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My favorite oilfield saying:
I work here because the joints are 30 foot long.
Dope comes in 5 gallon buckets.
Theres a pusher every tour.
Some days you get to trip for 12 hours.
And if you work the arctic slope oilfield we like to say.
"It aint the slope without the dope"
And if you do have the dope.. we say...
"Dont be greedy thats for the needy"
or
"Dont hide... divide!"
I work here because the joints are 30 foot long.
Dope comes in 5 gallon buckets.
Theres a pusher every tour.
Some days you get to trip for 12 hours.
And if you work the arctic slope oilfield we like to say.
"It aint the slope without the dope"
And if you do have the dope.. we say...
"Dont be greedy thats for the needy"
or
"Dont hide... divide!"
Lean over to the lady next to you:
"Did I just fart out loud?"
"Did I just fart out loud?"
WHen two people are having trouble putting something together. (it's a tradesman thing)
You look like two bear cubs playing with their dicks!
You look like two bear cubs playing with their dicks!
NotaProfessor
Active member
"Nature has formed you, desire has trained you, fortune has preserved you for this insanity." - Cicero, to the Catilinarian conspirators at their trial.
"Eppur si muove" ("And yet it moves") - Galileo, after being forced to recant that the earth moves around the sun.
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are." - Miller in Repo Man
"We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance." - John Wheeler
"Eppur si muove" ("And yet it moves") - Galileo, after being forced to recant that the earth moves around the sun.
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are." - Miller in Repo Man
"We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance." - John Wheeler
Johnnyseed
Active member
He*who thinks*he*is leading and has no one following him*is only taking a walk.
Kenyan proverb.
Kenyan proverb.
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tropicannayeah
A really funny thing to say when you are with someone in a crowd and you fart loudly ..lean into their ear and whisper loud enough so everyone in the vicinity can hear you and say "I don't think they heard you this time"
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tropicannayeah
A common Chinese saying "Horse, horse, tiger, tiger" (Mah, mah, hu, hu)
means "so-so" ..can be used to say how you feel or to describe something that is sub-par e.g. workmanship.
means "so-so" ..can be used to say how you feel or to describe something that is sub-par e.g. workmanship.
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tropicannayeah
The Italians have the best sayings/insults
there's one about if the roads were made of cocks your mother would walk on her ass or words to that effect...lol
there's one about if the roads were made of cocks your mother would walk on her ass or words to that effect...lol
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SPG.
(hail antony hopkins) The EDGE.... (big angry bear!)
"TODAYYYYYY..... im gonna kill the mother fucker"
^all cool... but west is the best..
"TODAYYYYYY..... im gonna kill the mother fucker"
^all cool... but west is the best..
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SPG.
Hey pop ..(bulls standing on a hill) whatya say we run down and fck one of them cows..
No son... lets Walk down 'n' fuk em all..
re:colors/colours
No son... lets Walk down 'n' fuk em all..
re:colors/colours
What go's up must come down. But using Viagra it can be up for hours lol.
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SPG.
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"Representing England..."
Re: commonwealth games 2014
"Representing England...
"Re: commonwealth games 2014
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SPG.
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never piss uphill if you are barefooted
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SPG.
Arnie.. NICE NIGHT FOR WALK---WASH DAY TOMORROW.. NOTHING CLEAN RIGHT!
YOUR CLOTHES GIVE THEM TOO ME
YOUR CLOTHES GIVE THEM TOO ME
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tropicannayeah
My fave is "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
and my next fave is "hoooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-ye-arhhh!
