.
"I tried to tell that fella that was not a tampon string. Guess he never heard of a butt plug
Some people lead sheltered lives. Whatdayado?
"he bought her dinner and spit on it a bit..."
I can see that doing it. Unc gave your secret away [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Smokin Joe[/FONT]
