Ding Dong, the bitch is gone!

[steadydets]

Thank fucking god, my ex gf just moved out of my apartment.


I've been waiting for this day to come for months now, she finally got a her own place and today is my first day of freedom, which I'm proceeding to take advantage of by inviting my friends over (who are en route) and proceed to hit every bar in my neighborhood, and finally take home that blonde girl from the cafe down the block that's been dying to see my work. Win, fucking, win.


So, since I have some time before my real life friends roll up, I figured I'd give a big happy Wednesday to everyone, and an especially big one for the gentlemen on here who have suffered the same fate.


Freedoooooooommmm!

 

[Mrs. Bubble]

hahhahhahaha. That's great. Good luck with the blonde!!

 

[stoned-trout]

I prefer brunettes...your work? or your junk ??? lol... have fun

 

[steadydets]

I prefer brunettes...your work? or your junk ??? lol... have fun

Thanks Bubble! Will do.



So do I stoned, but she has some talent. You would approve, believe me.

I'm a published young writer so I attract a lot of liberal arts, Robert Frost reading, Marukami holding, 80's t-shirt wearing type of females.

Which, I'm the last to complain about. A man who doesn't appreciate a flower, appreciates nothing at all.

And she has a scent that makes this bee sting. Word.

 

[Mrs.Babba]

Enjoy steady!!!

 

[steadydets]

I'm smoking a final joint with you all before I walk out the door, super silver haze for a super silver night.

my gallery has only a pic of the harvest but i'll post some more tomorrow





thanks Mrs.Bubba, appreciating all the love.


Wanna know something interesting? I had no idea how much my friends hated her until today, I'm getting text messages in droves.

Makes me wonder how honest they are for me if they didn't mention their concerns before. Oh well, I suppose that's the curse of the narrative mind. Being suspicious of praise makes me feel evil.

 

[Mrs. Bubble]

Don't be so hard on your friends. If they told you their thoughts, you would maybe think they were being assholes. Many people leave relationships alone because it is one of those things, you have to let it run its course, and figure it out for yourself.
Brunettes are nice ( I happen to be one), but if I were a guy I would go for a red head!

 

[stoned-trout]

I try and not get into peoples relationships,guys don't think straight when it comes to women...so I don't tell friends about their bitchy asshole girlfriends...I don't like redheads as their carpet unnerves me lol

 

[noyd666]

red carpet GOOD.

 

[Mrs. Bubble]

Exactly! It's a waste of breath for both men and women. .... and really? I think it is nice, and most women I know shave it all off anyways. lol. like they say, Different strokes for different folks.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I remember the joy of finally moving the wife out of my crib.

I was mr nice guy with her, always easy going, she got to be a real bitch and was constantly taunting me with "I'm gonna leave you!" all day, and "I'm gonna leave you!" all night. One night in the middle of the same old shit I picked up the phone & called my brother, when he answered I asked him "hey Stu, whatcha doing this coming Saturday?" He told me he was doing nothing, "great, I wanna move Marie back to her parent house."

When I turned around her mouth was literally hanging open in shock, it came outta left field on her and the feeling was priceless. "You're fucking out of here!" I told her, and on Saturday we moved her out. Called her bluff and shut her big mouth

 

[dank.frank]

I remember the last time I told a girl she needed to moved on... About two weeks later I was getting knocks on my door from LEO. Filthy dirty no good rat.

The landlord tipped me off because he didn't want the house getting trashed by a raid. He knew the deal. Gave me a solid 36 hours before they came knocking to get everything cleaned.

I will never, ever, EVER - be 100% honest with someone I am dating again. I know that is such a terrible pretext to put on any relationship - but it has taken me years to learn to choose current reality over future probability.

Enjoy your new found "freedom" - but be sure to keep a watchful eye on anything out of the ordinary and don't let your guard down.



dank.Frank

 

[b00m]

Thank fucking god, my ex gf just moved out of my apartment.


I've been waiting for this day to come for months now, she finally got a her own place and today is my first day of freedom, which I'm proceeding to take advantage of by inviting my friends over (who are en route) and proceed to hit every bar in my neighborhood, and finally take home that blonde girl from the cafe down the block that's been dying to see my work. Win, fucking, win.


So, since I have some time before my real life friends roll up, I figured I'd give a big happy Wednesday to everyone, and an especially big one for the gentlemen on here who have suffered the same fate.


Freedoooooooommmm!

CONGRATS Mate
Hope the blonde takes the bad bitter taste that's been in your mouth for way too long

 

[resinryder]

Congrats steady. The day I came home and found my ex and all our stuff moved out and the kids left at the babysitters waiting for me to pick up was the happiest fuckin day of my life. Every time I think about it I still smile about that 29 years after the bitch departed. Quite possibily the nicest thing she ever did for me and the kids.
And there ain't a damn thing wrong with the red carpet.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Brunettes are nice ( I happen to be one), but if I were a guy I would go for a red head!

well, I married one. she has put up with my shit for 26 years; 5 before we married, 21 & counting after marriage. meaner than a striped snake (she whacked me with a vacuum cleaner once, ya gotta watch that, LOL!) but I love her....

 

[rives]

Redheads have a tendency to be crazy. That's not a bad thing, necessarily, just one of the few things that I think that I've learned about women.

 

[HempKat]

and finally take home that blonde girl from the cafe down the block that's been dying to see my work. Win, fucking, win.

Wow, taking that "Hump Day" thing a little bit literal there aren't we? So how was it? Did you manage to take Dad's Porsche? Did you make sure to air guitar to "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Segar, in your underwear?

 

[noyd666]

 

[steadydets]

Wow, taking that "Hump Day" thing a little bit literal there aren't we? So how was it? Did you manage to take Dad's Porsche? Did you make sure to air guitar to "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Segar, in your underwear?

Lol Bob Segar? Dad's Porsche?



Sounds like a modern day Ferris Beuller to me, except this "Ferris" has tattoo's and reads smut literature lol.

You're showing your age Hempy

I had a good time, we all went out, she came out for a bit and I felt her up when we were splitting shots, but when she asked me if I wanted to hang out after the bar, I told her I'd rather take her out this week. She seemed cool with that though. I know I could have taken her home that night, but I just wanted to keep it on ice. I'm sure she probably got back at me by calling some other guy that night lol, women usually do, but she'll be there next week to hang out, that I'm sure of.

It's weird, I don't miss my ex at all, but I'm not just ready to move on that quickly, it's only been a few days after all.

I'm 30 so I'm going to go about this in a more methodical, mature manner, one that respects my gentle disposition lol.

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

.....
I'm 30 so I'm going to go about this in a more methodical, mature manner, one that respects my gentle disposition lol.

Buahahahahaha


I am sorry...its just that in my 55 years on this ball that the words "methodical and mature manner" have no business in the same sentence when it comes to women...kinda like oil and water.

But you go for if my friend...I have long since given up the quest for women and am damn glad to be over that silly BS.

Your young and that's great. But there is a certain sense of freedom that comes when the ways of women no longer tug at your more basic needs/desires.

Anyway, enjoy your freedom...take care that you don't screw the pouch my young friend.

Smoking a bowl to you as I type.

minds_I